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It's been a weird, annoying week so far and we're only halfway through, so I need to vent about this for a sec.

The kinds of people annoying me right now:

Retired parents who call you during regular working hours "just to see what you're up to" (and like a tool, you answer the phone because it might be an emergency, although you know they just want to chat) and then they don't take the hint when you say "Okay, but I’m at work right now, so..."

Women who do not want to sit on the seat in public restrooms, but they don't lift up the seat, either, so in the process of hovering over the seat to pee, they splash urine all over it and then they don’t wipe it off WTF PEOPLE?!

Men in their late 40s or older who speak wistfully of how they want to settle down, get married, and have kids "someday." If that's not just a line, you might want to get on that, maybe? (I don't mean older guys who really wanted this all along and couldn't make it happen, I mean older guys who act it's something they'll probably get around to eventually...)

Hmm, on the last thing - I'm guessing its not really their priority, though. Like, they imagine they will eventually because it's the life plan (tm) but don't have a strong desire to.

I say this as someone who said "I'll have kids eventually" for over a decade until I reallized time didn't really make me warm up to the idea.

yeah mte.

People who talk down to me about/explain in great detail subjects I know more about than they do. I usually just don't say anything. :/

oh man I admire you. I am incapable of responding nicely to people who pull that shit on me :|

2. Do you mean someone actualy -sits- on them?!
*horrified*

On the toilet seat? Yeah. . . in the US at least, most of us grew up sitting down on the toilet seat to eliminate. I can't hover-pee over a Western toilet even if I wanted to; I'd just fall down.

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...what else would I do with them? It's not like I'm going to get sick from butt germs. Butts are actually very clean.

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...how is that horrifying? you don't sit on toilets? do you live somewhere with squat toilets or something?

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I sit on them unless it's a really grungy bathroom (and I'll admit that's more of a psychological "ew, gross" than anything) but if I get drops on the seat I fucking wipe them off, so I agree with OP on that count

New comics day, with a perfect summary of my mood.

How does one HOVER over a toilet?? I know girls at work who do this and I'm shocked and amazed they never get pee on their pants, the seat, the floor.......these women wear pants....how.

If I tried to hover over a toilet, my thighs or knees and clothes would be touching the icky, gross sides. I'm 5'2", and I can't hover. How do you hover??

Err, IDK how to describe, but it's easy. I'm like only half an inch taller than you.

Hmmm... maybe they're taller and can "squat"?

I'm 5'3". Do you like...splay your legs out and scoot far back on the seat? You just crouch down and position your urethra over the seat, pull your pants far enough down that they're out of the way, and crouch like you're gonna sit but don't quite touch the seat

People who talk about their disabled siblings like they're five year old children.

Women who do not want to sit on the seat in public restrooms, but they don't lift up the seat, either, so in the process of hovering over the seat to pee, they splash urine all over it and then they don’t wipe it off WTF PEOPLE?!

Gah, this drives me mad, too - thanks for leaving me an unsanitary seat because you were trying to stay ~clean~.

Well, to be fair, pee is sanitary right out of the human body... ;)

I know, I know, it's gross. No one likes to touch pee in a public restroom. Yet it amazes me how many will jump into a public pool without a second thought ;P

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I've got nothing to say about 1 and 3, but I hate going into the toilet and seeing those little beads of pee on the seat. It's the not thinking to wipe it off that gets me.

Women who do not want to sit on the seat in public restrooms, but they don't lift up the seat, either, so in the process of hovering over the seat to pee, they splash urine all over it and then they don’t wipe it off WTF PEOPLE?!

Ugh. I don't understand these people. I understand if water splashes up after the flush, but when the droplets are clearly yellow, there is NO excuse.

Similarly annoying are those who leave their pubic hair on the seat, or don't bother with a courtesy flush when shitting (leaving intense smell and fecal "scraps" for the next person to find).

The worst? It'd have to be a toss-up between the girl who left a toilet full of menstrual blood (note: menstrual blood only, no toilet paper) or the mystery crapper at work who keeps having explosive diarrhea all over the bowl (okay, to be fair, that's kind of a medical problem but DAMNIT, if you're well enough to come to work, certainly you can ask the cleaning lady where her cleaning supplies are?!).

Actually, I'd like to add a third to that group -- whoever left their adult diaper half full of feces in the open sanitary napkin bin so it was filling the entire bathroom with its lovely aroma (again, I know, incontinence isn't fun... but come on! Please wrap it up or something!)

People whose idea of humor is a constant string of penis references. I mean, I can laugh at a well inserted dick joke as much as the next person, but when they come up in every fucking conversation is just gets obnoxious and embarrassing.

well inserted dick joke

nice, anon. nice. /thumbs up

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#1: there are certain types of people who are like that and I always feel so rude for blowing them off but yeah there's a time to chat and a time to not. (and I'm a pretty talkative person.)

#2: my ex-roommate did this CONSTANTLY. so annoying.

#3: that wouldn't really make me mad, it's his life. sounds like he's making his own choices.

For the people who have been annoying me lately:

customers who don't listen
customers who are on their phone all the time throughout the whole transaction ARGH
customers who smoke in my face at the window, ugh fuck off with that shit
customers who stare at you sternly, or don't even look at you, and treat you like a robot
also, teenage co-workers with attitude problems :|

People who insist on displaying the beginnings of their romance on Facebook. Two months ago she was the strong, stalwart wife of a combat veteran. At the beginning of this month she's suddenly #Iamwomanhearmeroar, and forty other stupid ass hashtags that announced her split from hubby without actually saying it. Then a FB announcement that she's single and hooking up with an old crush, and now the last week it's been "I love you, babes", "no, I love you MORE babes", "no, I love you to the deepest oceans, you saved me and made me believe in LURVE again", until I want to drive the 50 miles to her house, knock on her door and projectile vomit all over her carpet when she opens it.

Good GOD, there's nothing wrong with falling in love (she been doing it since grade school after all) but doing it on FB?? SO TACKY.

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Friends who say "Oh, if you just lost a few pounds and toned up, you'd be so hot!" I actually got triggered into a panic attack (I was badly bullied by a family member for being "fat" - I've always struggled with keeping my weight down, my birth mother was VERY heavy, and the family member knew that that was a way they could get at me) and wound up frantically exercising for hours. This person KNEW I am very sensitive about my weight (and while I have gained some in recent months, it due to medical reasons, I don't sit on the couch and stuff my face all day).

People who fart in public. I walked up behind a girl at the bus stop today and she just let one rip and then stood there nonchalantly.

Hairdressers who DON'T LISTEN - I had a stylist I loved dearly but moved away from, and every time I try to tell a new stylist what I want, I get my hair chopped completely differently. I have almost literally spelled it out to them, and they still get it wrong. Thank GOD I've finally found one who actually gave me pretty close to what I wanted.

People who start criticizing you after you get good news. I've been looking for a job for months. I finally got an interview for next week, rushed home and told my SO... And he started asking me why I only had the one, how could I not be working already, etc, etc. Thanks, pal.

Fanfic writers who claim they have writer's block and then go and write multiple stories for their other OTPs while reblogging stuff on Tumblr saying "when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for".

People who walk along yelling into their phones (which themselves are set on the loudest volume of speakerphone).