[ SECRET POST #2022 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 088 secrets from Secret Submission Post #289.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

And you'd hit it with all your thundering hooves?

I'm on a horse.

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

To me Hiddles is an STD that transforms you into a Hiddleston lookalike. I am legitimately sad this is not a thing.

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh ew now I made me imagine tiny bumps with hiddle faces growing out of genitals.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I told you it'd itch. The faces bite. Yet you didn't believe me, and went to get yourself some Hiddles. Well, enjoy a dozen tiny faces on your crotch cackling ehehehehehe all day long.

(the worst part is when they start yelling "I do what I want!" "PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING"; their voices sound like chipmunks on coke).

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

I stand corrected and apologize profusely. I flew too close to the sun and now all I have are my glorious memories of standing on top of the world shouting "I DO WHAT I WANT" before it all came crashing down on me.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I feel for you, anonymouslyyours. I'd recommend tiny muzzles so that they don't bite, but I don't know how serious your case is, or what budget you're working with.
You could always try to get rid of them by telling them you'll hand them over to the Chitauri. That should at least make them shut up and cower in fear of retaliation. If not, give them some really sticky candy to chew. It should glue their teeth together for long enough to get you some peace. Reapply when necessary.
Don't try to pop them, they'll apologise profusely for their unsigthliness and charm you out of killing them with all their tiny British accents. If you do manage to pop one, the rest will start cursing Joey quite loudly. Also, it hurts like a bitch.
I do hear you used to be able to counter Hiddles with a batch of cumbers, but it's recently become immune to those since so many white cells are its fans voted for it.

*my god, why am I giving detailed medical advice on an imaginary STD that makes little faces sprout on your crotch...*

*yet this is a perfectly acceptable monday/tuesday night for me*

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Ew. I like you.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I like you too. Your posts spark my madness in lovely ways. It's always a pleasure to rant on nonesense! (it gets quite lengthy on my part, though)

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Don't worry about it. I like length. I also like when you talk a lot so I have more to read.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

*blush*
*speechless*

So... care to share any other topic to rant about? The Hiddles-faces STD was gold >_< Or I could tell you about how I'm trying to revive an iPod FROM THE PAST!? (unused for almost 6 years). But it doesn't look like an interesting topic; it hasn't shown any Frankenstein symptom so far, only narcolepsy.

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm actually stuck on the fact that an iPod can be six years old. jc what is happening with time!

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I know, it makes me feel so old... At some point the stupid thing decided it wouldn't sync with iTunes anymore, and started to act up when I tried to charge it. It's been buried in a drawer ever since and I've recently rediscovered it. The playlist's VERY embarrassing, a true testimony to its venerable age. Some of this is making me cringe and laugh at my past self at the same time.
GAH, as you can see I'm not feeling very creative myself to kick a new conversation off, with it being half past three in the morning here =__= My only idea so far has been letting teh webz know there's still somebody on this planet that has entirely non-ironical Britney Spears songs in their iPod...
We could attempt to lurk behind agentcthulhu and braid its tentacles, but we risk suffering its wrath.

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Oh! Oh! Examples off the embarrassing playlist! Also LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! *cries*

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

Holy shit I've got entire ALBUMS by Britney Spears! *passes tissues to clean messed up eyeliner*
I've also got... Crazy Frog, by Alex F. WHAT THE FLYING HELICARRIER FUCK. Why would I have this?
Then, let's see... Destiny's Child, Bon Jovi, Robbie Williams, My Chemical Romance... I won't list the songs, I'm almost certain you could name them :D
What. I've got La tortura, by Shakira. I hated that song (yet I knew the lyrics to it, since it was on the radio all the time). Must've been one of my sisters. The sneaky little bastards.
Oooh! Jackpot! Spice Girls. The reason I don't know the lyrics to most of their songs is because English isn't my native language and I didn't understand shit at the time of my most fervent fan-ness.
Now... payback time! Most embarrassing song/artist/album on your iPod/computer/etc? Do you own any CD of really, REALLY stupid music? Worst song you know the lyrics to?

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

We shall share embarrassment because I have everything you have listed here. Of course I have an insane amount of music, a majority of it in languages I don't even know but I still have everything you mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOwsxduuyE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSF9w0Kf2wk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6DdTcqGy8
I love cheesy, terrible youtube songs like these. Love them.

And I know all the lyrics to the llama song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ

Most embarrassing CD I still own? Hanson.

My most embarrassing playlist? I combine Pansy Division and Disney music. I don't know why I like them together but I do.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I know the lyrics to the narwhal song! Sometimes I spontaneously burst into song and my sister joins in. We also go "MUSHROON MUSHROOM" from time to time. Though currently our shared guilty pleasure is "Sexy Back", since it suits Loki's pimp cane so very much.
This is amazing, please keep sharing your terrible songs. I guess you know the duck song, and of course Always, but I'm sharing the video anyway because it's awesomely terrible http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

Our family song is Spiderpig from the Simpsons.

We also know all the words to MC Lars "Zombie Love Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCVMuevcCvY

Oh and anything by Johnathan Coulton or Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog as a matter of course.

Kyaryu Pamyu - Pon Pon Pon
The video for this. I have no words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
and the Snoop Dogg mashup
http://soundcloud.com/ibutsu/smokeweedmainichi

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

...You do know that the tentacles are on the front of my face, right? Maybe I'll relent this one time because it's almost three am and I was greatly amused by the Hiddles-face STD.

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

I seemed to have skipped a step over there. We sneak behind you, and while one of us grabs you, the other braids your magnificent tentacles. It would look pretty on you, I'd say.
Yet I have this feeling you'd shove us into Shelob's den with your telekinesis. You'd then proceed to say "It seems you've got a bit... tangled" and put your sunglasses on (you'd have to take them off, only to put them back on... with one of your tentacles, of course). And then play the pipe organ that always appears spontaneously when you wish it to.
So I guess we won't be trying to braid your facial appendages, 's all I'm saying.

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

Look, first of all Shelob doesn't share well. I'd rather enlist the assistance of sentient seaweed than negotiate over web use with Shelob. Secondly, you forgot the obligatory "YEAHHHHHH" and The Who's Won't Get Fooled Again after taking my sunglasses off. Oh, by the way, even when I take my sunglasses off I'm still wearing sunglasses. It is an requirement of my secret agent contract to be fully sunglassesed at all times. Therefore it is as likely for me to put my sunglasses away as it is for me to put them back on.

Thirdly, I cannot play the pipe organ well when my tentacles are all a-braided. It is a good excuse to practice playing with my hands and feet instead, which is not something I can fault you for.

Again, maybe I will relent, maybe I will not. The decision is up to you. However, remember that not many has had the opportunity to touch my tentacles and live to tell the tale.

Re: Superpower

[anonymouslyyours]

I'm laughing over the whole tone of this post! I am also stroking your tentacles on the original drawing I did of your icon. :P Perhaps I shall draw them braided!

Or maybe I should draw you a meme of this to appease your ire?

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

You can do whatever you want. If my tentacles can purr, I'm sure they'd be purring by now. CSI Miami opening memes make me happy, yes. Is it enough to appease my ire? I won't know until it happens.

In the mean time, I'm going to bed take a brief nap. This is now your chance! Carpe diem! Seize the day!

Re: Superpower

[(Anonymous)]

Why would you need to say the obligatory "YEAHHHHH" when you can wriggle your tentacle-beard and emit gutural sounds? I can say "YEAHHHH", anybody can... shouldn't you get a more personalised version? For an eldritch abomination, you respect the meme's rules a bit too much.
As for the sunglasses, you could always take them off. There's just another pair under those... *cue motherofgod.gif*
I assumed we wouldn't get to braid your tentacles before dying... which means you'd let us? And then toss us to a gruesome death? Awesome! Tentacle braids! Except for the... you know... dying part. I don't want somebody to find my corpse besides an iPod full of Britney Spears. Think of the shame I'd bring to my family.
About Shelob, weren't you buddies? What happened? It nicked your preys? Spun its web all over your bed again? Brought that good-for-nothing toothpick Spiderman over? DO TELL.

Re: Superpower

[agentcthulhu]

Humans do not have the range of hearing to fully appreciate my gutteral sounds. It is easier to say "YEAHHHHHH" than to explain why I am not crying out loud in pain or something else.

Shelob and I are not buddies. Though the tale itself is beyond human comprehension, let's just say she needed work on respecting her elders.

There is no reason to think an iPod full of Britney Spears belongs to you. If you wish, I can take the iPod with me. This will remove the element of Britney Spears shame your family might face.