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[ SECRET POST #3490 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3490 ⌋

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For any thoughts or realizations you've had recently.

I have got to stop masturbating in the shower, the electricity bill is un-fucking-believable.

What does water usage have to do with your electric bill?

Heating the water...?

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diet_poison - 2016-07-27 13:31 (UTC) - Expand

Ooooh.

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are there waterproof vibrators?

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All the people I've known who were insistent that only peods read shota and only zoophiles read furry or xeno, were all lesbians that read slash.

pedos*

Spotted the pedo bestialist.

#NotALesbo

#HateAllShipping

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da

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nayrt

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How... is this a comparison. You are literally a pedo if you are interested in shota. By definition. Just like someone who reads slash, by definition, likes two dudes fucking.

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The basic structure of the Hegelian dialect is formally analogous to one of the basic models of enlightenment: the resolution of two seeming opposites into a single coherent whole.

I was just reminded of the existence of this concept last night. What are the odds?

I misread this thread title as "showerhead thoughts."

My showerhead thought is that it's time to soak my showerhead in vinegar again.

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Too many more recent writers don't realize you can write history without romance being the central plot.

Or maybe - GASP - they just like romance!

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True of all genres.

I don't mind romance, and I don't mind writers including romance if they like. But so often, romance plots seem... slapped on. As though the author just assumes a romance subplot is obligatory.

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You could try historical mysteries. Unless they're doing it wrong, the central plot should be a mystery.

I'd be happier if more writers quit injecting romance into every genre as if it's ticking a box. It'd be different if they did a good job of it or if the romance felt like a natural extension of the plot, but often it feels awkwardly included as filler.

What´s the point of virus? They infect a host and the host dies and so does the virus. Of course they can spread and infect more people, but they eventually run out of hosts because they killed them and technically there are not more virus because they also died with their hosts. Basically they kill the host and die with it. That´s not practical or well thought at all.

On the other hand, the bacteria that help with digestion are very useful, they help their host and also get food and a place to live. That´s a more convenient design.

There is no design. Only propagation of effective mechanisms.

Is this rhetorical, or would you actually like an answer?

/microbiology student

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Well, there are still viruses, so evidently you are factually wrong.

I'm never going to get the kinds of men and women that I want. I've been alone most of my life and it is now depressing me. I don't know what to do. I been suicidal over it.

There's communities for guys in your situation (google "incel", only absolutely do not do that), but they all seem to be incredibly awful, so... I dunno exactly what to say. I guess what I tell those guys, which is understand that you won't get to fuck the people on the movie posters, and learn to fuck people in your league/vicinity?

Start being a nice guy and stop being a Nice Guy.

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