[ SECRET POST #6584 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6584 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

[fscom]

06. https://i.imgur.com/bCgVQfS.png

[(Anonymous)]

I fucking loled. You have a penchant for description, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Those are excellent photos to prove you point. I've only seen a few pics of them here and there and I would have said they looked 'normal' (no celebrtiy really looks normal) but damn am I proven wrong here.

Also I laughed at your descriptions. Ngl I'd watch that movie.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, that movie sounds way more fun than Wicked.

[(Anonymous)]

I was thinking they're excellent photos to prove OP's point, but they seem handpicked as especially unfortunately photos for that reason. I don't know of anyone who gets their photo taken constantly and doesn't come out looking weird in some of them. Normally I think both those women look perfectly fine.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, OP.
Watch their interviews where they fake cry, it's hilarious. Let me see if I can find it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02H9towFuUE
Here.

[(Anonymous)]

The petting/constant touching is so awkward I didn't even make it as far as the fake crying.

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt but yeah, same. Clutching at one another like they're giving birth as a group... I'm not a touchy feely person, this makes me super uncomfortable.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not into Wicked at all and won't watch the movie, but the interviews are just out of this world wackadoodle. Are they high or what?

[iff_and_xor]

It took me a little to pinpoint that Cynthia Erivo’s shaved eyebrows are a big part of why she looks so odd to me now.

I remembered seeing her in films and not especially remarking on her face, except as standard movie actor pretty. I think the eyebrows made all the difference.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait this is a choice?? I just assumed she had alopecia or some other hairloss issue.

[iff_and_xor]

I think I read that she shaved her head and eyebrows to help with the effects for Wicked. Making it easier to paint her green properly and add the wigs they made.

[beed]

i'm gagged over this secret lol 10/10

[(Anonymous)]

Why does Ariana Grande look like she's in really bad Bridgerton cosplay?

[(Anonymous)]

- the very high/empire waist on the dress gives a very regency silhouette, but Arianna is so flat + boring neckline means that the way the empire waist normally flatters the bust doesn't happen

- the long satin gloves are pretty rare today even in formal/red carpet wear, giving another "period piece!" clue to your brain, but the dress doesn't actually have regency finishings or embellishments, so it just looks like two plain blocks of fabric instead of a finished historical-ish garment

- idk if it's just the lighting or because it's a still image, but the skirt seems kinda dull and stiff, and the sallow cream color is not flattering, and it shows every shadow. it looks wrinkled instead of smooth and ethereal, even if it isn't

- the little asymmetrical detail where the hemline rises up on her right side into a ruffle disrupts the "smooth column" look of a regency gown enough to look wrong, but not dramatically enough to seem like an intentional departur

[(Anonymous)]

A+ secret

[(Anonymous)]

This feels low key racist somehow.

[(Anonymous)]

How so?

[(Anonymous)]

This secret is fucking hilarious.

On the other hand, I am a bit worried about both of them, in that they look way, way too thin.

[(Anonymous)]

These are some choice photos, lol. Most the time in photos I can accept them as looking normal (if not too thin, it's honestly concerning), but my god, the videos. anytime they start moving, it's like they've both been taken over by alien parasites controlling their movements and trying to replicate what they think are human mannerisms. Such a weird duo.

[(Anonymous)]

As someone with body dysphoria they are my biggest nightmare. One of my friends who is still pretty much in the anorexia tranches is idolizing their sizes and I want to peel my skin off.

[(Anonymous)]

There was this horror story I read as a teen about a guy who was so into anorexic look that he end up fucking a sceleton.
(yeah, it was a 90s story)
I look at them and they remind me of this story.

[(Anonymous)]

You picked great pictures for this secret.

I just imagine AG's mouth cracking open like a snake to swallow a whole sunflower whole.

[(Anonymous)]

OP I’ve been thinking “Ariana looks like an alien” for a WHILE now so thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

This secret is now on MIB's watch list