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⌈ Secret Post #1979 ⌋

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16. http://i.imgur.com/2v5rC.jpg

How does a duck have sex with a human?

...uh, okay, I guess that doesn't work.

http://youtu.be/EXPcBI4CJc8

That pro-gay marriage music video "Sex with Ducks" was too adorable for words.

Rape.

No really. It'd probably be rape. That's how Ducks roll.

Wow. Rape jokes. :/

(Possible?) Joking aside, ducks do have that reputation

And yet true. Research duck sex and the giant twisting penises of doom, if you dare.

I dunno about the ayrt, but I did and HOLY. SHIT. I'm not surprised the female ducks evolved their vaginas for evasion tactics. I WOULD TOO.

Not classy, just truth, as all the folks below attested.

Now this, this is classy (SFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

that was awful and I laughed so much and now I feel awful but I'm still grinning oh why did you link that why why why

Re: classy

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-06-04 16:05 (UTC) - Expand

Duck rape is no joke.

Well, the duck in question was able to make the female lead pretty happy. From the off-screen implications, the director kinda did a handwavey "tab B went into Slot A and she liked it, kay? It's like furries with feathers." kind of thing.

*Stares at icon* Man, as if I didn't already have enough of a thing for him, now he's got a ten-foot tongue, too? I'll, uh... I'll be right over here...

Well, J'onn IS a shapeshifter - and a telepath and super strong and can control his molecular density - he could have a ten-foot anything you wanted. Or, you know, fulfill any tentacle porn fantasies you have. ;)

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kryss_labryn - 2012-06-04 01:22 (UTC) - Expand

angel_negra - 2012-06-04 01:27 (UTC) - Expand

hi, obsessive Martian Manhunter fan here

anon_nom_nom - 2012-06-04 03:22 (UTC) - Expand

Re: hi, obsessive Martian Manhunter fan here

angel_negra - 2012-06-04 04:10 (UTC) - Expand

anon_nom_nom - 2012-06-04 04:27 (UTC) - Expand

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anon_nom_nom - 2012-06-04 04:38 (UTC) - Expand

You're telling me that the duck was able to woo the female human lead? Wow, that sounds like one of the most bizarre movie plots I've heard. Oh man, I gotta watch this movie Howard the Duck! Thank you for your explanation. :)

maybe it was platonic shipping

Oh my god, it's Howard The Duck! I watched this movie when I was a kid and thought it was silly wacky fun - then watched it as an adult and omg it is disturbing. V.v disturbing.

Glad I'm not the only one who recognized him. I know I watched it as a kid and that I had a phase when I liked the movie, but I honestly can't remember a thing about it. I'm half tempted to locate a copy of it, but now I'm not so sure. lol

You totally should. There's this whole romance plot that just totally went over my head as a kid. Among other bits. It is so bizarre.

Man, that movie messed up my idea of relationships for a little while there.

I was like, thirteen, I think, when I first saw it, and when the girl said that the duck was his boyfriend and someone replied with "Ew!", innocent younger me thought that that meant that having a boyfriend/girlfriend means that you are having sex with them, no exceptions.

Thank goodness a friend set me straight on that before I made awkward comments in real life.

Re: not anon you replied to

(Anonymous) - 2012-06-05 14:53 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-06-05 15:37 (UTC) - Expand

I would have recorded movies like that as well! My mom taped The Nutcracker Prince for me, and at the start of the tape, it had the ending credits for West Side Story.

Wow, Howard the Duck secret. I used to love that movie when I was a kid, haven't seen it since I was 8 though.

watch it again. The results will be interesting.