[ SECRET POST #2404 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2404 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[League of Legends]


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[Fuck City crew]


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[Jon Richardson, British comedian]


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09. [SPOILERS for Sailor Moon]



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10. [SPOILERS for the Godfather]
[WARNING for gore, animal abuse]



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11. [SPOILERS for Hannibal]
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12. [WARNING for eating disorders]




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13. [WARNING for underage]
http://i.imgur.com/J2FVb1W.png
[linked for photomanip of snape/hermione]


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Comments

[fscom]

10. [SPOILERS for the Godfather]
[WARNING for gore, animal abuse]
http://i.imgur.com/tZSH3Hs.png

tmi

[electromouse]

I understand and can relate very much, OP. Otoh you should check if maybe it's an hormonal thing. I used to bleed like if I was trapped in a horror movie, and it ended up being my hormones that where going completely nuts.

[(Anonymous)]

Your period is unexpected? I mean, I guess it isn't predictable to the day, but it DOES happen every month,

With that said, I'm with electromouse. I had painful heavy, unpredictable periods for a long time, and there turned out to be A Problem. A solvable one, but still A Problem.

[(Anonymous)]

My sympathies. My period is completely irregular; I once had one that lasted for a little over three weeks, and it wasn't light. The last one was terrible; it was so extreme that I went through three boxes of super pluses in as many days.

Maybe you could get on birth control; it will make your period very predictable and regular so you can plan ahead and not wake up covered in blood?

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding the other posters. If you never can see your period coming and you go from no blood at all to fountain overnight, you should see a doctor about it.

Before I was on meds and my period came like 5 times a year so I never knew when, it started light enough that I'd just need to change my underwear.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't mean to be a dick and laugh at your misfortune but fuck it imagining that situation is hilarious.

I also like that you specified "only there's no horse"

[thene]

I LOL'ed. I really hope that was your intention.

spoilers for The Godfather and warning for gore and animal abuse

[transcriptanon]

spoilers for The Godfather

warning for gore and animal abuse

[Picture is an older man with white hair and tanned skin sitting up in his very expensive looking bed, screaming, wearing golden silky pajamas and covered in blood. He is staring at a severed brown horse head at the feet of his bed, the source of the blood.]

It scares me how much this scene reminds me of my period. That's exactly how I act when it happens, screaming in a bed covered in blood. Only there's no horse. I can barely watch the movie because it reminds me of the horrible, painful week I endure every month that always starts out like this, only more unexpected.

[(Anonymous)]

Just a suggestion to the OP, you might like to look into wearing a menstrual cup. You can wear it just before the time your period is due and if it comes on later than you expect, no waste and no harm done. The cups are reusable and comfortable, plus they generally hold much more flow than tampons do. (LiveJournal has a comm that helped me out a lot when I was new to cups :-)

[(Anonymous)]

they hurt as fuck when you insert. :( i can't even get a tampon in without pain, much more... this.

[(Anonymous)]

Doesn't for everyone, indeed not for most. Depends on the person, might be worth OP trying (unless you are OP)

[(Anonymous)]

Honey, see a doctor, ok?

[(Anonymous)]

...wow. Rarely do I see such condescension and presumption in one sentence.

1- The OP is not a food, don't refer to her as such without her permission
2- Not everyone has the luxury of seeing a doctor. You have no idea where OP lives or if medical care is even an option for her.
3- Why do you assume that your cutely worded suggestion is necessary? She almost certainly has thought of seeking care if she really is losing blood at such an alarming rate. She doesn't need you to point out to her what is obvious. This would of course be different if she were doing something demonstrably stupid (using a soapdish as a handle?) but why do you assume, without any evidence, that OP needs your paternalistic and patronizing suggestions?

[blunderbuss]

Yeesh, 0/10 there buddy. Maybe you'd have a higher score if you didn't actually take offense to OMG U CALLED HER A FOOD; talk about a giveaway.

[(Anonymous)]

Woah, calm the heck down.

"Honey" isn't always a dismissive address. In the South, it's often used to express gentle concern.

A lot of women don't always think of seeing a doctor, or more likely, think of seeing a doctor, but then convince themselves that the problem they have is so small that they'd feel stupid to go to one. Or that it seems embarrassing, or is probably normal and nothing can be done about it. And sometimes having another person go, "y'know, it does sound like you should see a doctor" is enough to make them feel okay about making that appointment and then I got to the word paternalistic and realized you were a troll, so, whups, but I've typed all this out now, so...yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

1. this isn't the south.

2. it's still condescending, even in the south. moreso in the south.

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding the menstrual cup.

I had borderline PCOS, and I must've bled half a litre or more per period, it was outta control and debilitating, no work for me. I remember standing in the ocean and watching the blood flow away on the tide. I did some lifestyle changes that helped such as cutting down on stress and sugar, and started taking chaste tree supplements, but hey, I realise everyone's body is different so this probably doesn't help you.

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, you'll find ways to cope, just like the rest of us. If a menstrual cup is unworkable for whatever reason and standard feminine protection is inadequate, consider adult undergarments at night (hey, it beats OCEANS OF BLOOD EVERYWHERE.) Ibuprofin or sodium naproxen is also your friend.

Seeing a doctor would be a good idea, though.

+1

[(Anonymous)]

I sleep so much better now that I don't have to worry about waking up in the middle of the night to find blood everywhere. Depends are my lifesaver now.

[jaybie_jarrett]

i have shorter periods than most but I tend to have CRAZY emotional swings that come with it.

It really worries me sometimes....

[(Anonymous)]

Have you tried the pill? This was my exact problem before I got on the pill.

(PYRT)

[(Anonymous)]

Well I want to but I already take a lot of meds and that's already a hell of a lotta money.

Re: (PYRT)

[(Anonymous)]

Not sure if you have insurance or live in the US, but Obamacare means your BC should be free. Mine is :-)

[alexi_lupin]

Do you really scream?