[ SECRET POST #2157 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2157 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[2 Broke Girls]


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03.
[Love Actually]


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04.
[Me and My Dick]


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05.
[Journey Into Mystery]


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06.
[cracked.com]


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07.
[Ryan Kwanten/L4D2]


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08.
[Whispering Corridors, Memento Mori, The Wishing Stairs]


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09.
[The Walking Dead (game)]


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10.
[Kuragehime]


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11.
[Thor]


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12.
[Bartimaeus]


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13.
[The Sentinel]


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14.
[The Mentalist and The Addams Family]


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15.
[Skyfall]


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16.
[Generator Rex]


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17.
[Partners]


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Comments

Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

What are some gross secret habits that you would never ever ever let anyone find out about, but that you continue to do?

I don't wipe when I pee, even though I'm a girl. It grosses me out, but I just never got in the habit of wiping properly. I did it back to front when I was first potty-trained (I'm 21 now), and was told that was the wrong way, so I just stopped, and now wiping feels really weird to me. I only do it when I'm on my period or have a lot of discharge or something like that.

Anyway. I would NEVER EVER admit to this (except on anon, obviously). So what are your shameful, disgusting secrets, F!S?

Re: Gross secret habits

[morieris]

I usually hold one nostril down and blow to get boogers (is there a technical term?) out.

My mother says only old people do that :/ Oh, and that it's gross.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

da

It's either that or just dig your finger in. What does she expect you to do?

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

farmer-snotting

is the technical term

Re: Gross secret habits

[anonymouslyyours]

I do this? I think everyone I know does this. And some of them do it straight onto the ground. Dicks.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I do that if I have a tissue. Otherwise the boogers/snot just ends up stuck to my nose.

Re: Gross secret habits

[supermanda]

This is me too

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I sit with my hands between my legs. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I touch myself not to masturbate but just out of habit and possibly to get my hands warm.

I peel my toe nails because I can never get the clippers to work right.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I do it too. I can't stand the way it feels--or sounds--to have boogers up there that need to be OUT.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone ever notice that you smell like pee? Honest question.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

well, it's hardly likely that they'd tell her, is it? i mean, would you?

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

DA

It's not like you marinade your twat in piss. You just sit for a few extra seconds and the last bits drip or dry away. I guess unless you're a dribble pisser, but that's why I don't go until I have to go, you know?

(I usually wipe though , but sometimes I don't -- especially if I'm in a hurry.)

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

When I'm stressed once in a while, I rip my toenails off. Feels weird not having a nail for a while until the nail starts growing back.

tmi

[(Anonymous)]

It is indeed the "wrong way" because the anus is so close, and, well, infections and stuff.

Just press the toilet paper gently so it absorbs the pee instead of wiping and you'll be good. (But be careful, some brands fall apart easily and then you have bits sticking to... yeah.)

Re: Gross secret habits

[supermanda]

I always rub my button when I have really bad cramps. It's not gross, but I'm sure it would seem gross to others.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I always check to see what color mucus I have. How light/dark my urine is, basically I check the color of anything that comes out of my body.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

Once I saved a bunch of dead skin that I had scraped off my feet (before I had one of those scrubby things you're supposed to rub on your feet, I would scrape dead skin off with an old butter knife after taking a bath/shower) and because it was wet, I shaped it into two little pyramids. Then left them on a shelf and they dried out into hard pyramid-shaped gray blocks. They aren't there any more so someone must have thrown them out, and probably had no idea what they were.

I HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF HATS

[tyger66]

I pick all the skin off of my scalp. Because of this I often have to wash my hair with baby shampoo and rarely get professional haircuts.

Re: Gross secret habits

[diet_poison]

I do that sometimes when I'm rly lazy. I've mostly gotten out of the habit though.

sometimes I also pick my nose when nobody's looking. boogers are annoying ok

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I used to eat my boogers

they were salty and tasty

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I clean out my ear canal with bobby pins/flat head pins/ even sewing needles. To the point of scraping off all the skin inside.

I'm terrified that I'm going to do myself permenant harm, but I've been trying to quite for fifteen years now with no success.

Re: Gross secret habits

[kryptoncat]

Flossing...with hair!

Leg hair.

Toenail hair.

Underpants ha- OK, I'll stop. But seriously, If I have something in my teeth and no floss is to be found I will (secretly) use my otherwise useless locks.

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I don't always wipe either. I do at home and feel gross without doing it, but I don't do it in public bathrooms if I can help it.

(Tip: When in public bathrooms check if there is paper! I once had a friend ask me before I came back if there was any paper and I had to admit I didn't wipe D:)

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

Dunno if everybody does this but, I HAVE to pick my nose to clear it completely. Blowing it doesn't make the trick...

Re: Gross secret habits

[(Anonymous)]

I eat flour. As in directly out of the bag with a spoon. I guess that's not gross in itself, but it doesn't taste very good and I always feel gross afterward, yet I can't stop eating it. I eat it almost every day. I think I'm addicted to the way it feels on my tongue.