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[ SECRET POST #2274 ]

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I was gonna say Stiles/Derek but I don't get how the colors relate. So then I thought Clint/Coulson, but I still don't see how the colors relate and then I realized, I WILL NEVER GET IT RIGHT.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if almost all your answers don't actually address your secret but rather just list a bunch of pairings. Is that the kind of response you wanted? You may get a lot of replies but not a lot of them will be talking about, well, your secret.

Hmm, let me see, uh, I'm not really sure what your secret is? Like, you do realize there are people on tumblr who have made an entire fandom based on a fake anime promo right? There was absolutely nothing to base any of their stuff on. Or hey, they ship planets too. Remember the Earth/Jupiter thing? Fandom is a crazy place. Welcome?

Earth/Jupiter

...how? Are they at least anthropomorphised or something?

Are they at least anthropomorphised or something?

Yup. Got it in one. It started because of the news reporting that Jupiter snagged and got hit by a huge asteroid that would have hit Earth if not for Jupiter or something. I don't remember the details very well. Anyway, fandom turned it into a hurt/comfort thing and they gave the planets personalities. It was interesting to watch.

I remember that. First there was this:

Then there was this:

And even later there was fic that I was going to take a screencap of before I realized it would be way too small to read if I was going to make it fit on a screencap. Either way, I will never understand how one can get from Jupiter saving our asses to Jupitearth.

Either way, I will never understand how one can get from Jupiter saving our asses to Jupitearth.

The magic of fandom~

I must have caught the tail end of the Earth/Jupiter stuff though because I remember different fanart. I do remember the fic though.

Edited 2013-03-26 00:18 (UTC)

That pic is cute. Thanks for the post. ♥

Do you have a link to that fic, by any chance?

And I guess it's just fandom's weirdness, yeah. Personally, due to some phobias I find space incredibly scary, so I'm liking the idea that actually the planets have love lives and friendships and stuff, silly as it is. (Also, crack!pairings make me laugh.)

This one is the best, honestly. XD

http://whitestuffknowslimits.tumblr.com/post/31703079145/notamorningbird-killerkerfuffle-ramember

Oh god

I can't stop laughing. XD

That was magnificent.

Thank you, kind anon. Thank you.

or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are

But this line hints at a backstory that (probably) hasn't been written... *sadness*

Here's the link to the fic (I couldn't actually read it all the way through because of secondhand embarrassment, but to each their own): http://bloggish.tumblr.com/post/31427372462/enchantedtulip-sir-pimp-master-arthur

And here's an article about the whole Jupitearth (that's apparently their actual ship name, which I thought I just made up a few minutes ago but, well, here you go): http://www.dailydot.com/culture/earth-jupiter-slash-ship-pairing-relationship/

Oh, thank you very much!! I found the story hilarious, but my embarrassment threshold did try to protest a little because of the cheesiness.

The article is illuminating and helpful as well, though I think I'll skip over the cutesy name smush. =)

Thanks again!~

I was very disappointed when they kept referring to Earth as He. :( Like noooo. There are two female planets, weird slash people of tumblr.

Or hey, they ship planets too. Remember the Earth/Jupiter thing?

No, but now I totally ship that! :o

And Pluto with Charon [?].

~~And Uranus with everyone.~~

Mars has an unrequited crush on Earth.

~~Uranus is the fandom bicycle.~~

That's perfect!

I'm now far too temped to write fic in which Earth uses Mars to make Jupiter jealous, as it is itself jealous of all the moons Jupiter keeps hanging out with, and the rumours of polygamy going around.

Poor Mars. First the Earth's deception, and then all that talk that the asteroid belt is actually a chastity belt ruining its chances of a rebound fling with Venus.

(I'm not getting too into this at all. :P)

Mars: I thought you loved me! You gave me those rovers! The Curiosity!

Earth: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lead you on. I thought you would understand! I mean, I named it "Curiosity"! I was experimenting. I'm sorry.

Srsly tho, I ship Mars/Earth harder. Haha~ I get stuck with the weaker ship even when there isn't even a fandom anymore. Go me.

But if Jupiter is possibly poly with its moons what does that mean about Earth and its moon? Are they in a relationship or are they just friends?

(Shhhh, it's not like we're totally just proving my origonal point or anything. ;])

Mars: But you've been exploring me, studying me! Don't tell me it's all been lies... You do care for me some, surely?

Earth: Not anymore. There might have been life on Mars once, but no longer. Let go, Mars. It's over.

Mars: *cries for an entire rotation around the Sun*

...Oh, it really is too sad, though. :( I would totally welcome a story in which Earth realises its mistake and slowly repairs its relationship with Mars, truthfully and wholly this time. ♥ (Or maybe a purely fluffy one where they've always been happy.) I can sympathise with getting stuck with the weaker ship - I have at least two fandoms I've written for that have a wide-spread OTP, and those pairings are okay, but not the most interesting/shippable for me.

But if Jupiter is possibly poly with its moons what does that mean about Earth and its moon? Are they in a relationship or are they just friends?

I was thinking about this, and I kind of like them as either friends or as the Moon being like a platonic protector of Earth. But shipping them could be interesting.

True enough. XD

*cries for an entire rotation around the Sun*
Oh gosh I laughed at this.

Oh it's cool, no worries. ;) Weak ships aren't the end of the world for me.

Earth/Moon might be considered incestuous if you go by the most widely accepted theory that the moon was formed by the debris left over after a huge thing hit Earth. Watch fandom people then start saying, "But the moon was adopted" as if that makes it better. /bitter adopted person

I feel like this is the moment I've gone too far.

Good, since your pun with the Curiosity had me quietly cackling. ;D

Cool. :) And me neither, really. I just write fic of my own and try and promote it enough that I get others joining in. But even if that doesn't work out, it's not the end of the world.

Ah, yes, I forgot about that. That's pretty awesome - they're family! ^_^ As for incest, I think the fact that you've grown up with someone as family is pretty much as important as any biological factors; I can understand where "But they're adopted!" might come from, but I don't really agree that it necessarily makes it any better. So I'm with you on that, I guess.

Idk... I think we could go further. XD And I've shipped so much crack over the years that the idea doesn't even scare me. What have I become?

I keep trying to write fic but then I get distracted... oops.

Ahaha, we should use Planets fandom as a way to comment on other fandoms. It would be hilarious.

We can always go further. It makes you one of us.

One of us.

One of us.

Oh? What kind? (Sorry, I can't infer from this whether it's planet fic or something else. Either way, I'm curious.)

I keep trying to write fic atm as well, but my muse is in one of her 'I'm going to give you lots of ideas, but run off as soon as you try to write about them' stages. Oh wells. F!S is a fun distraction.

Ahaha, we should use Planets fandom as a way to comment on other fandoms. It would be hilarious.

Oh my goodness, that's ~~the~~ perfect ~~excuse~~! I mean, I'm pretty sure I could find a few people to read random, just-for-fun planet fic anyway, but this sounds a lot more fun and somehow has a vague sensibleness about it. :D Do you have any ideas?

It makes you one of us.

And I would not trade it for the world.

Okay, maybe I would. Maybe.

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When Derek was Miguel and hiding out in Stiles' room, he wore a blue and orange shirt of Stiles because Danny wanted to know if that was blood on his shirt. You called it.

Cue shirt stripping scene with abs and flexing.

Here! I found gif -

http://fuckyeahstilesderek.tumblr.com/post/46352719009

Wow when I first replied I thought this was a completely different comment.

Okay, yes, um. Right.

Wait, but blue and orange isn't purple and red. DDDD:

Wait! It's purple and red? D: Omg, on my monitor it's totally blue and orange!

I really wonder how everyone else sees it now.

Oh snap! Sssshhh, I won't tell anyone if you won't.

I- I don't know.

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