[ SECRET POST #1535 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1535 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 058 secrets from Secret Submission Post #219.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

LMFAO

God, I hope I read this book so I can slash the ever-loving-fuck out of your characters in insanely twisted ways.

Of course, your assurances that it might be "popular" suggests it's probably dime-store trash anyway, so I probably won't...

+100!

[lit-wolf.livejournal.com]

THIS.

Seriously, Secret Poster, saying 'Don't touch my things!' makes those shitty fanfiction writers and hideous fanart artists want to grab hold all the more. At least it does for me anyway.

Please, let me know when your book gets published. I'd love to start a Kink Meme for it!

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't usually do kink memes, but I'd be all on board for that. ;)

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I hate to break it to you, but my novel involves teenagers. So, have fun shipping children, if that's what makes you happy!

Re: +100!

[lit-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hey, if it creeps you out (and I'm guessing you're the Secret Poster), then I'm all for it! I will start the Kink Meme, slash the hell out of your teens, and make shitty stick figure drawings to top it all off. And I will sleep well that night.

Teens are fair game. Read Harry Potter much? Those kids were getting shipped in their first year at Hogwarts!

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

So, you readily admit to liking stories about child sex? Whatever, dude.
But, to address your point, what did I do to deserve such scorn? I just let my wishes known? Are you immature enough to go through all that work for spite?

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Nice try at reverse psychology. Spite is delicious and so is shipping your characters.

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, at least you can admit there is no other reason than spite!

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

You forgot the desire to fap.

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Please, with an egotistical secret like this ('I know it's going to turn out well and maybe even be popular oh pretty pretty please I want the popular crowd to like me'), you are BEGGING for all the spite you're getting in these comments.

Re: +100!

[lit-wolf.livejournal.com]

Didn't say I wrote it, dude; I just know it's out there. And you don't see JK Rowling bitching about everything that goes on in her fandom.

Okay, OP, since you keep screaming about pedophiles in all the comments, why don't you tell us how old your characters are?

Because you've been crying about pedophiles all along but we know nothing about your characters. So why don't you actually try sharing about about your novel instead of whining about a fandom that doesn't exist yet?

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

They're teenagers. As in, under the age of eighteen. I'm pretty sure I've said that somewhere. I just think that viewing teenagers as sexual objects is wrong. Legally, morally, and tactfully wrong. Well, it's bad to do that for everyone else, but more so for children.

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Honey, age of consent varies across the board. So, unless your characters are like fourteen (and therefore totally accessible to aged-up stories) you're going to have a hard time making the "But they're CHILDREN" card stick.

Re: +100!

[checkerblob.livejournal.com]

shipping =/= sex. For me, shipping mostly= thinking two characters would be a good/cute/entertaining couple based on their personalities and interactions with each other. I mean, yes, there is a LOT of sex in fanfiction, but oftentimes, it's when the characters are aged up.

Re: +100!

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

Teenagers =/= children.

Also, shipping teenagers does not make one a pedophile, especially not if one is shipping them with other teenagers.

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Different anon: teenagers =/= children. Teenagers can CONSENT.

Bring on the kink meme.

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

I cannot believe you justify pedophilia like this. That is legitimately sickening.

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Secret 13's comments really want to hear from you!

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Ew. No thanks.

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[(Anonymous)]

OH NO YOU GUYS, WHAT HAVE WE DONE, WE HAD NO IDEA!

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEDOPHILES D:

Re: +100!

[checkerblob.livejournal.com]

Um... Harry Potter? Avatar: the Last Airbender? Twilight? lol at the idea that shipping teenagers is somehow scandulous. Guess what, OP? Sometimes, even in REAL LIFE, teenagers have romantic feelings for each other! Wait, there's more: sometimes they date. And HOLD HANDS. And *leans in close and whispers softly* sometimes they kiss. But, you know, you'd have to be a TOTAL perv to speculate about that happening in fiction.

Re: +100!

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

oh my sweet god, that must make JK Rowling the world's richest pedo author?

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

point 1: teenagers have sex

point 2: a large majority of fanfic writers and fanartists are teens

wat now?

Re: +100!

[(Anonymous)]

Don't do that? How am I supposed to know if someone's a teenager or not?

Re: +100!

[xanykaos.livejournal.com]

Soooooo...why does it matter?