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Stress baking

[sparrow_lately]

Give me recipes y'all

Nothing too intense or involved as I am busy, poor, and hapless.

Re: Stress baking

[shortysc22]

Give me a starting point. Simple ingredients? Chocolate? I have a million recipes! I stress bake all the time. Any absolutely no?

Re: Stress baking

[sparrow_lately]

Minimal chocolate preferred, things that keep awhile are great. Thank you!

Re: Stress baking

[shortysc22]

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/christmas-rum-cake/

This cake is fabulous. I know you said you wanted something to last a while, but I find it doesn't last in my house past 2-3 days. Mostly because we eat it all.

http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/847839.html?thread=672828895#cmt672828895

These turned out really good.

I will keep replying here with more recipes.

Re: Stress baking

[shortysc22]

Do you like spices?

If so, these are amazing cookies.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/26211/pfeffernuesse-iv/?internalSource=search%20result&referringContentType=search%20results

They are a German holiday cookie and I actually prefer the cookie without the powdered sugar.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/11232/classic-butter-cookies-ii/?internalSource=search%20result&referringContentType=search%20results

For the butter cookie recipe, I use it to make a "thumbprint cookie" with raspberry jelly. Instead of almond extract, I use vanilla extract because it's easy.

Re: Stress baking

[shortysc22]

Basic sugar cookie recipe that is amazing.

Sugar Cookies (from the Better Homes and Garden cookbook)

2/3 C butter, softened
3/4 C sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 egg
1 Tbsp milk
1 tsp vanilla
2 C flour
optional icing.

Preheat oven to 375 F.

Beat butter and sugar in large mixing bowl.

Add vanilla, egg, and milk. Beat until well mixed.

Add flour and beat in as much as you can, then stir by hand. Stick in fridge about 2 hours.

On lightly floured surface, roll out cookies. Use cookies cutters. Bake 7 to 8 minutes.

TIPS: I'm lazy and usually make the dough one night and bake the next. I can't wait for butter to soften, so I microwave it in increment of 15 seconds. I chop the butter up before I microwave it. This makes the mixing process easier, but also means it takes longer to chill. Feel free to ask questions

I love mint chocolate chip cookies, so I created my own recipe! Using the above sugar cookie recipe, instead of milk, use 2 tsp mint extract and 1 tsp additional vanilla extract. While mixing the liquids together, I add green food coloring, but that's not a requirement.

Re: Stress baking

[shortysc22]

http://www.averiecooks.com/2011/04/no-bake-vanilla-cake-batter-chocolate-truffles.html

That's a no bake cake batter truffle recipe. An option if you don't want to use the chocolate coating? Buy peanut butter chips and have the outside be a peanut butter coating.

Re: Stress baking

[diet_poison]

I have a pretty decent recipe for banana bread if you like that! Also a pie recipe that is extremely simple and pretty easy.

Re: Stress baking

[sparrow_lately]

I'd love both!

Re: Stress baking

[diet_poison]

Okay!

Banana bread recipe copied verbatim:

1/4 c. oil
1/2 c. sugar
2 eggs
2 mashed bananas
2 c. flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
3 tbs milk
1/2 tsp vanilla
1/2 c nuts, optional

Mix oil and sugar. Add eggs and beat well. Add mashed bananas and mix thoroughly. Mix together dry ingredients and add banana mixture. Mix in remaining ingredients. Pour into greased and floured loaf pan (9x5). Bake at 350 for 1 to 1.5 hours, or until it passes the toothpick test. Enjoy!!

My notes: you don't bake it NEARLY that long, idek where that number came from. You can use 3 bananas instead of 2 for added moisture. Also I like to use chocolate chips instead of the nuts, or you can leave them out entirely if you want!

The pie is a really simple cherry pie recipe that's home assembled but easy because you use a premade crust (which is still a delicious thing, pie crust is so good). Get about six cups of tart petted preserved cherries - frozen and thawed is great but canned and drained works just fine too; I use three cans. idk where you live though so your can sizes might not be the same? idr the size offhand sorry :( and get a refrigerated Pillsbury pie crust (I'm sure you can use any brand but that's what I use).

anyway, stir this together with 1/3 c tapioca, 1 c sugar and like a teaspoon or so of cinnamon. Open the crust, lay out the bottom and dump the filling in. lay the top crust, crimp and slit it or whatever you like to do to pie crusts, and crack a single egg into a bowl and whisk it up for an egg wash. brush the wash over the whole pie (don't neglect the edges of the crust like I did last time lol) and then sprinkle some sugar on top. bake with one of those...crust cover things? (I am definitely not a professional baker) for about 15 minutes then remove that and bake until done...I want to say the whole thing took an hour or a little less when I did it? I'm gonna text my mom to make sure I have all my numbers right lmao.

it's fucking delicious. I love cherry pie.

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

I own the Betty Crocker cook book and use it to stress bake regularly. Ususally cookies cause they are pretty easy imo.

Not all are online but here are some of my faves

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/peanut-butter-cookies/6aa18699-bad1-442a-97bf-388003acce2d

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/snickerdoodles/7ffc92a9-d847-4869-9ecb-99de3b751b14

http://chickensintheroad.com/farm-bell-recipes/coffeespice-drop-cookies/

Re: Stress baking

[sparrow_lately]

Thank you!!

Stained Glass Cookies!

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/browse-all-recipes/stained-glass-cookies

Includes the satisfying stress buster that is crushing the crap out of Jolly Ranchers!

Re: Stained Glass Cookies!

[(Anonymous)]

Pro tip: Do NOT buy the Jolly Ranchers from the Dollar Store. They don't have as much color in them.

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

Boneless skinless chicken thighs + salt and pepper + olive oil

Put in a baking pan, bake at 375F for about 20 minutes, assuming you're starting with the thighs at room temp. Delicioso! Add any other spices you like, it's pretty hard to mess this up.

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, just realized you wanted baking recipes. Though I guess technically that was for baked chicken?

Re: Stress baking

[sparrow_lately]

No regular recipes are great too! Thank you!

Breakfast? Breakfast

[(Anonymous)]

http://whatsgabycooking.com/homemade-granola-bars/

http://www.midwestliving.com/recipe/muffins/maple-oatmeal-muffins

http://amyshealthybaking.com/blog/2011/04/21/zukes-alors/ (lemon-zucchini muffins)

http://www.thekitchn.com/cheater-recipe-159620 (apple cider donuts)

http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-sweet-potato-biscuits-m-143219

Re: Stress baking

[herpymcderp]

I am about to impart my super secret personal size chocolate chip cookie recipe (makes about 6 cookies).

1/2 cup all purpose flour
1 small egg or 1/2 a large egg, beaten
1/8 cup white sugar, overflowing
1/8 cup packed brown sugar
1/3(ish) cup margarine or butter
dash of vanilla or almond extract
pinch of salt
chocolate chips, nuts, m&m's, reese's pieces, whatever man

Heat oven to 375F. Cream butter, egg and sugars with salt until very light and fluffy, mix in extract, stir in flour. Add whatever add in you want. Mixture should be very sticky.

Don't be tempted to add leaveners! The air in the mix and the water in the margarine or butter is more than enough.

Spoon onto lined baking sheet. Bake 10-15 minutes or until golden around the edges or desired doneness.

Eat half of the cookies in a rage, then have the willpower to not eat the other half (maybe).

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

http://joythebaker.com/2011/03/cinnamon-sugar-pull-apart-bread/

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

Anzac biscuits are insanely easy and delicious. It's hard to stop at one:

http://www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipe/anzac-biscuits-L79.html

These condensed milk choc chip cookies are great if you've run out of eggs:

http://www.bestrecipes.com.au/recipe/cafe-choc-chip-cookies-L2067.html

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

I cup peanut butter, I cup sugar, preferably brown or superfine, I egg, I tbs vanilla extract, if you used white sugar and have some molasses tip that in, roll into balls or drop by heaped tablespoons onto parchment paper or greased cookie sheets, bake at 350 for 8 minutes or so, or use larger quantities and bake a little longer in full sized muffin cups.

If you can get caramel chips, since you said you don't care for chocolate, you can add a cup of those too, or any kind of chocolate chips including white if you don't mind white chocolate, or maybe shelled peanuts. Maybe even dried fruit--raisins for the pb&j effect? They keep okay if you wrap them in plastic, but even underbaked they go dry. If you like milk, dairy or not, they go good with it, the unbaked dough freezes well, and scaling them up is easy; most peanut butter here comes in 16oz jars, so I just double everything.

Re: Stress baking

[(Anonymous)]

3 beaten eggs, I cup flour, 1 1/4 cups milk, 1 cup any cheese, grated, 2 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp salt, 2 cloves garlic, chopped or pressed, 2 tbs olive oil, 1-3 small onions, chopped, or 1 onion and whatever other vegetables you like that go well with eggs and cheese; I've used broccoli, red bell peppers, chopped spinach, thawed frozen artichoke hearts, roasted tomatoes, and asparagus.

Mix and dump into 2 greased pie plates and bake at 350 for 30-40 minutes, or put in greased muffin tins and have individual servings, bake for less time, and check often, they should be a bit wobbly in the middle when you take them out, but starting to puff up a bit. They're good warm or room temperature and can be wrapped and frozen for reheating.

Bumble Berry Pie

[(Anonymous)]

This is my favorite kind of pie because it uses up my fruit and can include ANYTHIIIIING

Pie Crust (premade, for me)
fruit
sugar
cornstarch slurry (~1tsp constartch, 1 Tbsp water)
vanilla 1tsp/cap-full (because it makes everything better)

Prebake premade pie crust.

Through ~1/4 C sugar in a bowl.

Bumble around your kitchen and find your favorite fruits. For apples/pears and berries, clie slice 'n' dice to your favorite size and throw 'em in the sugar. For citrus, cut but save back for later.

Mix all the fruits with all the sugars and let stand ~20min, or until you no longer see sugar crystals but delicious water-o-fruit.

Add cornstarch slurry and vanilla, mix well.

Bake @375F or 20min. If the water-o-fruit isn't thick and sticky yet, bake another 10min. If still not syrupy, continue baking in 5min intervals.

When done and delicious, remove from oven, add citrus (if you bumbled into some), slice 'n' serve.

Re: Stress baking

[kaleidoscope]

Still accepting submissions? Here is my easy recipe for blueberry muffins, no butter or eggs required!

Oven: 350 degrees
Either use muffin cup liners or spray the muffin tin
Makes 12 muffins

1 1/2 cups of flour
1/2 cups of oats
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
cinnamon (I don't measure it, I guess a 1 teaspoon)

Mix that all together

Add to the same bowl
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup maple syrup
1 cup applesauce
3/4 cup frozen blueberries (no need to thaw)

Stir everything together! Like walnuts? Add them in. I've added flax seed too.

Spoon the dough into the muffin tin. Depending on your oven, it can be done anywhere from 18-25 minutes. I tend to cook mine at 22 minutes. Let the muffins cool 5 minutes before taking out of the tin.

Easy peasy!