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[ SECRET POST #3175 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3175 ⌋

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Write a letter to someone and express your feelings. (Please avoid names/usernames, just identify with their relation to you(person in my chem class), a description(*annoying coworker), whatever. I don't want to start wank)

Dear Ex Friend

I'm sorry I was an asshole. It took not being your friend any more to realise I was probably the problem. I don't think our personalities worked, but then there was my depression as well. I don't miss how clingy you were, though. I was no saint emotionally, but you wore me out. You deserved better, though, so I hope you're having a good time in Japan.

Dearest Professor,

Kindly stop marking me down for not performing the impossible. I cannot make the required edits to the document without altering the original formatting of said document. I only have as much power as Microsoft Word allows. If you want an essay written into the form, the form is going to lose its original dimensions.

Hate you and your moustache,
Anon in the 4th row

I feel you on this one, anon. I am reminded of a professor I had, who in 2002 could not be convinced that none of us had access to typewriters that we could insert her ridiculous worksheets into.

Dear Mr Writer,
I've already lost two of my three favourite writers this year. Please take care of yourself.

Okay I get it. You find all the things I love "cringey" or stupid or "autistic" and you have strong second hand embarrassment that you just have to tell me about. I am a sorry excuse for a writer because I write 'genre'.

I. DON'T. CARE.

Okay?

So go ahead an feel embarrassed for me. Or judge me for my stupid nerdy hobbies and my interests. Feel superior all you want. But please stop bothering me about it. It's annoying as fuck. We all know you hate other people having fun in ways you do not approve.

Honestly I wish you would just quit ending up in my classes. You're insufferable.

Without Any Love Whatsoever,

Your Lowly Fanfic Writing Classmate

I'm really bothered by this person using "autistic" as an insult.

Either way, they sound like an insecure asshole.

Re: Dear Pretentious Idiot IRL

(Anonymous) - 2015-09-13 23:53 (UTC) - Expand

Not dear and hypocrite ex-friend:
Fuck you and good riddance. You were really flattering yourself when you deluded yourself into thinking I could love you, but I stand my ground: your new girlfriend is a manipulative, abusive bitch and you deserve everything loss you will suffer at her hands when she keeps severing you from your old friendships.

Dear friend,

stop looking down on me for not being perfect 100% of the time. I'm only human. I know my own flaws, intimately. Most of the time I already feel like an idiot, you really needn't try and make me feel worse.
It hurts when you're dismissive.

Dear two girls from high school,

You know how at the reunion a few years ago, you two rushed over to me and pretty much stuck with me the whole time? Granted, we were three of the few former nerdy kids there, but still.

Well, it occurred to me that there were times in school you may have been trying to be my friend. Problem is, by then I was in eleventh grade and so sick of the shit that went on, I'd kind of given up on making a friend. So I think I may have blown you two off. If I did, I really am sorry, because I did always like you guys. I wish I'd opened up more. I probably would've been happier.

Also, one of you used to be in my fandom, and I think I freaked you out when I asked what your username was. True, you did a project on slash fanfic so it was safe of me to assume this was fine, but I can kind of see why it was one thing when people who didn't know the fandom knew, another when someone who did knew. Especially as it was probably obvious our fandom interests were different.

So, yeah. That's it. Hope you're both well. :)

Dear Apparent Ex-Friend,

You know, if anyone had grounds to end this friendship, it was me, what with your constant canceling on me and apparent disrespect for me and my time. But you unfriended me when I very reasonably told you how I felt (I used SO MANY I statements), so I guess you were always the flaky person who won't take responsibility for yourself that I feared you were.

And a head's up, I was the only person who stood up for you at work when people talked about how irresponsible you are at your job. That's over now.

Dear ex-friend,

I'm happy that you seem to be in a good place right now, judging by your social media presence. Really, I am. I just wish you could have told me if you were in bad place when you just cut contact. I wish you could have just said why you didn't want me, or anyone else you knew, in your life anymore, instead of leaving me questioning. Fuck, you could have told me you felt I was a bitch and dragged you down, or that you were afraid of being yourself around me for whatever reason. I feel you should have given me a reason, any reason, after being friends for years. After being there for you through all your shit I feel I deserved that at least. Also I still care for you, and it sucks that you don't want me in your life anymore. Especially as I feel like I can't let go. But really, fuck you.

Dear family,

Yes, I have lost weight. Yes, I'm a bit thinner. No, I'm not about to get a eating disorder. No, I'm not disappearing before your eyes. Honestly, I wish you would just stop commenting on anything that has to do with my weight as you just make me deeply uncomfortable and self-conscious.

Dear schitzophrenic, psychotic brother

I love you, please stop taking drugs. You're literally wasting away and they make you very violent. Please stop adding me to your creepy new world order groups. Most of your posts make no sense. Your issues are borderline reversalbe but they won't be if you keep fucking taking drugs, so please bloody stop.

Love your older sister.

Dear brother's spineless girlfriend,

I'm impressed you're not as fucked up as your mum. Stop enabling my brother, just because the drugs doesn't affect you this way does not mean you can keep giving them to him. Grow a fucking spine and quit with him, or at least stop giving him your shit.

Signed, mostly unimpressed.

Dear Drug dealer,

If I ever fucking catch you for continuing to sell to my brother even after he's had to go to involuntary rehab a couple of times, it's not going to be pretty and I probably won't regret it.

Signed,
I'd be looking for you if I was in the right fucking state.

I hope your brother can pull himself out of his hole before it gets deeper :(

Re: Dear (Friend, Ex Friend, Mom, Dad, Person I knew once)

caerbannog - 2015-09-13 22:45 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Dear (Friend, Ex Friend, Mom, Dad, Person I knew once)

kitelovesyou - 2015-09-13 22:52 (UTC) - Expand

Dear Ex,
I've tried to keep my mouth shut and smile and put up with your shit for the sake of the kids for a long time. I'm not broken hearted you split with me, because you don't see me, only a smudged reflection of yourself. I still love you, but I don't think you love me, only yourself, and under all that, you're hurting and broken and so lost. I regret it took me so long to overcome my self esteem issues and understand what was going on, after we'd already tied our lives together irrevocably with our children, who are going to hurt so much from all this.
Love (and I really mean it), Me.

Dear Ex Fandom Acquaintance,

You were a mediocre writer at best, couldn't handle criticism at all and got borderline creepy when you stalked all our BNFs journals and tried to be their best friends. You invaded social boundaries like a Visigoth army. I nearly died of schadenfreude when I heard you were in the process of writing your memoirs (because stories about 40-something housewives with no friends are in high demand... where?) and I'm almost sorry you dropped off the radar because it was funny reading about your delusions of grandeur.

Dear Friend,

Please leave your husband. It won't get any better, and the longer you stay in a marriage where your husband doesn't respect you and sticks you with all the childcare, the worse the effect will be on your kid. I don't think you fully understand how damaging it's going to be with your daughter growing up thinking that this is how mommies and daddies are supposed to be. If she grows up and marries an unfeeling douchebag who thinks she's stupid and dumb and worthless, I'm going to cry... and I'm going to blame you a little bit, even though I try not to.

I hope she does :|

Dear Cyberstalker

Welp you finally stopped following me around on another site. In all the months I had to deal with you, I broke down , I blamed myself, I questioned myself and my identity.

But you know what? I also built myself back up, I improved what I could, and I learned how work past it. I'm not going to lie, what you did was shitty, creepy and something a person shouldn't do to anyone. But at the end of it I'm not going to let you destroy me, if that's what you meant to do? Sorry. I've dealt with too many assholes in my life to be broken by one.

The best that can be said of it, is that this time I finally fought back. I just wonder one thing?

Was it worth it? Do you feel better now? What, exactly did you think you were trying to accomplish?

Even so, I sincerely hope that you get the help you need and get something better out of life.

Sincerely,
Not your victim

Dear Pretentious Asshole In My University Tutorial:

Shut the fuck up. Your opinion has about as much weight as Donald Trump's. Which is to say: None. Also you have matching hair, congrats.

Please, tell me more about how you don't think the wage gap for female teachers is something that "needs to be fixed." I'm sure your 20 years of life experience as a guy is relevant to this conversation.

Also: It's cool that you don't care about low pay as a teacher, but I personally love to eat and have a roof to live under. Not all of us can afford to rely on Mummy and Daddy's trust fund.

Please don't open your mouth, you lower the intelligence of the entire room.

Thanks,

A fellow student who's forced to listen to your five-minute spiels you copy and pasted off reddit.

If your strategy is to cry and self-flagellate until friends and lovers think you're too pathetic to be angry at, it might work. But it doesn't inspire respect.

some people don't have the ounces of grab on respect. some people better off act like this. we call them simpletons. bloody thick skins.

"respect is not assumed, it is earned."

Dear ex-sister, you and your bully-boy husband were punching down.

Dear faaamily, no, I will not forgive them. It's a pattern of behaviour, not a one-off, and they'll do it again. I've had enough.

Dear friend,

I like you so much. It's scary.

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