[ SECRET POST #2432 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2432 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Leverage]


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02.


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03.
[Dragon Ball Z]


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04.


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05.
[John Cusack, Say Anything]


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06.
[Arrested Development]


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07.
[Star Wars]


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08.
[Easy A]


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09.
[Star Trek]


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10. http://i.imgur.com/XrNzg6P.jpg
[link for porny art, illustrated]


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11. [SPOILERS for Twin Peaks]



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12. [SPOILERS for dangan ronpa, fire emblem awakening, pokemon special, and gatchaman crowds]



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13. [SPOILERS for Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

















14. [WARNING for abuse/incest/non-con]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #347.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

All the people who've been praising the game "Saints Row 4" as a great feminist game need to cut out their lying tongues and bleed out.

Seriously people, don't be fooled. It's terrible.

[(Anonymous)]

What made you think that it was appropriate to say that everyone who disagrees with you about a video game deserves to die

what the fuck is humanly wrong with you

[(Anonymous)]

Have you played it? Saying this is a feminist game is like handing a copy of irreversible to a highly triggerable rape survivor and saying "You'll enjoy this"

It's a brutal slap in the face.

[(Anonymous)]

Why do you gotta troll like this?

[(Anonymous)]

That doesn't mean it's okay to wish someone dead.

[mechanosapience]

It's hyperbole. Go step on a lego.

[(Anonymous)]

Hyperbole is one thing, but being hyperbolic to the point that you're using ultraviolence as a rhetorical technique is probably not the best

[(Anonymous)]

Hyperbole! Do you speak it, motherfucker?

Sheesh...

[(Anonymous)]

I am aware that the poster probably does not actually wish anyone to die painfully

It's still kind of a dumb, incredibly disproportionate thing to say

[(Anonymous)]

Welp, I can't speak to its feminist credentials or lack thereof, but I just read the plot summary on wikipedia and it is definitely bizarre.

[(Anonymous)]

Your trolling sucks sheeps balls.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god. You again. Anita Sarkeesian sucks!

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck you.

[(Anonymous)]

That was your exact same response last time! Adorable.

[chardmonster]

I don't suppose you have concrete examples or anything.

[scrubber]

I'm pretty sure I've argued with this person before? Examples wouldn't help. Their debate skills leave a lot to be desired.

I'm trying to be nice because they are clearly 14 or something, but they need to stop giving into every impulse they have on the internet.

You're gonna be in a world of hurt when you're older anon.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think I've ever spoken to you. Your used name and icon are new to me (Like I don't think I've even seen anything you've posted on this community.)

And I'm 35.

[(Anonymous)]

Ok.

Smart computer hacker girl turns from a bright useful unsexualized character to a 1 dimentional sex object, once she becomes "Loyal" to the main character.

All the "Homies" subsets are mixed gender, except for the police and soldiers which are all men, and the Strippers which are all women.

Giant Phallus as a weapon. Literally, a giant baseball bat sized PENIS as a weapon.

An honest-to-god tentical rape weapon.

A tough action girl (Shaundi) character who is only that way because a male dies and inspires he to be tough.

"Fun Shaundi" The girl the shaundi used to be before becoming tough and competent, is shown to be a better "more fun" charater when she was an idiot stoner and sexually promiscuous.

Another tough action girl (Asha) character who is called in universe a cold unpleasant bitch.

Sexist language like you only hear in the worst corners of the internet.

One character repeatedly called a whore.

That's just what I have off the top of my head, but I'm certain there is more.

UNWARNED SPOILERS ABOVE. Spoilers quoted here.

[chardmonster]

Alright, that sounds pretty sexist. Except:

Giant Phallus as a weapon. Literally, a giant baseball bat sized PENIS as a weapon.

An honest-to-god tentical rape weapon.

If you can attack both genders with these, they aren't sexist. You might find them offensive, but something doesn't have to be sexist to be offensive to you.

A tough action girl (Shaundi) character who is only that way because a male dies and inspires he to be tough.

I don't know who dies (don't spoil) but hell, if someone killed my father or my boyfriend and I actually had the means to fight back, you bet your ass I'd toughen up. Am I supposed to care a bit less about guys, or am I supposed to be unaffected by my relationships with them somehow? Would that kind of character turn somehow be better if a girl died?

One character repeatedly called a whore.

Depends on context. Again, something can rightfully offend you without being "sexist."

It's important to be precise with your language.

[saku]

who has been lauding it as feminist though? it's clearly not.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, what? People say that? Do they have the game confused with something else?

Being appalled that Saints Row isn't especially SJ-conscious is like being appalled that the Expendables doesn't have a female group member. No duh. It's male wish fulfillment at its finest.

Though, I tried to play SR3 with a female lead and the acting was all stiff. Not nearly as fun as the male one. Which is too bad.

[(Anonymous)]

Which voice did you use in SR3? It probably depends on which you used. I used the.. I think she's supposed to have a hispanic accent? But her commentary and delivery were amusing in any case. I actually miss that voice in SR4.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm playing through SR3, with Voice 3 [female] and...idk if she really has an accent*, but she uses Spanish a fair amount.

*In fairness, where I live is majority Hispanic so I might just flat out not even be noticing the accent if there is one.

[(Anonymous)]

I love SRIV, but who the fuck is calling it feminist? Actually.. who the fuck takes it seriously in ANY regard?

[kamino_neko]

Actually.. who the fuck takes it seriously in ANY regard?

Nobody who's actually seen or heard about more than a minute or two of III or IV (I know nothing of I and II, so they might be dead serious for all I know).