[ SECRET POST #2601 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2601 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Zymurgist/64ac7c46-aa6c-44b4-940f-84ff8f0e633b_zpsbb89df89.jpg?t=1391972470

[(Anonymous)]

Congrats.

[iceyred]

Get it, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

lol

[ginainthekingsroad]

[(Anonymous)]

jsyk that is the most horrifying GIF I have ever seen on here

[nan]

Haha, perfect!

OP: YAY! SEX-CAKE!

[(Anonymous)]

I really love the combination of the gif, and your icon looking down on it through her lorgnette; makes it extra funny :D

[(Anonymous)]

This is hands down the most heartwarming secret I have ever seen on here. I am seriously kind of choked up here.

Also, congrats, anon. You and the fellow with the well-handled cock are both awesome and lucky. I also had a great first time, a gift I've been fortunate enough to be able to pass on a few times. May your life offer you similar opportunities to extend the cycle of gratitude.

[(Anonymous)]

Um. You're welcome?

[elaminator]

Heh. Enjoy yourself, OP. Hopefully there is much more sex in your future.

(This picture is lovely, btw.)

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks :)
The pic (and more brilliance on the same theme) is from here:
http://www.retronaut.com/2011/06/typewriter-erotica-c-1920s/

[(Anonymous)]

My first bj he asked me afterwards how I knew to do a certain thing and I couldn't exactly bring myself to tell him 'fanfiction' XD
So I support this secret - Thank you good fanfic writers, whoever you are, for making our first times a success!

[(Anonymous)]

Same here. I think I said "knowledge of anatomy" or something like that.

[(Anonymous)]

Haha Go you OP! Congrats on the amazing sex!

[(Anonymous)]

So I'm the only one who read this sarcastically?

[diet_poison]

I thought it might be fake.

I still think it might be fake, though it also might not. Hard to tell.

The comments make me think this is maybe not such an uncommon experience so it's less likely to be fake?

[gondremark]

I started reading it sarcastically, by the time I'd gotten to the middle I was reading it sincerely, and then when I got to the valediction it'd slipped back into the sarcastic tone.

I hope it's an honest secret, though, because it's kind of wonderful.

[intrigueing]

LOL this is awesome. :D Congrats, OP.

[applemagpie]

This is a great secret!

[escriboconundedo]

this makes me simultaneously very happy and mildly perturbed.

eta; regardless of my feelings, though, grats on a good first time, op.

[(Anonymous)]

I learned most of my blowjob techniques from slash fic (i ignore the ones that are clearly part of a larger kink that i'm not participating in at the moment, or ones that hint that the author doesn't actually know what a penis is). They have been so helpful. You go, OP!!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I feel like kind of a dick now because my first reaction was not that this was heartwarming but that to be honest, most cocks don't need that much specialist handling. Just looking at a cock makes it happy when it's in the mood. While tricks are always appreciated, my experience is that if it doesn't actually hurt, cocks are happy with anything at all.

And everyone thinks they're great at sex when they start.

But then I thought of just today, when some cherry-flavoured lube made a hand job so much more fun and thought the OP does have a point.

Slash fics with the proper use of lube is the best slash.

[(Anonymous)]

Slash gave me the weirdest "first time" experience. I decided I wanted to try writing it, so I should try it to see how it worked, but found that reading it had actually prepared me pretty well for the real thing, and that some of the things people are so strict about (long and careful preparation, needing copious amounts of actual lube) were not always true. I didn't end up learning much, but I enjoyed it.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck yes! Congrats.

I've used slash fiction and gay porn to help with my technique. That, mixed with instinct and whatever the hell I feel like doing at the time tends to get me pretty good results. :D