[ SECRET POST #2412 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2412 ⌋

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Comments

YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

Confess something embarrassing that you have done or currently do*. Players can only either post a confession or reply to confessions saying that they do this too.

*Making shit up to see how many people confess to doing it too is also fine.

Re: YANA (the game)

[mekkio]

Yesterday, I went through the wrong door at a museum and set off the alarm. The staff came rushing in and I stood there like a fool and sheepishly apologized. Sorry that I am idiot, people. Now if you excuse me, I think I am going to crawl into this hole and die.

Re: YANA (the game)

[forgottenjester]

I have done the same but at an airport. I was in middle school. They acted like I was trying to murder the president.

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my gosh I hate when I do things like that. It is just the worst, and then I just stand there feeling like a massive lump and knowing that everyone is looking at me. Ugh. I definitely feel you.

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

I did this in Greece a couple times when stepping on things I shouldn't have at archaeological sites like the Akropolis. Though it was more security guards than alarms, it was still embarrassing.

Re: YANA (the game)

[forgottenjester]

I have run into far too many walls in my life. Normally the walls are worse for wear than I am. (For example, I dented one in my home with my head.)

Re: YANA (the game)

[dethtoll]

I'm constantly banging into shit and knocking stuff over, so I can relate. Maybe if my house wasn't so small...

Re: YANA (the game)

[anonymouslyyours]

I opened a door into my face. Twice in as many months. A lady who frequented the library I volunteered, with such earnestness in her face, tried to get me to take the number of a domestic abuse shelter.

My little sister (who was maybe seven at the time) looked the lady dead in the eye and said in a gravelly little voice "It's not my fault. If she would stop making me so mad I wouldn't hit her anymore."

Re: YANA (the game)

[pantasma]

Does the ceiling count? There are plenty of forehead-spots on my ceiling from when my loft bed was new...

If not, corners jump out at me, a lot. I turn around and they're just standing RIGHT BEHIND ME.

Re: YANA (the game)

[caecilia]

i got into the same compartment of a revolving door as my friend once

there was not enough space

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

I visited Chicago with a friend recently (where it seems every door is a revolving door) and I also did this! It was one of the most awkward things ever.

Re: YANA (the game)

[ecoerrante]

Sometimes, when I'm having a really, really shitty day, I'll get out a teddy bear I've since before I was born [my grandparents 'gave' it to me while I was still in womb] and just cuddle it for a while until I feel better.

Re: YANA (the game)

[kaijinscendre]

Pepper Dog who I have had since I was 4. I still give him a cuddle (especially when it is storming).

Re: YANA (the game)

[dethtoll]

I still have Alfredo the chicken. I don't sleep with him or nothin' but he's still here.

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

Still sleep with my plush white stork I got when I was five.

Re: YANA (the game)

[fingalsanteater]

Wait, people don't sleep with and cuddle stuffed animals?I have all kinds scattered around the house for different types of cuddling.

Ms. Honeypaw is who I sleep with always, though. (She's a bear. My fiancé got her for me.)

Re: YANA (the game)

[anonymouslyyours]

Look who was right next to me as I read your comment.



That's Muzzy. I've had her since I was six. She has a hole in the back of her head where I held a hair dryer too close to her while I drying her off. She also survived for about ten years in a crawlspace after my family's religious leader banned stuffed animals because they were afraid they promoted bestiality.

I've had her this entire time, have watched many cartoons with talking animals, and bought even more stuffed animals to anthropomorphize and as of today have not had any urge to copulate with an animal. An alien, maybe.

Re: YANA (the game)

[nightscale]

I still have my first cuddly sat on my bed ready for if I feel the need to snuggle with him. It's nice. :)

Re: YANA (the game)

[dethtoll]

The other night I bought donuts and soda at my local UDF. While I was getting the soda the bag of donuts that I'd left on the counter fell over and one of them rolled out and hit the floor. Not a big deal really but I was embarrassed all the same.

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

This one time at band camp, while removing my unibrow, I accidentally stabbed myself in the face with my tweezers.

Re: YANA (the game)

[anonymouslyyours]

Once I was repeatedly lifting a glass off of a table by fitting my mouth inside it and inhaling until it was suctioned onto my face.

Gave myself the weirdest, ugliest, hickey perfectly encircling my mouth. It was even speckled with broken blood vessels.

For no reason. I wasn't even drunk or anything. Unless being drunk on boredom counts?

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

I once leaned against the light switch for this eatery place and turned off the lights over the workers; another time I leaned against the button on a bus that tells the driver you want to stop on the next bus stop. I was dozing for a few minutes leaning against it!

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

I used to have this thing where I didn't want to go to the bathroom to pee. I would hold it for as long as possible. This proved to be rather uncomfortable. To alleviate the discomfort, I would bend over and press against my abdomen, which would usually cause me to make a rather odd sound. I told my friends that this indicated that I was "thinking."

All of that is embarrassing enough, but my humiliation goes deeper.

I had a friend over to play one day, and we were playing with my tape recorder. While I was out of the room, she made a recording in a strangled whisper; I wasn't able to make it out until some time later. Part of what she recorded was, "she says she's thinking, but she's really peeing her pants." Through this, I learned that everyone knew what was really going on.

Even worse is that, eventually, the practice caught up with me in a more...physical capacity. I was playing Twister with some friends, and I had been holding my pee for some time. After one particularly leg-stretching move, I wound up peeing on the mat. It was never used again.

That's when I finally started going to the bathroom like a normal person.

Re: YANA (the game)

[(Anonymous)]

I tried to pull a sweatshirt over my head while walking down the stairs to save time.

Re: YANA (the game)

[shinyhappypanic]

today I shattered a coffee pot at work. there's no good excuse even I was literally running with it and dropped it and it broke all over the floor. so embarrassing!! I thought I was going to die. we just replaced that pot too. yikes.