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[ SECRET POST #6543 ]

⌈ Secret Post #6543 ⌋

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I know it's wrong to judge a book by its cover, but are there any physical traits that just make you not trust a person?

For me, it's massive messy ass Duck Dynasty beards. Makes me suspicious that they're a right winger or hypermasculine homophobic type until I see proof they aren't.

People who are too pretty/good looking. Probably trauma from pretty assholes in my life, and I try to not act on those judgments, but it sits there in my brain anyhow.

+100

Yes, too goodlooking by half is a problem for me. Rightly or wrongly, I expect them to be entitled.

Man buns. It's not rational, but I hate 'em. Also, ponytails on balding men.

I love a good bun on any gender. But I totally agree about ponytails on balding people.

People who poop piss me off.

Those bastards. Fucking shitting machines, the lot of them.

Pooping RN (right now)

Mustache. No beard, just the 'stache screams cop/wanna be cop. I immediately assume they're a controlling dickbag until proven otherwise.

You know, depends on the mustache for me. And sort of depends on the person too, because for some people it's cop, for some it's pornstache, and for some it's either not-great Freddie Mercury homage or leatherdaddy.

Mustache always looks like a pedo to me, I don't know why.

I despise the idea of unchangeable physical traits being bad, but for me it's anything that's a sign of being unkept. Long nails, bad breath, dirty hair, etc. Obviously I'm not including those who are homeless or don't have access to basic hygiene, but for those who do... Uh?

Men with blonde or light brown curly hair.

I find blue eyes deeply unnerving.

Re: Physical traits that you don't trust

(Anonymous) - 2024-12-05 16:47 (UTC) - Expand

Noticeably filled lips. I just KNOW I am not going to vibe with this people.
That's some trauma response idk but big buff men with broken nose. Like Jon Bernthal. Instant fight or flight response.

Guys who are super muscled like they hit the gym every day. I just feel like they'll be shallow, with anger issues and I associate big, athletic types with the type of high school jocks who used to bully people in high school.

Re: Physical traits that you don't trust

(Anonymous) - 2024-12-05 06:57 (UTC) - Expand

None, I think. It's really behaviour for me. I guess if someone was looking after me in a medical or beauty sense (like a nurse or a hairdresser) and were dirty, then I'd be suspicious, but in general I live in a farming area and people get dirty, it happens.

Those long beards, combined with a shaven head. Yeah, thanks for letting me know at a glance you are a neo-Nazi.

Undercuts and sidecuts. I've rarely met someone with that hairstyle who wasn't insufferable. Doesn't help that I loathe it in fictional characters as well, it's the epitome of lazy character design for me.

Re: Physical traits that you don't trust

(Anonymous) - 2024-12-05 11:37 (UTC) - Expand

Big round glasses give me asshole vibes.

People say I'm a troll, and I wont deny I've been known to say some stuff just because it made me laugh... But heres how I know its not malice: If I had any real motivation to be a bastard, I'd take a few of these comments, swap the gender, race, politics around and fash!post so hard.

Some of these opinions are one pronoun switch away from being universally regarded as the most hate filled bigotry this comm could imagine. My gods it would be so easy!

I'm not out here saying "Stop spreading hate on this anon secret comm where we share our unpopular opinions" I'm just saying, how about recognising I have a touch of restraint and that I'm not the bastard some of y'all think I am. Especially compared to some of the shit you let fly unchallenged.

it's weird. beards like that used to be associated with hippies.

Men that resemble Mr. Bean.

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