[ SECRET POST #2136 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2136 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Psych]


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03.
[Karl Urban]


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04.
[pokemon: best wishes]


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05.
[Bleach]


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06.
[Elementary/X-Files]


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07.
[Fievel Goes West]


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08.
[Potap & Nastya Kamenskih]


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09.
[Smallville]


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10.
[Fairy Tail]


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11.
[The Lorax]


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12.
[Robot Chicken]


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13.
[Downton Abbey]


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14.
[Pauly Perette]


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15.
[TVXQ]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 032 secrets from Secret Submission Post #305.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

In any way something can enter the human body.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

Ants have climbed into my ears. It's the most terrifying fucking paranoid feeling, because you keep hearing static as they walk over your eardrums and they're tough fuckers to take out.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

A lego brick.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

Toothpick in foot.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

I got my ears pierced when I was 7 or 8, with a gun at a mall kiosk. The studs were clamped on so tightly and my ears were so sore that I couldn't loosen and rotate the backs as I was instructed. Skin grew over the front, completely covering the jeweled part. The doctor had to remove my earrings with a scalpel. I never got them repierced, and I still have a little scar on each earlobe.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

Not me, but a grade school friend of mine snorted a feather up his nose once. It was the funniest thing I ever saw. We were reading in class, and we got given these plastic feathers to use as bookmarks (had some relation to the book) and talked about the book for a while, and then the teacher told us to just start reading the thing quietly. So I'm reading, and my friend is reading, and kind of absent-mindedly playing with his feather. And I hear - "sniff. sniff. SNOOOOOORT."

and then my friend raises his hand, and says, "Mrs? I need another feather. Mine's gone."

Funniest thing I ever saw. He had been playing with it, kind of holding it against his mouth, and had snorted the damn thing up his nose. Swear to god. He said he never saw the feather again.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

I was sort of diagnosed with pica when I was pretty young, so anything at the height a 5 year old can reach, I've probably eaten it. Easiest was coins, but the most common was Barbies. They're made of soft plastic and relatively easy to chew. Oh, and I ate most of my baby blanket when it started unraveling.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

I think I've only had normal things in my body in weird ways. Like one time I laughed while I was eating ramen, some of the broth came out through my nose and along with it was a noodle that was still intact.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

My brain! *ba-dum-dum-ching*

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[making_excuses]

I still got a small rock or a pice of glass under one of my feet from when I stepped on something sharp on the beach years ago, does that count?

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[fingalsanteater]

Er. Don't think I ought to answer this one. Let's just say... various non-traditional phallic objects.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

When I was three years old I shoved a pencil up my nose.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

Botfly larvae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly#Infestation). Basically its eggs ended up in my arm through a mosquito bite when I was in southern Mexico, I came to the states, and it wasn't something I had any idea was possible, so it...took a while for the doctors to realize what was going on because it just looked like I had a mosquito bite that got infected, except the wound wouldn't scar.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[greenvelvetcake]

When I was six or seven, I was running around the house with a friend, jumped on the couch, and the tip of a pencil jabbed my foot and snapped off. The piece of graphite is still in there today.

I.... just now realized how odd that is.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

When I was a child, I once had a worm in my foot. It was at the same time gross, kind of terrifying and fascinating to see the paths it gradually made under my skin (although the medicine put a stop to that fairly quickly once we realised what was going on).

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

I once accidentally snorted a small amount of chilli powder up my nose. Luckily it wasn't enough to burn/sting.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[khronos_keeper]

Cow tongue inside my mouth.

Lesson learned: never taunt an animal that has a tongue that is prehensile and roughly a foot long. They will soul kiss you like some kind of stupid succubus.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[insanenoodlyguy]

one of my own teeth (swallowed)

Kinda lame but there it is.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[forgottenjester]

Rubber tubing. Asphalt. Wood.

At least the rubber tubing was quickly removed. Most of the asphalt and wood is gone.

There's probably some other stuff I'm not thinking of right now.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[elaminator]

Piece of glass in my foot, and (for a second) a knife in my stomach. I wasn't stabbed... It was just a really bizarre accident, lol.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[vethica]

I put a rock up my nose in preschool. It came out, though.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[darkmanifest]

The metal crank of an exercise bike when the pedal came off. Stabbed me right in the leg and bled like hell.

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[al28894]

Oh, I got one.

1. Private study session with my Add maths tuition teacher.
2. I'm Malay, so studying barefoot.
3. Mechanical pencil rolled off the desk and struck my right toe.
4. GRAPHITE TIP INSERTED ITSELF INTO SKIN OF RIGHT TOE AND BROKE OFF.
5. Laugh hysterically.

That piece of graphite stayed for almost a week.

Drum stick

[(Anonymous)]

Going anon for this: A Drum Stick

Re: What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside your body?

[(Anonymous)]

Guitar pick. (I'm not the drum stick person, either!)
I always hold my guitar pick in my lips when I'm moving things on the music stand and sometimes I end up putting it in my mouth and kinda chewing on it. Twice I've accidentally swallowed one. You'd think I'd stop holding my picks that way, but you'd be wrong.