[ SECRET POST #2247 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2247 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 056 secrets from Secret Submission Post #321.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - troll ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i.imgur.com/Wkbi82u.jpg

[insanenoodlyguy]

So... the Dvd/Blueray get put on to candles?

[(Anonymous)]

You disgust me. I'm a professional troll and that is disgusting even by those standards.

[(Anonymous)]

...really doesn't seem like a big deal to me...

Subzero

[trollometer]

I'm a professional troll-o-meter and your comment is bad and you should feel bad for making it.

[insanenoodlyguy]

You ain't nothing but professional shit son.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? That's what does it for you?

[(Anonymous)]

I love this movie but there's so much ALIEN ASS. And they all have PERFECT ALIEN ASSES and it can be a bit distracting in some scenes. I don't find myself getting aroused but I can understand the attraction. I mean they're not really that anatomically different from humans to begin with.

[kallanda_lee]

1/2 hour? You have some quality loo masturbation sessions...and I'm only saying that half in jest.

Ugh... jill off

[fingalsanteater]

I don't know why that euphemism irritates me so much, but it does.

Good for you, though.

Re: Ugh... jill off

[inkdust]

I actually stared at the secret for a minute debating the likelihood that OP used it specifically to indicate that they're female. I hope so, because that's the only way it's ok with me.

Re: Ugh... jill off

[(Anonymous)]

Came here to say the first part...

Re: Ugh... jill off

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah? Women using men's terms to describe their sexuality irritates me. No, women don't jack off, they jill off. I'm sick of seeing female characters in movies, books, fics, saying "Blow me!" when mad (uh, what? No. You don't have a dick; this makes zero sense.).

So, I'm glad to see a term for female masturbation used (a (probably) female OP using a female term, oh noes! How awful! Not. I will however totally lol and love it just as much if it's a male using a female term for once. Awesome cakes!)

Re: Ugh... jill off

[diet_poison]

I didn't actually realize "jack off" was supposed to be for males only until I read this secret. I've also never heard of "jill off" and for a few seconds I squinted at it and thought it was a typo.

It bothers me just because "jack" is used for many things that aren't a name, but "jill" is a name and I know someone named Jill and...it just seems weird?

But I see where you're coming from with the gender thing.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm embarrassed for you that you used 'jill off' seriously.

[(Anonymous)]

Jill off?

.....Jill off?

I liked that movie a lot, (as big action popcorn fun with sexy blue aliens, but to...Jill Off to it?

I just....I....what?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad I'm not your mom. How rude and lacking in self-control and hygeine.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm only guessing, but I doubt OP took her cummy fingers directly from her twat to the popcorn bucket. Not seeing the unhygienic issue here, just a dumbass word for masturbate.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd be more embarassed about using the term "Jill off" tbh. That's really the only cringrworthy thing happening here.

[(Anonymous)]

1) It took you half an hour?

2) "Jill off," really?

[(Anonymous)]

Haters gonna hate! Yeah, it's kinda funny, but there are worse things to get horny for. Hope you washed your hands.

[(Anonymous)]

So now I'm not going to be able to help wondering the next time I go to the bathroom at the movies, who's peeing and who's jilling off behind those doors. *looks around*

[(Anonymous)]

I... I can't believe you jacked off to a Na'vi, but whatever does it for you?