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⌈ Secret Post #2095 ⌋

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WELL FINE! SEE IF I CARE!

GO TO THE MOON YOU SELFISH DREAMER!

VAGINA HATER!

PENIS LOVER!

Wait... isn't that a good thing? Or at least neutral?

Edited 2012-09-27 23:24 (UTC)

MOM, DAD, STOP FIGHTING!!!! ALL GENITALS ARE AWESOME!

Oh gosh, I'm married to

insanenoodlyguy? When did that happen? And when did I have kids? Or did he have the kids? WHY AM I NOT TOLD THESE THINGS?!

Edited 2012-09-27 23:32 (UTC)

I AM TAKING THE CHILDREN YOU INATTENTIVE HARPY!

NO COURT WILL RULE IN YOUR FAVOR! YOU'VE BEEN ILLEGALLY KEEPING THE CHILDREN FROM ME!

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD KIDS!

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT.

WE ARE ALREADY DIVORCED. I HAVE USED YOUR ABSENTMINDENESS IN MY FAVOR!

NEW MOMMY KNOWS THE CHILDREN'S NAMES. THEY LOVE HER ALREADY.

BECAUSE YOU HID THE CHILDREN FROM ME!

Look. We both need to be adults about this. You'll be talking to my lawyer.

THEY WERE BELOW YOUR EYE LEVEL THE WHOLE TIME! THAT'S IT!

YOU WERE TOO BUSY HATING YOUR VAGINA TO NOTICE ANYTHING SPAWNED FROM IT.

(no subject)

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-28 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

elephantinegrace - 2012-09-28 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 01:13 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-09-29 04:36 (UTC) - Expand

Remember that weekend where we went down to Tijuana and you ate the worm at the bottom the tequila bottle and everything went fuzzy after that? Yeah...it was a very eventful weekend.

But I never go down to Tijuana. You must mean my body double. She's the party queen.

No, it was you. You're the one who has the tattoo of Fantasy Island's Tattoo on your backside. You were stoned out of your mind when you had it done and kept on saying, "Yo dawg, I heard you like tattoos..." It was your tattooed keister in Mexico. Man, that must have been one psychedelic worm.

But I have no tattoos and I've never done drugs, or drink alcohol. I'm the most straight-laced person most of my friends know. It had to be my body double.

But this means she's impersonating me. The witch. I mean, I know it's her job but... if she was able to fool you. She could get me kicked out of college! I must kill by body double!

Waittt a minute.

How do you remember that if YOU ARE OUR KID?

SHE MUST BE MY BODY DOUBLE!!!

*Dun Dun Dun*

Re: Hey...

luxshine - 2012-09-28 00:20 (UTC) - Expand

forgottenjester - 2012-09-28 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

luxshine - 2012-09-28 01:38 (UTC) - Expand

<--- BAD FATHER

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

Re: <--- BAD FATHER

luxshine - 2012-09-28 03:21 (UTC) - Expand

mekkio - 2012-09-28 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

I DECLARE WAR ON YOUR HO ASS

THAT'S MY MAN

Look.

This is all a misunderstanding. You can blame my body double down thread.

My quarrel is not with you, foul monster. Be that as it may, I will not hesitate to defend myself should you pursue me.

SHE IS NOT FOUL, SHE IS CHARD. CHARD!

SHE WAS BURRD BY THE FIRE NATION, YOU INSENSITIVE MONSTER. NO WONDER I'M DIVORCED.

She is also a monster. You cannot deny her true form.

WE WERE NEVER MARRIED.

I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BODY DOUBLE. THAT EXCUSE WON'T WORK.

OH WAIT THAT'S ALSO OUR DAUGHTER.

SHIIIIITTTTTTTT

You are going to jaaaaaiiiillll~♪♫

You are going to jaaaaaiiiillll~♪♫

ROFL Now that's how you do public messy relationship breakdown!

Re: FUCK YOU

forgottenjester - 2012-09-28 01:53 (UTC) - Expand

insolentwitch - 2012-09-28 02:00 (UTC) - Expand

SHE'S FUTURE DAUGHTER. PARADOX SEX IS NOT LEGALLY ACTIONABLE IN ANY COURT BUT SCHRODENGERS. AND THAT FUCKER IS DEAD. I THINK.

forgottenjester - 2012-09-28 01:56 (UTC) - Expand

SUCKER

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 02:21 (UTC) - Expand