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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2012-06-03 03:31 pm

[ SECRET POST #1979 ]


⌈ Secret Post #1979 ⌋

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daylight_broke: crime movie THE DARK KNIGHT (Joker - why so serious?)

[personal profile] daylight_broke 2012-06-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
How does a duck have sex with a human?

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...uh, okay, I guess that doesn't work.

http://youtu.be/EXPcBI4CJc8
daylight_broke: rapper T.O.P from the South Korean pop group BIGBANG (Default)

[personal profile] daylight_broke 2012-06-05 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
That pro-gay marriage music video "Sex with Ducks" was too adorable for words.
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[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2012-06-03 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Rape.

No really. It'd probably be rape. That's how Ducks roll.

classy

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. Rape jokes. :/

Re: classy

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
(Possible?) Joking aside, ducks do have that reputation

Re: classy

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet true. Research duck sex and the giant twisting penises of doom, if you dare.
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Re: classy

[personal profile] angel_negra 2012-06-04 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno about the ayrt, but I did and HOLY. SHIT. I'm not surprised the female ducks evolved their vaginas for evasion tactics. I WOULD TOO.
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Re: classy

[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2012-06-04 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not classy, just truth, as all the folks below attested.

Now this, this is classy (SFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

Re: classy

(Anonymous) 2012-06-04 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
that was awful and I laughed so much and now I feel awful but I'm still grinning oh why did you link that why why why

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Re: classy

(Anonymous) 2012-06-04 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
Duck rape is no joke.
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[personal profile] angel_negra 2012-06-03 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the duck in question was able to make the female lead pretty happy. From the off-screen implications, the director kinda did a handwavey "tab B went into Slot A and she liked it, kay? It's like furries with feathers." kind of thing.
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[personal profile] kryss_labryn 2012-06-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*Stares at icon* Man, as if I didn't already have enough of a thing for him, now he's got a ten-foot tongue, too? I'll, uh... I'll be right over here...
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[personal profile] angel_negra 2012-06-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, J'onn IS a shapeshifter - and a telepath and super strong and can control his molecular density - he could have a ten-foot anything you wanted. Or, you know, fulfill any tentacle porn fantasies you have. ;)

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[personal profile] daylight_broke 2012-06-05 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're telling me that the duck was able to woo the female human lead? Wow, that sounds like one of the most bizarre movie plots I've heard. Oh man, I gotta watch this movie Howard the Duck! Thank you for your explanation. :)
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[personal profile] fritzier 2012-06-04 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
maybe it was platonic shipping

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, it's Howard The Duck! I watched this movie when I was a kid and thought it was silly wacky fun - then watched it as an adult and omg it is disturbing. V.v disturbing.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I'm not the only one who recognized him. I know I watched it as a kid and that I had a phase when I liked the movie, but I honestly can't remember a thing about it. I'm half tempted to locate a copy of it, but now I'm not so sure. lol

(Anonymous) 2012-06-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You totally should. There's this whole romance plot that just totally went over my head as a kid. Among other bits. It is so bizarre.

not anon you replied to

(Anonymous) 2012-06-04 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Man, that movie messed up my idea of relationships for a little while there.

I was like, thirteen, I think, when I first saw it, and when the girl said that the duck was his boyfriend and someone replied with "Ew!", innocent younger me thought that that meant that having a boyfriend/girlfriend means that you are having sex with them, no exceptions.

Thank goodness a friend set me straight on that before I made awkward comments in real life.

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[identity profile] gully-moe.livejournal.com 2012-06-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have recorded movies like that as well! My mom taped The Nutcracker Prince for me, and at the start of the tape, it had the ending credits for West Side Story.
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[personal profile] kikkyo 2012-06-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, Howard the Duck secret. I used to love that movie when I was a kid, haven't seen it since I was 8 though.
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[personal profile] insanenoodlyguy 2012-06-04 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
watch it again. The results will be interesting.