[ SECRET POST #263 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #263 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Really really early because Shahni's net is dying, Liz's off on a cruise, and I have class. Uhhhhhh. Have some emopuppy?

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 120 secrets from Secret Submission Post #038.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 ] repeat, [ 1 ] too big.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Wednesday, September 26th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[melting.livejournal.com]

28. Since when was it wrong to like something because it's hot? Does everything you do have to have some deep, meaningful reason?

37. Mmm. ♥

[revanchists.livejournal.com]

37. I want to fuck him badly.

You're not alone, good anon.

[aviy.livejournal.com]

I-I-Icon ._.

[cakemix.livejournal.com]

10.) ... why should age / virginity matter in fandom? It doesn't carry the same social stigma it once had -- hell, I'm 21 and I'm still a virgin, and there are probably others out there just like you that live pretty normal and mock-free lives.

So stop fussing about it, there are more important things in the world than fucking. :|

10 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I write slash/het. I neglected to mention that specifically in the secret (mea culpa) but I also am part of communities where such things are written and much is made of experience being the best teacher in sex-writing.

I learned everything I know from watching porn and other people's fics.

LOL SPOILERS

[colortheory.livejournal.com]

3. WAAAAAAAAAASH. ;_; (He died almost the EXACT SAME WAY in 3:10 to Yuma, too--dying tragically after being the hero and saying something not-quite-witty but still adorable. It's so sad. D:)

Re: LOL SPOILERS

[(Anonymous)]

-nodnod- And now whenever I can fit it into conversation, I say "I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar." Whether or not it makes sense.

And icon!love =DDD

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[edge-chan.livejournal.com]

You're not the one. My friends calls him "Jin" too, so get the idea.

[peachy-ewan-muf.livejournal.com]

29. I completely agree with you, actually. :/
Especially Renji and Axel. Like WHOA. They both even have bizarre eyebrows. . . And weird tattoo-things. Sure, Renji has both in one, but STILL.

original #29 poster

[(Anonymous)]

Glad I'm not the only one~ ♥

[aviy.livejournal.com]

2. That's an amazing picture.

5. I approve of these Snake secrets. (tho I find it unlikely your boyfriend really believes this is about his health so much as his looks)

9. You know, it's sad those actors are in so many movies together being gay that I have like, no idea which one you're talking about.

10. <---21?

15. woaaah.

20. =(

22. People who are in fandom for anything other than making friends with similar interests confuse me. Isn't that kind of like indefinitely attending highschool? Or do we do it because this is a highschool where we have a better chance of being one of the cool kids? Hmmmm....

25. The desire to post secrets about the mods of this community are another oddity.

28. Honey, you're fantasizing about the sex lives of fictional video game characters. You have no integrity. You might as well enjoy your slash. It's okay for pretty people to have sex.

31. I started to watch Mononoke and was confused by the art style and bored but the LACK OF DOING STUFF and deleted it. I'm beginning to think I should take another look.

38. Perhaps if you just. ...made mowing motions?

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[luxshine.livejournal.com]

That's Starchy and Hutch (sp?). The real question is, with so many movies where they two are acting gay together, why is there no more Zoolander, S&H the movie, etc... fics, or even Ben/Owen rps?

[artemekiia.livejournal.com]

3. I know, same thing happened to me!! It's the series that makes us lurve him XD.

29. Holy crap dude, you're right!!! That is such crack I might have to do some fanart :D !!!!!

[roxas.livejournal.com]

#29. GO FOR IT DUDE. xD

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[of-melsh.livejournal.com]

Young Guns - YES. Ahem. I am agreeing very much with your secret.

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[norrowa.livejournal.com]

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"IC (except for sexuality of course)"?

Funny. I don't remember either KH!Cloud or Leon going "O HAY GUYS, I'M TTLY 20000% STRAIGHT SO YEAH, NOT GAY HERE, OH AND MY SEXUALITY IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF MY CHARACTER".

By the logic of "oh, they're IC except for being gay of course", making them straight is OOC too. ASEXUAL UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY uh I mean. Yeah D<

But I agree with the rest of your secret XD

Re: 28

[inksmears]

They are assumed to be straight most likely because they both have canon female lovers in their respective Final Fantasy game.

That seems like pretty clear cut proof to me.

[downburst.livejournal.com]

2. fapfapfap
10. Eh, I wouldn't worry. There's more to life than sex, you know ~
22. Lol okay. Don't let the door hit your ass on your way out ;(

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

2. You are kind of my hero.

5. as well cuz I had a slightly pudgy but really hot boyfriend with a sexy voice once and I BELIEVE IN YOU and your attempt to get a SO that reminds you of Snake. That is a goal I think everyone should support you in.

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

I think there needs to be a charity dedicated to making men look like Snake.

"For just £3 a month we can pay for military training, gym subscriptions and basic makeup and day-to-day care for the many hundreds of men who should look like Snake. If you donate an extra £2 a month, we can pay for plastic surgery for men with extreme cases of Not Looking Like Snake, as well as support their smoking habit."

[blackbubbletea.livejournal.com]

2. ...twelve times? You know, the internet is totally full of this wonderful thing called free porn. It is a marvelous invention that enables the user to not have to masturbate to the same screenshot of some video game twelve times.

10. Other places, maybe. Fandom, no.

11. Me too. I have this super-long fic planned out in my head but I pretty much know I'll never write all of it because I'm far too easily distracted.

22. But that's what makes it GREAT. Really, though, I think you probably have to be a little insane in the first place in order to survive fandom.

38. I think I love you.

#10, 22, and 34

[linen-tartaruga.livejournal.com]

10. Yeah, I think the only people that ever make anything of it or even care anymore are the batshit insane that inevitably end up on Fandom Wank. It's your body, do whatever the hell you want with it, long as you're not hurting it, and who cares what everyone else thinks?

22. I get the feeling no one's going to miss you. :D *Waves freak banner proudly*

34. Tamaki is the most lovable canon!Stu ever. With enough time, he could fix the world and statues would be erected in his honor in every major city in every country so that we could all bask in the pretty.

[drivebywizard.livejournal.com]

30. /v/ is the only board that makes me lol hard every day.

[karel]

2. Well, it is a pretty sexy pose. Now let's find a code that gets rid of their clothes ♥

10. 's okay. I'll probably be one for a good while longer, and so I hear, sex isn't all it's cracked up to be.

38. ... Wow. (don't feel bad, I can only plot in the wee hours of the morning or when I'm taking a shower. And you can only take so many showers every day!)

[rock-my-town.livejournal.com]

32. Dude, RYAN ROSS. You should probably let your bff know how much you admire him. You can fangirl and talk about him and really, that is so much fun. I spend too much time doing that with my friends ♥

ELEVEN THIRTY EIGHT

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

11) ME TOO! Oh gawd! @_@ My girlfriend is writing an epic for Avatar and I'm so fucking jealous. ;_; I can't get anything much more than a few pages out because I FAIL at epic plots and at being obsessed with an idea for long enough to actually get it out.

38) That's awesome. I can only seem to plot in two places - at my job and in the shower.

[rainmage.livejournal.com]

10. So am I. I haven't been mocked yet -that I know of O_o
16. .......That fanart makes me D: as a Shinji fan.
31. Mononoke and Denno Coil ♥
34. I so would let Tamaki to help me become social. Any day now.

[yui-hime.livejournal.com]

29. Do I know you? :o

original #29 poster

[(Anonymous)]

No I don't think you do. xD

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

12. I know a few people who say it like that. I really couldn't care less except they automatically think of him whenever I mention one of my cats or order a drink.

38. Hey, I plot fic while I'm applying makeup and styling my hair every day. Everyone has their thing that weirdly gets them thinking. Then again I used to plot in my World Religions class and in chemistry lab the latter of which was probably hazardous. Lol.

[ovendoor.livejournal.com]

10. WHAT THE FUCK? First off, never EVER be ashamed of the fact you are a virgin. I am a proud muslim and will be staying a virgin for a LONG time (im currently 17) and i damn well don't give a toss what anyone thinks of that. Secondly, i think you may be surprised to know this, but most slash/het writers, or comms for pairings are most likely virgins anyway. I know a nice HANDFUL so you have nothing to worry about- most of fandom are virgins solely because we're far too busy having fun to give a shit about something like that :D

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[crabapplered.livejournal.com]

Awww~ Don't feel too bad. I write porn for that fandom. I'm way more twisted than you. 8D

[nanakibh.livejournal.com]

20. I think it sort of sucks just because that's the ending sequence. I've been staying away from it just because I want to play the damn game first. =\ Not like it's really "spoiling" anything for me. I just don't want to ruin the fun.

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

20 - Oh man, I never cried when Aeris died, but the original death of Zack made me really sappy, even though he'd only been around for a few minutes. I totally can't use those dead Zack icons I keep seeing everywhere. =( I'm sad at how many people are using them, because they keep making me depressed when I see them. (And I think they'll lessen the impact of the scene a little when I finally become inured to them)


38 - The reason a long fanfic of mine is taking forever is I only get inspiration in class, or while working... and I somehow keep managing to lose the pages I write on receipts or scrap paper or napkins. =(

Seriously ill, though. That's a good excuse. >> I just tell people I lost the handwritten pages, which is mostly true.

[(Anonymous)]

Original poster of #20 here~ Although anyone on my F-list will automatically know who I am. It's strange, I have all these screenshots from the ending and I have an insane urge to icon each and every one of them, but I can't look at the screenshots without getting teary-eyed and upset T^T It's quite the dilemma.

Dillemma? Dillema? Eh, I can't spell.