[ SECRET POST #533 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #533 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 402 secrets from Secret Submission Post #077.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - request ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - what??? ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

124, 135, 147, 157

[silentvoice29.livejournal.com]

124. Oh my god, Orange and White. Yes. ♥

135. I really love Poe. I was listening to Walk the Walk the other day, and guh, chills.

147. Me too :\

157. I couldn't beat it without help because I was literally afraid of Jabu Jabu's belly. I had to get my neighbor to beat that level for me. I wasn't even in the room.

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[lennoxmacbeth.livejournal.com]

10 Years? NOOOOOOOOO. T_T I feel old.

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[xreddestinyx.livejournal.com]

Pretty secret is pretty. Do you have the full image, possibly even the source? :D

Also, I kind of agree. Especially with pictures like that one. There's just something serene, profound and surreal about seeing someone laid out and eviscerated in a peaceful setting like that. It seems so bittersweet and final. That type of art give me a weird feeling of closure, and there's something chilling and beautiful about the contrast between the contrast between the calm nature scene and the blood/gore.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

102) Man, who wouldn't want to be an immortal play-boy who gets to unashamedly flirt (and more!) with anything that moves when he's not doing cool alien-hunting serious business.

136) But Live action porn doesn't have tentacles! :(

146) Meh, all that means is that you can't appreciate what makes his work special to those of us who do find him awesome. I'm sure I'd find some of your favorite authors equally uninteresting. That's just the way the universe works. Anyway, in case you are curious what they hype is about: he creates good, original thought provoking, imagination stirring, fantasy universes.

[(Anonymous)]

104. hahahah. funny troll is funny.

132. I wish this didn't sound so elitist. However, I still agree with you.

140. I guess it doesn't completely skeeve you out if you want to ship an incest pairing.

143. That's because you obviously haven't been reading the umpteenth other secrets that 'didn't know BNF means' or the fucking hundreds of replies that those secrets get that EXPLAIN it.

Use google, moron.

[(Anonymous)]

*high five* I thought I might get angry responses to this, I am so happy to see all the agreement. :)

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[zinnydark.livejournal.com]

I see a Steve in your secret, and thus I have to agree with you whole heartedly.

Because when I use my mind and take a step out of time, I can do anything that I want to do. ♥

[onidori.livejournal.com]

142. lol The first thing I saw on this secret was Poemy. D: And those dogs from Two Stupid Dogs.

N!S 1. Well, duh.

what. O____O

[yuumeko.livejournal.com]

129. As much wank this gets, I like hearing an explanation for the odder fetishes. Satisfying.

148. I request Rule 34 of this.

[(Anonymous)]

You only have to go as far ad encyclopedia dramatica to find it, how depressing.

[coloa.livejournal.com]

134. JESUS CHRIST LET'S MAKE A CLUB.

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[rekallthegreat.livejournal.com]

140. Wait, isn't that Vampire Knight? Aka the series where the main pairing is canon incest. It's probably not the best series to be into if incest squicks you.

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[scarbie.livejournal.com]

107. Snake's always been on my list but Old Snake is hot. Older men have a lot more character to their faces and that may be what's attractive to you.

115. *lol* Poor thing. Your dad sounds hot though.

144. Holy shit, man! I love this movie too. Like you I know it's silly and that there's plenty of plot holes but it one of those movies that is badass and sweet at the same time. Kurt Russell did a great job in this movie. The scene when he cries the one tear gets to me every time. *points to icon*

[(Anonymous)]

I have an INTENSE love of Tales of the Crypt. Hell, I've been renting the DVDs on Netflix recently. I don't care what anyone says, Demon Knight is a great film. And the Crypt Keeper is the coolest ghoul on the block. Chopping block, that is.

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[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, above is for 120. >_<;

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[arashi-tenkai.livejournal.com]

132. I look down my nose at people who call themselves slashers and say they "support gay rights" but think lesbians are gross. :/ And yes, real gay porn makes for better slash fiction. Yuss.

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[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

YES! That is annoying as all-out fuck! I can't tell you how many times I remember reading a slash writer's profile and seeing them go "Lesbians are creepy" or some other bullshit. And when trying to find a beta on FF.net (yes, bad choice, but I was desperate), I came across several beta profiles going "Will beta Yaoi, but *definitely* not Yuri". -3456 points if the profile said "will beta Het AND Yaoi, but not Yuri cause it makes me squirm", or something like that.

It was a sad day when I first discovered that writing/liking slash fic /=/ supporting gay rights. I thought the two came hand in hand. How naive I was back in the day...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bellisima/]

135. I love Poe too! Her music is incredible.

[forchancookie.livejournal.com]

141. I started watching that after I finished Patalliro Saiyuki. It's better that Patalliro Saiyuki, as it's the original. ^_^ I hope they keep putting out more episodes because it's really a great show, too great to be passed over because it's older.

[maraich]

If no one else works on it I'll keep working on it.

I'm slow but it's better than nothing.

[karate-girl.livejournal.com]

151. :[ bb just needs some lovins. he's all clean and sober now, i have faith in that :]

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[(Anonymous)]

150. I love you, OP.

And LOL at the people taking this secret seriously, instead of the blatant bat-shit crazy fandom parody it clearly is.

[ryahhime.livejournal.com]

110. Sorry bout your dad. I honestly couldn't sit through that whole movie, though I once was in a similar family situation and my father loves it. Seriously. It was like 5billion hours long with all that sand. My mind went on permavacation mode like half an hour in, and this is from someone who watched Gone with the Wind twice in a row.
115. I'm sorry?
129. Perhaps it's because the detachment of limbs/etc. relates to emotional detachment, which is what you seek from death? :/
143. Big Name Fan
147. I do the same with Gundam Wing.
148. I DO THE SAME WITH CARD CAPTOR SAKURA. How many times were you like "Shaoran is totally wishing he could just get with on with Meilin AND Sakura... and bring Yuki! Who'd bring Touya!... Oh God, I forgot they're supposed to be TEN!"

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[(Anonymous)]

TOTALLY ILLEGAL AND WE'RE LOVING IT.
...but noo Sakura is sacred! hopefully...

[childings.livejournal.com]

132 AGREED
138 Terrence Howard? He's a homophobe?
141 Pataliro is too cracked out though!

[(Anonymous)]

BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! BURN THE WITCH!

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[texmas.livejournal.com]

What cover does that refer to? I've always hated coldplay, but think that song is beautiful.

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[(Anonymous)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6k-99qcCE

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[(Anonymous)]

110. Lawl, my brother the movie buff made us all watch that, and I gotta admit, while it was pretty entertaining --and he wouldn't have been at all happy to know this, either-- I was too distracted half of the time by shipping Lawerence with every friggin' Arab in sight and kept missing things. Ha.

Y'know that one guy at the beginning? The guide? I was totally ready to have a new OTP 4 LIFE~!!!!11! -- but he got bumped off. :'(

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[ravenne-crion.livejournal.com]

137 - I've been reading a romance/thriler novel recently called "Close enough to Kill" by Beverly Barton. In this book one of the victims starts getting messages and gifts (including pictures of herself that were taken without her knowledge) and she considers this all "romantic" and the man that she believes is leaving them to her is just trying to court her in a very strange way. He's uber hot so that makes this stalkerish behavior okay in her eyes. where if it was someone else (which it was) it makes the behavior creepy.

TL;DR: Jus because the guy is hot, doesn't make his obsessive and stalkerish behavior healthy. And It makes me want to bang my head against a desk when female characters have this mind set.

157: I actually find it pretty easy to get Epona and am surprised that it's considered a hard task but like others have said, you need Epona. Though I always feel a little bit like a bastard if I don't save her from Luigi.

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[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Beverly Barton is good for that shit. I tossed one of her books across the room earlier this year for having such an dumbassed female character.

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

102. Nah, you're not otherkin. Otherkin aren't people who want to be a fictional character, they're the ones who believe they somehow really are a fictional character, or are deeply connected to them to the point of being this world's alternate version of that character. That said, it's no big to want to be someone else. I think almost everyone goes through that at some point.

104. Probably some people will automatically, but it depends on HOW you ship them, really. As long as you don't think Light is a wonderful sparkly bishie and either L will forgive him or redeem him with his luuuurve, I won't "o rly?" you. XD

105. You are not. Why does everyone think the only thing that is in fandom, or the only thing anyone wants in fandom, is porn? 99% of those of us who do love porn don't JUST want porn, geez. WRITE MOAR AWESOME FLUFF.

114. ... What. Is. It. With the overwhelming tons of people who think that liking characters as lovers means you can't like them as friends just as much? *WEEPS GAR TEARS GD IT* They are awesome best friends! There's nothing wrong with liking both fic of them as friends, of them as rivals (which they also are), and fic as lovers- liking one doesn't mean you can't like the others too. They're not all exclusive things.

123. Fuck yes on both counts. \o/

130. The only reason I really want a next-gen system is for Eternal Sonata? XD Well, okay, Portal too, and maybe Half Life 2. But Eternal Sonata most, dammit!

131. WHY IS THIS A SECRET? 8D I approve so hard, yessssssss ♥

132. Well, uh, easy explanation here? IRL, I am not attracted to guys. Total lesbian here, at least sexually. There IS something different about reading about it, or about looking at drawn pictures. Gay porn in fiction does it for me, slash doujinshi and art does too, I like the plots in those when I can find them a LOT, but seeing real life men is just utterly uninteresting for me.

134. On the one hand, I feel for you. On the other, if I like about someone, I tend to gush at them about the things I like- while trying to make sure "this isn't boring you, right? just tell me to shut up if you want D:"- because I want to share things I like with my friends. It'd be a lot more so with someone I loved, I can tell you that. Maybe he just wants to share something he loves with the girl he loves? Think of it that way, and it might be easier to listen. ;)

135. But... when you walk the walk, you gotta back it all up. You- can you talk the talk? (: ♥

TRANSLATION: I AGREE UTTERLY~~~ Poe rocks.

146. OMG YOU'RE SO EDGY. YOU'VE SHOWN ME THAT- wait I have no idea what you were even trying to show me. Lol, gtfo, dumbass. You don't like Neil Gaiman, then don't read his stuff and don't go into his fandom. Maybe try letting people like what they do like.

(Plus, whoaaa total disagreement: "most overrated fantasy author ever" for me is probably Piers Anthony. Some of his books are pretty damn good, most are just... what. And yet I still don't mock his fans! Or think I'm better than them because I don't like him! Gasp!)

Plus plus, if you're basing your entire opinion of him on Sandman... which is completely different from even American Gods (which it most resembles), which is completely different from Stardust (which was very different, but cool!), which is completely different from Interworld (which no one has ever heard of lol), which is completely different from Neverwhere (which was also completely different, and GD AWESOME), which is completely different from Good Omens (which is Terry Pratchett)... then you're being a kind of presumptuous brat to hate all his stuff to the extent that you trash on his fans. Maybe grow up a little?

And all that said, I still don't think he's the best ever. That title is reserved for Pterry. (:

156. That is like... the cutest fantasy ever. :>

request: JYUUMONJI

That said: I had never considered those two before! But kashfakjfh cute pairing would be cute. I need to get back into this series so I can drabble For Great Justice~

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[likespring.livejournal.com]

132. Seriously. Sometimes I even like shows like Queer as Folk or some real guys kissing. But aside from that, no. Keep it above the waist, boys. I do not want to see anything below that.

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[needjunkie.livejournal.com]

I'm almost 20 and I've been rediscovering my love for Tales From the Crypt watching the daily showings of it on the Chiller channel. No one my age ever knows what the hell I'm talking about.

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

103. Super best friend fic is far, far too rare. Slash is awesome and all, but some pairings with a canon best friendship (Stan/Kyle, House/Wilson, Colin/Ryan, I'll stop about now or I'll be here all night) don't appreciate what's already there as much. I wish there was moar of it.

110. And my admittedly juvenile reaction to this secret was naught but whoa, there was buttraep in that?!

113. Or you, being well-versed in theory, will apply it well and everyone will think you're a total slut!

117. Link plz?

129. You should be a mortician.

132. I think several slashers have seen gay porn or two. Xtube is not that hard to find.

135. POE! "Control" and "Hey Pretty" are my favorites. But more importantly, hey! A Poe secret!

136. Alexxxxxxxxx. Olivia Wilde = my girlcrush. Especially as a blonde... *sigh*

137. "He beats himself up whenever he hurts her."

Healthy.

158. Morals are morals, no matter where you get them from.

Unless you get them from Charlie Manson. That may be problematic.