[ SECRET POST #2047 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Penn & Teller]


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[Twilight]


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[Prometheus]


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[Rainbow; the Boondocks]


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12. [SPOILERS for walking dead]



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13. [SPOILERS for portal 2]



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14. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF/game of thrones]



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15. [SPOILERS for the dark knight rises]



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16. [WARNING for abuse]



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17. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - insulting the readers doesn't help ], [ 1 - come on, a LITTLE effort ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: I wish I could actually fly in my dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I've never flown in my dreams and I've never attempted it when I was lucid dreaming.

Idk why it apparently doesn't interest me

Re: I wish I could actually fly in my dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I've pretty much always been crap at flying in dreams on the rare occasions it happens. I sort of just. Bobble in the air, and if I try reeeal hard and flap my arms I can sometimes get a couple meters above the ground.

There was this one time I could like, glide using an umbrella or my coat or something and the wind. That was pretty neat. I was pretty disappointed when I woke up and remembered you can't actually do that.

[(Anonymous)]

Read that in high school. Still pretty boring to me.

[vethica]

I'm just glad there are people in this thread who don't completely hate Rick. I always felt bad for the guy. :(

[cloud_riven]

Title, please.

[(Anonymous)]

If a woman doesn't want to have sex with you (general you, not you personally) it doesn't matter how much you paid her. You can ask for the money back but if you force her to have sex against her will that's rape. No matter the money she still has the right to say no.

And I do not mind prostitution as long as the person in question is happy with her job.

[gobbledigook]

IA. Fangirls might piss people off, but there's at least some sort of amusement in watching their wank. Fanboy rage is just immature and disheartening to see, it's basically if your fandom was made of youtube commenters.

[(Anonymous)]

It's rape because she didn't consent to it. Women who choose to be sex workers in regular establishments usually have some choice, but establishments such as Alayaya's are a world apart from slave brothels in Essos.

Re: Tiny turtles and tinier tortoises!

[al28894]

Fly little turtle! Fly!

[cloud_riven]

Sturgeon's Law is pretty equal opportunity imo.

Re: I HATE THAT 1 DIRECTION SONG

[republicanism]

for some reason i feel like most of these ticket sales are not a result of their lyrical genius

Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[(Anonymous)]

a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Google is your friends...

Hair washing question

[(Anonymous)]

This is such a stupid question but I really enjoy this conversations here and it's not something I can really ask elsewhere without people being judgemental.

So, how often do you wash your hair?
I have awful bushy hair which I chemically straighten (I hope that's clear, English is not my first language and I dunno how is this called. I use the products without formaldehyde, tho.) and it's a pain to wash. Well, to dry actually. It takes me forever to blow dry it or at least get it semi dry. I can't stand the feeling of wet hair, and it also looks awful if I don't do it, but it's so tiring! I sound kind of pathetic but my arm hurts from keeping it up holding the blow-drier, but if I blow it from the side it gets even more volume and that's a nono.
Therefore, I currently wash it twice a week. I shower daily, but only do hair two days.
And I can't help I'm sort of dirty or something for doing this :/

[ooh_mrdarcy]

It's easier to become a park ranger.

From what I know, you need to go to a school that allows you to specialize in natural sciences or natural resource management. But I'm guessing you already know this since you seem pretty passionate about it.

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea it was all in Japanese

Thank god.

Re: Wank you enjoy/like reading about

[(Anonymous)]

I especially like when they're hardcore enough to compare their plights as shippers to various social justice/civil rights movements, with pseudo-inspirational "war speeches" to their shipmates and everything.

[ooh_mrdarcy]

Ngl, I'd like that job.

Re: Hair washing question

[(Anonymous)]

I can't help FEELING I'm sort of dirty or something for doing this :/
(and feeling I can't type too, heh :P)

Re: Can... can we learn that dance? All of us on F!S?

[(Anonymous)]

Do I even want to know? xD

[cloud_riven]

It is my bestest of friends, but I hate googling on my phone. Fetch me my laptop, it's too far away from where I am reclining and devouring these delicious grapes.

Re: let the obvious lulzytroll secrets through!

[al28894]

But then Techno would let the other troll secrets through and the wank would stink all the way to Cybertron...

Nah, just enjoy them where they are. The fail!bar has never looked so full before! XD

[(Anonymous)]

The Secrets Not Posted catagories made me laugh. Awesome! ☺

Re: IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR ALL OF YOU

[(Anonymous)]

like motherfucking sparkles

all over my flank

not rarity, not twilight, no one, could possibly compete with my sparkles

because i like shiny things and stuff

and apparently am easily entertained

like, staring at christmas decorative lights for half an hour kind of entertained

so maybe colored sparkles?

Re: Rereading old Fandom!Secrets...

[streetcake]

I looked way back several years and things are a lot different. Like, I saw a lot of secrets where someone would comment about something being retarded or gay and no one called them out on it. Problematic stuff slid by more often.

I also notice the secrets about fandom/yaoi/whatever wank that usually gets "that happens in every fandom, man these secrets are boring" comments nowadays were taken more seriously back then.