[ SECRET POST #2095 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2095 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[insanenoodlyguy]

VAGINA HATER!

[forgottenjester]

PENIS LOVER!

Wait... isn't that a good thing? Or at least neutral?

[mekkio]

MOM, DAD, STOP FIGHTING!!!! ALL GENITALS ARE AWESOME!

[forgottenjester]

Oh gosh, I'm married to insanenoodlyguy? When did that happen? And when did I have kids? Or did he have the kids? WHY AM I NOT TOLD THESE THINGS?!

[insanenoodlyguy]

I AM TAKING THE CHILDREN YOU INATTENTIVE HARPY!

[forgottenjester]

NO COURT WILL RULE IN YOUR FAVOR! YOU'VE BEEN ILLEGALLY KEEPING THE CHILDREN FROM ME!

[insanenoodlyguy]

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD KIDS!

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT.

WE ARE ALREADY DIVORCED. I HAVE USED YOUR ABSENTMINDENESS IN MY FAVOR!

NEW MOMMY KNOWS THE CHILDREN'S NAMES. THEY LOVE HER ALREADY.

[forgottenjester]

BECAUSE YOU HID THE CHILDREN FROM ME!

Look. We both need to be adults about this. You'll be talking to my lawyer.

[insanenoodlyguy]

THEY WERE BELOW YOUR EYE LEVEL THE WHOLE TIME! THAT'S IT!

YOU WERE TOO BUSY HATING YOUR VAGINA TO NOTICE ANYTHING SPAWNED FROM IT.

[(Anonymous)]

*claps*

This was a great thread. It made my day.

[elephantinegrace]

I need to stop seeing fic inspiration everywhere. It's getting to be a problem....

[insanenoodlyguy]

It's only a problem if you don't put it on paper.

DO IT. DO IT AND POST/LINK IT.

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen a few productions of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" but this is definitely the weirdest.

[mekkio]

Remember that weekend where we went down to Tijuana and you ate the worm at the bottom the tequila bottle and everything went fuzzy after that? Yeah...it was a very eventful weekend.

[forgottenjester]

But I never go down to Tijuana. You must mean my body double. She's the party queen.

[mekkio]

No, it was you. You're the one who has the tattoo of Fantasy Island's Tattoo on your backside. You were stoned out of your mind when you had it done and kept on saying, "Yo dawg, I heard you like tattoos..." It was your tattooed keister in Mexico. Man, that must have been one psychedelic worm.

[forgottenjester]

But I have no tattoos and I've never done drugs, or drink alcohol. I'm the most straight-laced person most of my friends know. It had to be my body double.

But this means she's impersonating me. The witch. I mean, I know it's her job but... if she was able to fool you. She could get me kicked out of college! I must kill by body double!

Hey...

[insanenoodlyguy]

Waittt a minute.

How do you remember that if YOU ARE OUR KID?

Re: Hey...

[forgottenjester]

SHE MUST BE MY BODY DOUBLE!!!

*Dun Dun Dun*

Re: Hey...

[luxshine]

I just have to confess my undying love for you two, your kids and this thread. It made this secret worthwile.

Re: Hey...

[forgottenjester]

Aw, thank you! ♥ You're so sweet.

Re: Hey...

[insanenoodlyguy]

We love you too.

THIS RELATIONSHIP CAN'T HANDLE POLYARMORY, SHIT

Re: Hey...

[luxshine]

But... but... I could babysit while forgottenjester remembers the kids!

<--- BAD FATHER

[insanenoodlyguy]

YOU ARE HIRED. TALK TO ME LATER IF YOU WANT TO MAKE EXTRA MONEY

Re: Hey...

[mekkio]

I come from the future! But the flux capsitor is on the fritz and I can't get back!