[ SECRET POST #3206 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3206 ⌋

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Comments

Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Post the biggest asshole you know. Online, or post about someone in real life. No Goatse.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

You can't stop the Goat Man

Re: Assholes

[comradesmiler]

No goatse? Where's the fun in that?

Re: Assholes

[kaijinscendre]

My sister's ex husband. Abusive, spoiled asshole.

Re: Assholes

[philstar22]

It is a toss up between my hyper libertarian uncle or my hyper conservative, racist, sexist grandmother.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

My brother-in-law. I know, that's a predictable answer, but I just happen to have the most stereotypically shitty one you can imagine. Kind of an idiot, can't hold a job, constantly complaining about feminists, "PC culture" and minorities, and once threatened to crack my cat's head on the concrete when his young kid kept pulling its tailing and it finally responded by hissing and lightly smacking his hand away. I can ignore everything else, but that was the one time I exploded on him. He hasn't threatened my cat since (I don't think he's actually violent, he just says outrageously offensive things), but fuck, I never forgave him for that. I'm still civil around him because I love my niece and nephew, and my sister, but fuck I wish she'd divorce his ass already.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Too bad it's not one person but a whole group of people. I'm the one stressed to tears by a child and told to quit whining when I try to express to any member of my family that I need help with babysitting my nephew when they're also around. They only give a damn if it's convenient to them, which means if I suddenly have a snack they want or if they see that I have even the slightest bit of money or spare change. I'd be able to overlook things a little if I had a little bit of HELP, but I get NO HELP WHATSOEVER. And we all know I'm not going to get a damn dime from my brother.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

My half-brother's wife, who sucked him into her philosophy of hate and bigotry via religion and won't let him visit family without her at his side just in case we try to talk sense into him.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

It's a small thing, but today the new neighbor decided mi driveway es su driveway. No. No it is not. Get the fuck out of my driveway.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

I had a friend who stopped talking to a mutual friend because "she's going through a hard time and I don't do hard times." Somehow they remained friends long after I jumped ship.

Also, in high school a friend of mine was bullied all through a group project, and her teacher wouldn't let her switch groups... then gave her a failing grade. (Although in fairness, I wasn't in that class so maybe there's more to the story. But I know this friend well enough that I trust her account.)

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Donald Trump.

Re: Assholes

[feotakahari]

I had an English teacher once who was almost comically bitter. She had a very specific idea in mind for how to interpret each story, and if you interpreted it differently, you weren't just wrong, you were personally mocking her and had to be put in your place. She talked about her life on a couple of occasions, and there didn't seem to be a single person she really trusted.

Re: Assholes

[forgottenjester]

This douche stole my lamp and forced me to do bad shit to my friends.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Spaceballs - surrounded by assholes!

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Not even Herpy achieves the level of douche that some of the people I've worked with have. One of them stole money from us and disappeared after constructing an elaborate lie about working with Square Enix Europe. (In retrospect, we probably should have contacted S-E to confirm.) Another was generally useless and toxic and he disapepared for months after we booted him, only to come back demanding what he's owed (which he seems to think is something other than absolutely nothing.)

Re: Assholes

[diet_poison]

My ex-boss comes to mind immediately. She's probably not THE biggest asshole I've met, but she's the biggest I've had to deal with recently.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

My boss. She's just a fake bitch that I think just about everyone at work hates.

Not too long ago she fired someone because she happened to be sick on the same day as her best friend/co-worker.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

The parents of a girl at a daycare I work at. The day care is for severely handicapped children and most of the kids are medically fragile, so if someone's sick, they're not allowed to come until they get better and/or are cleared by a doctor. The girl got a stomach bug and was throwing up left and right. I called the parents, who took turns calling me "you stupid fucking bitch" and many variations thereof. I kept my cool, but I really wanted to curse them out too.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

My ex-friend who used something I told her in confidence to attack me later. She was just a fake bitch who wanted popularity with her online persona. But I found out that she was just an asshole.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

There was this raging nice guy narusaku shipper who basically loved the smell of his own farts that kept crosstagging and laughing about how much of a cow Hinata was, that NH/SS were dumb fangirls projecting, and how smart he was for reading the 'highbrow, feast for the senses that is, Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto!". He cried on his podcast when he was proven wrong, so it was pretty hilarious.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

My ex-girlfriend took three large bookshelves full of my books and donated them to Goodwill without my permission.

Then she tried to tell people that I was stalking her and I might have killed her cat, in a desperate attempt to not look like the bad guy in this situation.

Regrets, I've had a few.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

My father.

He's not abusive or nothing. He's just a jackass.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Charles Glasgow, aka Chuckg from a number of Internet forums. Sometimes I reread the thread where he gets himself banned from tvtropes just to cheer myself up

Lisa Jaster

[(Anonymous)]

Just heard about this fuck-head today. She turned what should have been a great achievement for women in to statement that set's women back to the fucking 70's. Instead of being an icon for women, she's willingly turned herself into a straw puppet for the patriarchy. She can go to fucking hell.

Re: Assholes

[(Anonymous)]

Toss-up between the douchebag at work who constantly has to brag about how everything in his life is the best! thing! ever! and starts every shift by talking about how much money he made at his other job that morning, and cites every mistake anybody else makes as an example of why they suck and shouldn't be employed there, but always has some excuse why all his fuck-ups are somebody else's fault...

...and the tumblr brat who constantly sucks their own dick about what a tough independent badass they are while completely depending on their parents to pay all their bills at age 20+ and shitting on everybody who tries to be nice to them including the people who keep their boyfriend from being homeless and starving.

I honestly hope both of these fuckwads lose everything and end up eating out of dumpsters. Maybe together, because they deserve each other.