[ SECRET POST #2272 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2272 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

15. http://i46.tinypic.com/3177cy8.png

[dreemyweird]

This secret is pretty. The colours. And the font. And it actually manages to be readable and pretty at the same time.

[akacat]

You could fantasize about him jacking off?

[(Anonymous)]

well, if fantasizing about him with a man doesn't do it for you, fantasize that you're peeping on him when he's alone?

[chardmonster]

How dare you be attracted to this fictional character with no thoughts or feelings that is erasure.

[dethtoll]

One of these days I'll actually give a damn about GTA4 enough to play the DLC. But damn if it doesn't hold up well at all to the older games, particularly Vice City Stories.

[(Anonymous)]

The Ballad of Gay Tony is far better than GTA4 proper. Just play it as a stand alone.

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. Both DLC for GTA4 are better than the main story - Ballad especially so; they improved some gameplay mechanics and introduced some great new stuff, as well as it being a good story.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Ah, there's hetero characters made gay for this all the time.

Go nuts! He's now a 5 on the kinsey scale. Mostly wants the dicks, but he'll go for you. Or he was metrosexual all along. Or whatever. Don't sweat it!

[bprd_fishman]

If this is who I think it is, it's a character literally named "Gay Tony". So the metrosexual part is dubious.

[insanenoodlyguy]

It is indeed Gay Tony.

So now it's just a nickname cause of how he dresses. Or he thought he was gay till he met whomever.

THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME ON THE OTHER END. It's a well established practice.

[(Anonymous)]

lol I can't believe I know this, but his name is actually Tony Prince. Some people just call him Gay Tony.

Don't thank me, thank my GTA obsessed brother.

[(Anonymous)]

As a female, you can't relate to someone with a penis?

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...Okay.

[(Anonymous)]

My thoughts exactly. Men aren't an alien species, really. The whole belief that the opposite sex (male or female) is somehow this inscrutable creature just perpetuates sexist attitudes.

[alexi_lupin]

I feel like as a female, when I consume media I'm spending the vast majority of the time relating to someone with a penis.

[(Anonymous)]

Penis =/= man. Woman =/= no penis.

Is that what you're getting at? 'Cause it was bothering me, but apparently didn't bother anyone else. :/

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, yeah, we can say cisman and ciswoman to be PC and all, but, at the end of the day, we all get what the OP is trying to say.

[(Anonymous)]

I read it as the OP meaning sexually relating to a guy which is pretty damn normal. I'm the same as the OP. I can't relate to a dude getting hard and getting off on having his prostate touched, so gay butsexors doesn't turn me on. For some straight chicks, it's more about the visuals or they can relate to the emotions felt by the guy??? So they're able to get turned on it. For me, I kinda need someone with the same equipment as me to be present.

[(Anonymous)]

They can't relate to them sexually is how I read it. There's no problem there.

[avatarmn]

I can relate to someone without a penis, but for the purpose of porn, I'm the same as OP. Most people seem to see porn from a voyeuristic perspective, I approach it from a vicarious perspective. So despite being bisexual, depictions of F/F do absolutely nothing for me, as far as turning me on goes. There's got to be a guy that can stand in for me. In porn, not in anything else. I'll relate to a female character in any other respect, just not for smut purposes. It makes being in yaoi and slash fandom even more alienating than it already is being a guy, when you are a vicarious consumer of the content, and everybody else is a voyeuristic consumer.

[(Anonymous)]

Um. I thought it was pretty obvious OP was referring to relating to the opposite sex in a physical sense? I mean, how could a woman truly know what a man experiences down there?

[(Anonymous)]

Grow some kind of non-con fetish. Fantasize about violating him. There you go.