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... that's not 4chan. 4chan is just where I found the picture.

But we can do it here!

YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE! WEEABOO EDITION! (HEY FOLKS IF YOU GOT SOMETHING, ADD IT!)

Link: (big one)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/264/8/e/poppie_by_weeaboo_horrors-d4aj88s.png

"Report Abuse"

Indeed...

Oh my God, I was laughing up till this one... AUUGGHHGHHHHHGGGHHH

If this doesn't spawn circumcision wank I will be sorely disappointed.

Re: One more

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Yeah this one kind of made me feel a little bit sick. When you said it gets worse you sure weren't kidding. ;-;

I bust a gut laughing at the others, but this one...wow.

That horrible. I know a lot of tribes do this to children but that's their culture. Shes doing this for personal kicks. I really hope this woman didn't go through with it.

.....that Miku is Americanized? Huh, that's news to me.

Good lord... >.>

omg that second one 0____0

super creepy

Stop Americanizing things, Japanese car company!

please stop posting these, my mind can't take it ;-;

What happened on 3/11 that made this poor boy cry so much?

LOL that's what I was wondering. xD

If they're that bad at US history, what makes them think they know anything about Japan.

*blank stare*

*facepalm*

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kikkyo - 2012-11-06 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

Seriously? The earthquake/tsunami/reactor meltdown? I hope you guys are kidding. Google this stuff. It will save you so much embarrassment in the long run.

Oh gotcha. I think it was just the over the top weeaboo speech and the awkward wording, I ended up reading it as a typo for 9/11.

anonymouslyyours - 2012-11-06 03:44 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2012-11-06 03:49 (UTC) - Expand

honestly in my case, I'm just bad at dates. The only reason I even remember 9/11 as 9/11 is because it's called that rather than twin-towers day or something similar. I guess I'm used to things having names rather than dates

i.e remembrance day, black friday, Cataraqui

(Anonymous) - 2012-11-06 13:54 (UTC) - Expand

I want to see these peoples' faces when they find out Japan is a jus sanguinis state and they can never, ever be Japanese.

What does that mean? You can only be a citizen if you have Japanese blood?

Jus sanguini refers to the fact that one can only become a Japanese citizen at birth through parentage, not through location of birth. Contrast with the United States (jus soli), in which one can become a citizen at birth simply by being born on U.S. territory.

To become a Japanese citizen after birth, one must have maintained "continuous residence in Japan for five years or more; [be] at least 21 years old and otherwise legally competent; [have a] history of good behavior generally, and no past history of seditious behavior; [have] sufficient capital or skills, either personally or within family, to support oneself; [be] stateless or willing to renounce foreign citizenship." One also needs to demonstrate a working fluency of Japanese. (I just ripped that shamelessly from Wikipedia.)

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Donald Keene (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/03/world/asia/with-citizenship-japan-embraces-columbia-scholar.html?pagewanted=all) recently became a citizen, but that's because he's a kind, thoughtful scholar who has shaped the study of Japanese literature immeasurably in U.S. American academia.

I'd be willing to bet that second one isn't serious.