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⌈ Secret Post #2597 ⌋

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WEIRD COMPLIMENTS

[chardmonster]

At the end of today, at Dunkin Donuts, I walked in from a flurry of snow, stomped my boots off, ordered a 99 cent latte and put my laptop bag down on a counter.

There was a somewhat crazy looking, plump old man with a white beard sitting by the door, staring at me.

"You come in here looking like a monster, but you have the sweetest little voice!"

I blink.

"Who are you calling monster?" He laughs. I thank him and sit down.

About a minute later.

"You look like you could snap a man in half!" He makes this stick-snapping motion with his hands.

I kind of laugh? "It's probably just the hat!" I have this blue down hat with earflaps. It's awesome.

I am the least intimidating person you know, at least bodily. This was a weird experience.

What weird compliments have you gotten lately?

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[insanenoodlyguy]

Don't listen to her folks. She's hella intimidating.

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[intrigueing]

Someone recently told me she liked my hair because it looks "very Hispanic."

I don't think I have a single drop of Hispanic blood in my veins. All my European ancestors were Prussian and Austrian farmers who immigrated to Saskatchewan in the 1890s. I don't even know what "Hispanic" hair looks like. Dark and....?

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[kallanda_lee]

"I like your eyebrows".

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[sarillia]

I've said this before but it still amuses me. A guy told me that my handwriting matches my eyes.

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[ill_omened]

Beautiful veins.

By multiple people in the same night.

And I mean to be fair

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[weaselbee]

"You look like a powerpuff girl." Thanks?

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[caecilia]

"This is your daughter? Stand there. No don't move. Ohhhhhhh, she's perfect!"

I was like 16 and this was an elderly Jamaican woman.

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[iceyred]

"You have cute teeth."

I got this compliment from an Army dentist when I was in the Reserves. Both the compliment and the context were kinda odd.

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[making_excuses]

I dunno, does "voice fit for radio" or "calming voice" count?

If not someone pointed out that I walk with a straight back and they wish they did...

I also get complimented on my veins at a strange regularity...

and one that is probably not really strange but I find it, people tends to say that I dress nicely (as in formal/dressy), which I guess is good, but I that is just because I don't own jeans or not dressy clothes, except my Yoga clothes and I use them doing Yoga not anything else...

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[herpymcderp]

"You look so slender; just like me when I was younger!"


Wat.

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[vethica]

Well, it is kind of in your name.

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[(Anonymous)]

Not that recently, but I was in Malaysia just after Adele had won all those Grammys for 21, and my server at Starbucks gave me my coffee with a shy little grin and wink and a "Thank you Miss Adele." Weird compliment for me because I think Adele is absolutely beautiful, but I also don't think I'm as big as her, so it was a :D - :/ - :| moment.

(For the record, I do not have a butt chin.)

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[fingalsanteater]

"You drive like a fucking awesome dude with a giant cock."

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[starphotographs]

I actually had a weird compliment exchange a few weeks ago.

Them: *walking a Chihuahua and a Great Dane*
Me: I LOVE YOUR OPPOSITE DOGS! :D
Them: THANKS! I LOVE YOUR BIKE! 'SPECIALLY THE BASKET!*
Me: THANKS! *rides off*

*my "basket" is just a plastic crate that I zip-tied to the back of my bike

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[forgottenjester]

You should start roaring at people.

"You're so beautiful, just like your mother." ...I'm adopted.

"You have a beautiful face." It wasn't so much what they said as when they said it. This was a person in the school office at the same time I was and we were both trying to get the same employee's help. Like, we had been having our own parallel conversations about school forms and then bam! Compliment out of nowhere.

"Wow, your nails are real? Amazing!" @_@ I would hope? They weren't painted or anything.

How about a really weird compliment I gave someone?

[(Anonymous)]

I told an old boyfriend in a post-orgasmic haze that when he has sex with me while I'm on my period, his dick looks like a used sword. Then I think I gave it a name la Lord of the Rings.

In my defense, it was a real brainscrambler of an orgasm.

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[cloud_riven]

A taxi driver once told me I "look very Asian :)"

I'm still not entirely sure how to take that without being sketched out, or flattered that I have potential racebending skills for super spying.

There's also the compliments about having nice skin or a melodic voice, but getting them from strangers out of the blue while I'm working or minding my own business is a bit odd to me, even if I do get bashful and giddy about it. The first I'd understand if I'm talking to a retail salesperson trying to upsell upsell upsell.

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[fleshisyummy]

"Your wife is very pretty!"

Directed toward my dad. While I was shopping with him. I was the only one with him. Ew.

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[(Anonymous)]

Of the ones people have already said, I've gotten compliments on my "radio voice", my veins and my eyebrows.

Another weird thing I've been complimented on are my cuticles and how my nails have such a nice, natural shape. Thanks, I guess???

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[tamabonotchi]

Once as a cashier an older guy said how I was pretty and looked like I probably had a big, muscular boyfriend.

I just smiled but could only think, "if only"

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[(Anonymous)]

Once when I was at a restaurant the waitress told me that I had really shiny hair. Aww yeah. 8)

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[(Anonymous)]

Someone once told me that they liked my name because it sounded like an author's name. Then they told me to go write a book.

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[(Anonymous)]

Two people saying "Nice hands". Neither of them I'd met before, and probably will never see again.

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[(Anonymous)]

One time, I was told that if I was ever short on money I should consider being a part time stripper.