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⌈ Secret Post #2665 ⌋

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Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

It got me to thinking about badfic in general.

FS, what do you consider to be the most "legendary" badfics of all time? Like ones that, even if you're not in the fandom, you know just from osmosis or from word of mouth.

Can be older fic or newer fic.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[dreemyweird]

My Immortal, obviously (and I love, love the youtube reading where the guy keeps cracking up at it). Also, legolas by laura.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[elaminator]

and I love, love the youtube reading where the guy keeps cracking up at it

Me too! I've never read the whole fic, but the dramatic readings are fantastic. I would probably listen to the whole thing if that one dude had done a dramatic reading of the entire story.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

Someone's always said 'My Immortal' soo...

I forget the precise name of this - it was LOTR story by EstelleBaggins, or some similar name, on Library of Moria. In it, the events of LOTR actually happened and were dictated to JRR Tolkein by Legolas and Aragorn, who survived long enough to meet him.

They then perished, and were reincarnated as... Viggo and Orlando! Just as all the other LOTR characters had been reincarnated as various actors and crew of the LOTR film.

After the films, they're filming LOTR the TV series when suddenly everyone starts reverting to their Middle Earth species.

I don't remember too much else, but I do remember one golden scene where they put a bridle on a Ring Wraith and ride it to Mount Doom.

Brilliant.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

My Immortal, Thirty Hs, and Celebrian are the first that come to mind. I'd also include Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami and Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen. And anything written by ComicsNix.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[diet_poison]

ComicsNix...that name is so familiar, what did they write?

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Of all the legendary badfics, Celebrian is the only one I actually dared. I failed to get very far into it.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[ex_mek82]

Pretty much anything by David Gonterman, most of which can be found here. Without going into who he is as a person (long story short, he was like the ur!Chris-Chan of his day), his stories are... something else.

His original work -which he focuses on exclusively these days- isn't much different in terms of quality, either. But there's just something about his fan fics that's both a textbook example of "What Not To Do" in fan fic and a horrifying trainwreck you can't quite look away from.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[ex_mek82]

ALSO! I completely forgot 'My Inner Life' by LinksQueen.

Because where else will you find one of the biggest black hole self-inserts to ever exist, incredible "artistic license" with sexual intercourse (hint: if you're a female and you're gushing *that* much/often during intercourse, you *may* wanna see a OB/GYN) and biology in general, and gem-worthy advice like this:

"And one piece of advice on a personal note, if you and your husband make love a lot while your pregnant, you'll help make the baby stronger."

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[comradesmiler]

Gonterman? Didn't he have a kickstarter about a shitty comic about a girl and a Don Bluth-esque mouse?

TW: Gonterman, homophobia

[(Anonymous)]

Sailor Moon: American Kitsune is one of the most impressive things I've ever read. From Chapter Ten, after the self-insert hero has fought off a Power Rangers villain with a bunch of homophobic slurs:



Raye: Mind if I ask you a personal question?

David slides out from the Jeffrey's Tube in the Lamboghini Tardis
to answer: Tell me your question first, then I'll tell you if I
mind or not.

Raye: Well, what was it with you and Zoisite? We all know he's
really a gay man, but he doesn't do the stuff that'll get people
to go homophobic on him.

David: You didn't know him about a decade ago. In fact, Zoey
was the one who gave me a really nasty experience with the
homosexual lifestyle back in Junior High.

Raye is giving her newest teammate her undivided attention at
this time. She did sense something from him she couldn't put a
finger on yet, and it was rising at this point. She could feel
this fox boy being an outcast--berumcumin (sp?)--long before he
grew an extra pair of ears and two tails. And it was caused by
the Negaverse!

"I didn't have the best luck with the girls. In fact I wouldn't
have a snowball's chance in Hell of having a girl fall in love
with me. So, when Zoisite come to town pushing his Homosexual
agenda and said that one in every ten people are destined to be
gay, every school kid in that school pointed at me. Naturally
that had them pushing their doctrine down their throats, and as a
kid, I couldn't tell them from every other bully in that school.
It was through the grace of whatever God I had at the time to get
out of there with my virginity intact. But, the damage to my
character was done, I'm afraid. The rumor mill ran twenty-four
hours a day on my "homosexuality" and I was branded a Gay without
any say on my own. Even members of my own family believed it.
Heck, I would have sex with all five of you right in front of
them and they'll *still* call me a Gay! So could you come
accusing me of being a homophobe? Can you really . . . blame
me?"

"No on both counts, FoxFire," said Luna, speaking for all of the
Scouts, who kinda listened in (The majority were in tears by
now). "I wouldn't consider you homophobic, racist, or sexist;
especially after you told us that. You were hurt by the
Negaverse in a manner I wouldn't expect. And by someone you will
meet again . . . "

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

Xanthe's stories "General and Dr Sheppard" and "Coming Home" were pretty legendary in the SGA fandom.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

Oh thank God. I thought I was going alone in finding Xanthe's stories somewhat... OTT.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

I love Xanthe's fics! For the X-Files, though. Not into SGA so don't know those particular ones.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY GOD. Are you a person that does not think that these fics are the BEST THINGS EVAH? I thought I was alone.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[masu_trout]

Light and Dark the Adventures of Dark Yagami. Or, if it isn't it should be. You really just can't beat lines like:

You killed my son and my daughter and you had sex with her in lights bed and you came in my house all naked and you DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER

or

NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!

or

I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.

or

THIS DUDE CKIRA IS ACTUALY A KIRA! HE HAS A DEATH NOTE AND SOMEONE TOLD ME A CAR EXPLODED AND HE WAS THERE DANCING WITH A DEATH NOTE"

" It could be a coinsidense." L said back munching on pixy sticks. "these things happen all the time."

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[electromouse]

The one that I will always remember is a Zelda fic with Happy Mask Salesman/Zelda fic that I read a long, long time ago. Good times, man.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eye_of_Argon

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

The most legendary is obviously My Immortal

Then there's the guy who wrote creepy as fuck Disney fics based on a series of dark and edgy paintings of the Disney princesses. That was pretty disturbing.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

Cupcakes.

It is without a doubt the most awful thing I have ever had the misfortune to read. (And that was just the first few pages.)

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

The Marissa Picard series, full stop. They were so, so terrible.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[diet_poison]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

Half-Life: Full Life Consequences? Not quite "My Immortal"-status, but got some different animated epic readings out of it, and I heard of it without being in the fandom or knowing much about it at all. My favorite take:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64qcnVfxpI

Re: Inspired by Secret 2: "Legendary" Badfic

[(Anonymous)]

Smallville, The Memoirs

The author clearly pulled OC names directly from her CD collection, not even bothering to switch last names or anything. And that was the least of its problems.