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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-05-11 03:46 pm
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[ SECRET POST #2686 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2686 ⌋

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NSFW rant thread

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Spring is here and I'm so horny all the goddamn time, I feel like I'm going to go mad. All I want is to be ridden hard, two or three times a day.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
How did a horse manage get on the internet? Are you a talking horse using voice recognition software, or a regular horse who somehow managed to type?

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That looks like that villain from Kick Ass in a slutty horse costume
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[personal profile] dethtoll 2014-05-12 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Given that Kick Ass is by Mark Millar I'm sure John Romita has drawn that at some point or another.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Those hoof-shoes have heels. Amateur.

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/263/3/3/hoof_boot_ii_by_horseking-d2z4v8f.jpg

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck, I didn't realize this was that big of a thing. I read a story once where this guy turned these women into "horses" but I thought it was just that one story.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
>.>

Neither. Don't saddle me with your blind assumptions!

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the anon who got dumped. It fucking sucks, because I'm going to be stuck celibate for the next year at the very least (I live at home and nobody I'd want is going to want me until I lose a considerable amount of weight) and he's going to get laid as soon as he wants it, which is likely going to be before I see him next. Hell, he probably has something lined up now.

This sucks, man.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a cock guzzler, don't let it get to you

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
But he isn't. This is someone who was good to me not finding me sexy anymore. So the vast majority of people, who are worse, aren't going to want me even a little.

So I'm stuck in a shitty situation for dating anyone anyway, compounded with the fact that I can't really trust anyone who claims I'm attractive (because they want to get laid and any port in a storm, right?)

I know he can't do as well as me personality-wise. We were a good match. But he'll find someone sexier and simpler and be happy with that. Nobody cares about your personality when someone hot comes along. Nobody. Even the good ones. If they keep you it's because they think they can't do better. Once they can do better, you're tossed out.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
DA

An important word of advice, Anon: not all guys are sexually attracted to the same body type. Conventionally-attractive may mean skinny, but there are guys out there who will find you sexy the way you are right now. I know this from personal experience. It's just a matter of finding a good one - and they're out there.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a fat woman myself, and my boyfriend cheated on me with another fat woman lol Trust me, it's not about looks. Your boyfriend is an asshole.

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[personal profile] souljelly 2014-05-11 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel you. I want to hook up with my best friend's housemate so badly but I haven't been able to so much as visit their place in ages.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Find an excuse and go over there. ;)
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[personal profile] souljelly 2014-05-11 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I really should...
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[personal profile] dethtoll 2014-05-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I can relate, but it's summer, not spring, that turns me from having the libido of a dead fish with cancer to a constantly-brooding, hyper-aggressive asshole (more than usual I mean) who'd fuck a baked potato if it was warm enough.
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2014-05-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I find this comment really amusing for some reason. Maybe because I am tired? But it is amusing.

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[personal profile] the_missing_y 2014-05-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm PMing you my number...

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Unless you're in Sweden, missing_v, I don't think that will help. ;)

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
*missing_y
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[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2014-05-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
missing_v was the best Freudian slip ever.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I usually don't like masturbating on work nights but I think I'm going to tonight.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Why not on work nights?

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Cause usually I don't get the urge to do it until really late at night and I have to get up early. If it's a weekend it's no big deal, but if it's a work night, and I decide to do it, I end up not getting to bed until really late and don't get much sleep and feel horrible the next day. :(
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