[ SECRET POST #2047 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2047 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Penn & Teller]


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[Twilight]


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[Prometheus]


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[Rainbow; the Boondocks]


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12. [SPOILERS for walking dead]



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13. [SPOILERS for portal 2]



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14. [SPOILERS for ASOIAF/game of thrones]



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15. [SPOILERS for the dark knight rises]



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16. [WARNING for abuse]



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17. [WARNING for rape]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #292.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - ships it ], [ 1 - insulting the readers doesn't help ], [ 1 - come on, a LITTLE effort ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: [SI Trigger] STOP ME

[(Anonymous)]

not OP

there's biting(won't leave permanent marks)

If you don't do it often. I've bitten my hands on a regular basis for the past 10+ years and my hands have been covered in scars and calluses since the first year or so. They look terrible so when people ask about them, I tell them that they are a result of burning myself and eczema. :(

[unicornherds]

I once read an article talking about male dominated spaces having less SJW wank because they're the priveleged majority and either aren't aware of the issues or don't think they're really big issues in need of endless discussion. Whereas more female or minority dominated spaces tend to focus on this stuff because it's something they live with and is a very real topic.

I don't know how much I agreed with the article, but it was an interesting point of view.

Either way, congrats on finding a space that works for you.

[darkmanifest]

Eh, I didn't care for it. Instead of vapidly knowing nothing at all like the original Bella, Luminosity's Bella seemed to have an answer to everything, all the time; her perspective reads like meta of people's discussions of everything that was wrong with Twilight, instead of an actual story. It bothered me enough to keep me from reading too far, so I don't know if that eventually improved. I did love that she was reacted so sensibly to Edward's...Edwardness, and how Alice's powers were handled. Woulda been better if she staked him, but I guess some people think Edward has his uses (I can't imagine what those are, though).

No argument that it's an improvement on the original dreck, though.

Re: Personal Hygiene

[(Anonymous)]

soap is irritating to the vagina. nobody said dont rinse, just dont use agitating soaps and shit to clean it.

[hornpile]

glad to know I'm not the only one then!

[unicornherds]

Yeah I was always kind of annoyed with the writers in how they characterized and handled that whole story line. I felt bad for Rick, for Terri, for everyone in that school. There was no happy in any of that.

[visp]

It was also the Westerosi equivalent of a War Crime. But yes, given your example, Tywin is seen as pretty shitty for agreeing to it, but Lord Frey is seen as far worse, because he just did it out of hurt pride and spite. So the same logic applies.

Re: I HATE THAT 1 DIRECTION SONG

[oroburos69]

Is that the one where the message is basically "your total lack of self-confidence is hot"?

Because catchy tune, but I was laughing out loud at the lyrics.

Re: Personal Hygiene

[(Anonymous)]

and very misleading and confusing

it's the vulva you've got to focus on when cleaning because of the secretions that gather between the folds and in creases around the clitoris and such

as far as I know, the vagina kinda takes care of itself by pushing out secretions as long as it's healthy

[darkmanifest]

Huh. I would have thought Chell/GlaDOS would be the main ship in that fandom. Can't play the second game until I upgrade my PC, but everything I've heard about Wheatley doesn't sound half as awesome as GlaDOS's character.

[(Anonymous)]

Carl dies?? FUCK YEAH I hate that kid.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

They move around my fingers when I'm cleaning or touching myself, sure, but it's not uncomfortable and I wouldn't call it jiggling.

Not all genitals are the same; some women have bigger folds, some have them shorter, some have, er more meat? some less, and it also changes as you grow up, if I understand correctly.

That's why I was suggesting a gynecologist. Someone who studies all that for a living and has seen many different genitals will be able to guide you better on this.

[lilyleia78]

Did I make this secret in my sleep?

Don't feel bad though! It's cheaper and if you don't like it there's less guilt about back buttoning than not finishing a 'real' book.

Re: TMI

[lunabee34]

Perfectly safe. No worries. It's very unlikely that you will "lose" your tampon.

Masturbate away!!!

Re: I AM SO ASHAMED.

[imati-lau.livejournal.com]

OK, that image in my mind may have broken my brain. >_

[(Anonymous)]

Yep and you can't woobify being a dwarf. Well I guess you could but it's so much easier to woobify burn scars because oooh ~angst and dark secrets~!

Re: obvious troll/a little effort

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know much about the fandom, but it seems it was parodying secrets we've gotten in the past about very obscure kinks and the shame their ops feel at having them or feeling like they can't share them.

[cloud_riven]

Uhhhhhhhhh [no. He gets shot in the face, but hey, maybe that's enough for your schadenfreude?]

I do like him better in the comics, but the TV one does make me want to rap his knuckles tbh. Even if he has grown on me.

Re: I AM SO ASHAMED.

[imati-lau.livejournal.com]

No, but I can see how it can happen. I ship this alternate pairing, but pictures of fanart of the canon pairing are really cute... If I didn't hate the canon ship so hard I might have done the same as you.

There's nothing wrong with that, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, wow. I think the absolute worst damage someone can do to how people view relationships is damaging people who don't know any better. Because it takes a lot more effort to change something you believe is right then learning new something altogether. Twilight has caused so much damage we probably haven't even seen the full effects of it yet.

[(Anonymous)]

Not gonna lie, with the whole cop thing I really was expecting the name Richard and was a little sad when it didn't happen.

Still love the character though.

[imati-lau.livejournal.com]

Seeing as how the movies practically remade the whole Batman story, my headcanon is that even if he is Robin, he would have ended being the new Batman, now that Bruce retired. And yeah, the thought of he being the Batman from BB did cross my mind.

[(Anonymous)]

Austen?

Re: obvious troll/a little effort

[fingalsanteater]

I totally just wrote a stupid and terrible fic based on this secret.

[(Anonymous)]

My reaction exactly. High five!