[ SECRET POST #3000 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3000 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[not a repeat, was broken link before]







Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 108 secrets from Secret Submission Post #429.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That character is SO embarrassing. I cringe when reading some of the dialogue. It is the most pandering character to ever pander. http://imgur.com/a/CHDE9

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, that guy talks exactly like /co/. It's pretty bad, but that's hilarious.

[(Anonymous)]

I like how the very last speech bubble perfectly summarizes the feeling I got from reading that.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Oh, yeah the writing of the absorbing man was an intentional "fuck you" to male douchbag fanboy fucks.

The writing of Titania and FThor was an unintentional "fuck you" to female fans and infact comic fans in general.

[ketita]

You know when you said 'pandering' I was completely unprepared for the extent of that.
I wish they tried a bit less hard. wow.
(and yet some part of me wants to read more? what is happening)

[(Anonymous)]

It's like it was explicitly written for tumblr

[insanenoodlyguy]

We slow down for train wrecks after all.

[lb_lee]

Perhaps you are being pandered to! AND IT'S WORKING!

--Rogan

[(Anonymous)]

"You wanna be a chick super hero? Fine, who the hell cares? But get your own identity!"

The bad guy makes sense. This is awkward.

[(Anonymous)]

Ehhhh, people who use that also tend to use it for why (insert popular superhero here) shouldn't be non-white. I think it can be done, but this is so on the damn nose it's cringe worthy. You can have a female Thor without going Feminism! Every guy is sexist! Omg I'm a woman!

[(Anonymous)]

The bad guy is a psudo rapist douche-bag deliberately designed to invoke the worst shit of the male internet culture.

[(Anonymous)]

Uh, but other people have been Thor before. Why does this argument only come up when its a woman in the role?

[miss_yuka]

omg that's hilariously terrible. How did this get published? Please tell me the rest of the book is better.

[(Anonymous)]

You know what's crazier? It's outselling the last run of male!Thor.

OP HERE

[(Anonymous)]

YEEEESSSS! It's the dialogue that just made it so terrible for me. I just can't take it seriously.

[comradesmiler]

Who wrote this shit, Andrew Dobson?

[ketita]

hilariously accurate

[feotakahari]

Ech. What kind of a hero hits someone who's surrendering?

Yes, that's actually what bothers me most here.

[(Anonymous)]

One that has something to prove.

[kallanda_lee]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

[(Anonymous)]

While we're at that, what kind of super villain surrenders in the name of girl power?

Like, is that what happened? I'm honestly not sure.

[(Anonymous)]

that's pretty damn bad :\ ...why did Thor become a woman, anyway?

[(Anonymous)]

well those three pages will certainly never convince someone like me to pick up a comic book. :/

(yes, that last "what the hell?" in the corner was exactly how I felt reading that)

[diet_poison]

what...

[dahli]

Ahaha Jesus Christ, what the... what the hell...?

I love the idea of fem!Thor and I love the design, but dat dialogue... Is it always like that? I mean, Jesus Christ...