[ SECRET POST #199 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #199 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 115 secrets from Secret Submission Post #029.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 ] not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] too big.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Tuesday, July 24th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

AHhahahhahahah oh shit, I was with you until you had your example be Dragonlance, are you SERIOUS

Not to say I haven't read and loved those, but seriously. Seriously, come on.

Re: 16

[case]

iawtc ):

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

Also, they're totally making a Dragonlance movie, it's out in a few months.

This does nothing to change the fact that those books are advertising for RPG sourcbooks/Mormon propaganda.

Re: 16

[jill-calico.livejournal.com]

Randomly: your icons are fabulous.

Re: 16

[case]

*DIES* Oh god I just went "didn't they already hav -- wait no that was the Dungeons and Dragons movie OH GOD WHY" ahgkajdfghakfd if the Dragonlance one is anything like that, ...... OH GOD WHY ):

Re: 16

[blueutopiah.livejournal.com]

Hollywood is so going to rape those movies. I can see Brad Pitt as Raisltin now....*cringes*

Really, are they making movies out of the series? Because that's going to hurt.

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

Yep. Animated. Due out in a couple of months.

http://www.dragonlance-movie.com/movie/

Re: 16

[ritalion.livejournal.com]

OW MY CHILDHOOD D:

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

It's going to be animated, and honestly, it looks kinda shitty, but KEIFER SUTHERLAND is the voice of Raistlin, so that's hilarious.

http://www.dragonlance-movie.com/movie/

Re: 16

[case]

OH GOD THAT BOOK

"Lifelong friends, they went their separate ways. Now they are together again, though each holds secrets from the others in his heart. They speak of a world shadowed with rumors of war. They speak of tales of strange monsters, creatures of myth, creatures of legend. They do not speak of their secrets. Not then. Not until a chance encounter with a beautiful, sorrowful woman, who bears a magical crystal staff, draws the companions deeper into the shadows, forever changing their lives and shaping the fate of the world."

dlghkadgkadhgakgfhakhgadf ahahaahahahahahahahahah

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE SUCH SHIT BOOKS, BUT I LOVED THEM SO BAD

WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN

Not that I can provide any examples of good fantasy literature, because I still read shit books to this day! Just in different genres. ....oh who am I kidding I just read porn ANYWAY

Q: Would the secret in question have been even funnier if instead of "Dragonlance", the poster had said "Mercedes Lackey"? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

Re: 16

[case]

I totally read that as "I just read Pern anyway" and I was all AUGH ANNE MCCAFFREY AUUUUUUUUGH WHY

Re: 16

[blueutopiah.livejournal.com]

Not that I can provide any examples of good fantasy literature, because I still read shit books to this day! Just in different genres. ....oh who am I kidding I just read porn ANYWAY

*cough* It's sad that most of the reading I did last year was on aff.net. WHAT? IT COUNTS.

Would the secret in question have been even funnier if instead of "Dragonlance", the poster had said "Mercedes Lackey"? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

Not funnier, but you'd have a hoard of yaoi fangirls who'd approve that decision over the DragonLance one. *ducks fangirl punches*

Re: 16

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

BWAH at Mercedes Lackey. "I don't know what to put in the next chapter, I'll just throw in a gang rape!"

Re: 16

[blueutopiah.livejournal.com]

Buh? What? Keifer Sutherland? W-why? *cries*

I am truly afraid to look at the link...but I guess if I don't do it now, I'll see it later anyway.....*winces and clicks*

Re: 16

[chaobell]

GET THE FUCK OUT, ARE YOU SERIOUS

oh god, you are, what else did they do here...

Lucy Lawless as Goldmoon... PHIL LAMARR OH GOD VAMP = RIVERWIND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious.

Re: 16

[case]

Wait LUCY LAWLESS WHAT LOLOLOLSFD Gndxfkjhadkjgahdf ahahgjfadhkacghj

I have to see this movie now.

Re: 16

[chaobell]

Now picture Vamp from Metal Gear Solid 2 and Xena doin' it, and you'll have some idea why my sides hurt so bad right now.

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to lie: I am totally seeing this shit the minute it comes out.

...I mean, if it even comes out in theaters.

......which I doubt, somehow.

Re: 16

[nashidesei.livejournal.com]

...As a Mormon who's read the majority of the Dragonlance series, I can say outright that, actually, it's not Mormon propaganda. At least it didn't seem like it to me, and I've been pretty well cultured to pick up on that sort of thing. (Not fun, lemme yell ya.)

I didn't even know Tracy Hickman was Mormon until well after I'd gotten into the series. Just 'cause one of the authors is Mormon doesn't mean they're peddling their religion. Orson Scott Card is Mormon, and the Ender's Game books sure don't read like Mormon stuff.

That said, I agree with the original comment. I'd rather see Memory, Sorrow and Thorn as a series of movies than I would Dragonlance. And Harry Potter can crawl in a hole and die any time now. Hell, I'd much rather Hollow Kingdom was made a movie instead of Dragonlance.

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

Ah, they're not, I know, I'm just fooling.

IT'S COOL, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE MORMON

Re: 16

[wtf.livejournal.com]

Oh I am so glad I'm not the only one that thought this. XD

Re: 16

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

It seems a pretty popular opinion throughout the comments, here!

Re: 16

[gallo-de-pelea.livejournal.com]

Ditto here.

We found Dragonlance novels on top of the old Penthouse Forum issues in the bathroom cabinets when we bought our house, lol

Re: 16

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

Someone beat me to saying what I intended on. I personally like the HP books a little more than the Dragonlance ones, but in terms of classics...