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fandomsecrets2012-04-15 03:46 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2012-04-15 03:46 pm
[ SECRET POST #1930 ]
⌈ Secret Post #1930 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #276.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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"Crystal Moon Sunbeam was a lonely girl who only wanted to be accepted and loved for who she was. Sasuke Uchiha was a tortured young man. But will Crystal's unexplained new magical power help to heal him? NO ICKY GAY SEX!11!"
And holy fuck balls, I would rather chew off my left hand (the one I use for clicking on things) than to sit through another one of those without the excuse of a drinking game.
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Take a shot:
Every time the hero falls in love with a Mary Sue self-insert
Every time a villain is woobified/Draco in Leather Pantsed
Every time said villain falls in love with a Mary Sue self-insert
Every time the word "orbs" is used to describe eyes
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One shot every time the OC's wardrobe is something that could not physically exist ("flame patterned fishnet shirt" etc.)
One shot anytime their unfortunate love interest's features are described (an extra shot each time one of those features is completely wrong or exaggerated ("Snape's glossy perfect hair")
Two shots if someone proposes to the self-insert (extra shot for pregnancy, two extra for wedding night conception)
One shot per non-human parent mentioned in the self-insert's introduction. (Half dragon, half vampire, half fairy = One and a half people.)
That should empty the liquor cabinet.
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Don't forget:
One shot for character bashing of canon love interests (two for Ron the Death Eater treatments)
One shot anytime the OC is magically transported into the universe in question with her self-insert friends
One shot anytime the OC has incredible powers that far outstrip the Hero's and which leave the fate of the universe in her hands
One shot for purple prose
Two shots for Ikea Erotica
Two shots for a love triangle (three if it includes the Hero and the Woobified Villain)
ETA: Ahaha I love when writers use "cerulean orbs" and "aurulent locks".
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