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[case]

Since it's come to my attention that certain communities have been purposely posting troll secrets for the lulz, I'm going to start getting harsher on what counts as a non-troll secret, especially regarding the fandom involved.

ETA2: No, this isn't only SPN fandom. This goes for everyone else, too.

Just a heads up.

And apologies in advance if any real secret posters get caught up in this.

Comments

[case]

Wow, it's been over five hours and you guys are still here.

[degrees.livejournal.com]

I've just been sitting here enjoying the fun. I wondered if their batteries would ever die down, but I think they're fueled by endless amounts of secret shame and super-duper-not-caring-while-actually-caring.

[case]

Why do you think I let the post go? HAHAHAHA

[infringe.livejournal.com]

Case! They think you actually care.

[case]

Let them? It's funnier that way?

[(Anonymous)]

LOL MISSING THE POINT?

[ashe-frost.livejournal.com]

Only a shitty mod doesn't care about what happens in his/her community. If you guys had better control in the first place and could keep up, this never would've happened.

Unless your ultimate goal is to fap yourselves into fandom wank. In which case, congratulations on the impending nature of your reached goal.

[tianar.livejournal.com]

BUT... I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN SIT THERE AND LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSE AT US ABOUT NOT-CARING-WHILE-ACTUALLY CARING WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SAME THING.

[case]

Do you think we actually bothered to check all the wanky comments or something?

New rule is in practice, this was a post to tell everyone so, that's all. Nothing's changing, cry moar, etc.

Keep posting, though, maybe we'll get onto f_w!

[degrees.livejournal.com]

It's not caring when you're just being entertained! But that's okay, you can believe that I actually care, I don't mind :D

[(Anonymous)]

I CARE.

BUT I'M NOT ASHAMED. WELL. I AM ASHAMED BY THE FACT I SOMETIMES GO TO /d/ OVER AT 4CHAN AND MASTURBATE TO THE TENTACLE PORN, BUT I AM NOT ASHAMED OF CLSPN.

[(Anonymous)]

WE WORK IN SHIFTS.

[tianar.livejournal.com]

I ACTUALLY JUST GOT HERE. I WAS AT THE MOVIES. SEX AND THE CITY WAS PRETTY AWESOME. THOUGH SOME OF THE OUTFITS WERE SCARY.

IT WAS WELL ADVERTISED TOO. I MEAN THERE WAS DEFINITELY A CITY. AND LOTS OF SEX.

[puppetmon.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD ROB SOMEONE. THEN YOU CAN GO SEE INDY.

[vichan.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD SEE SPEED RACER INSTEAD.

[tianar.livejournal.com]

I HEARD INDIANA JONES WAS FUCKING A. BUT IN THEATERS NOW? IRON MAN IS THE BEST THING TO SEE. LIKE EVER. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT MOVIE.

I HOPE YOU GET TO SEE INDIANA JONES SOMEHOW THOUGH. TO MAKE UP FOR THE SHITFEST THAT IS THIS POST. THE KARMA FAIRY SHOULD VISIT YOU.

[primreceded.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD RENT THE NINES SO I CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS SEEN IT :(

[puppetmon.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY, I JUST GOT HERE. I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED THAT I MISSED MOST OF THE FUN.

[ifyouweremine.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just got here a little while ago, so I'm kind of just kicking back and making myself at home right now.

Also, could you clarify what you mean by "certain communities have been purposely posting troll secrets for the lulz"?

*You posted a link to capslock_spn as evidence of this before you edited the post, but what other communities, specifically, did you suspect of such behavior? (You must understand that singling out one community like that was inviting wank.)

*What solid proof do you have that capslock_spn was doing this? Besides, that is, a f!s tag used for commenting on SPN secrets.

*What is a "troll secret"? By my understanding, a "troll" is a person whose intention is to cause dispute, but by your own admission these secrets were meant to cause "lulz"--that is, you believe that these secrets were made with the intention to cause laughs instead of arguments. Doesn't that mean that the secrets (because they were non-malicious) couldn't be from a "troll"? Or is "troll," here, a term you are using to mean "a person who is posting an insincere secret"? In which case, how do you determine if a secret is sincere or not?

*Even if it turns out that a bunch of people are making up secrets in order to get laughs, why is that a problem? Why make a lot more work for yourself and start a wank trying to suppress them?

[katabe.livejournal.com]

Your last question is what I have been wondering through this entire wank. I would understand if there were a ton of fakesecrets submitted every post, but the ones that I could tell for sure were from capslockers were pretty sporadic.

But Technophile seems committed to weeding them out now, so good look with that.

[(Anonymous)]

this comment proves you are a fucking moron.

[case]

Aww, come on, this post was full of wank already. Why not have some fun with it?

[(Anonymous)]

A+ for responding to one of the wanky comments instead the others with legitimate unanswered concerns and questions.

[(Anonymous)]

WE ARE ~ALWAYS~ HERE.

JUST NORMALLY WE LURK MOAR.