[ SECRET POST #4021 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4021 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Jurassic World]


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03.
[Hugh Jackman]


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04.
(Aurelio Voltaire)


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05.
[Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]


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06.
[Pokemon (games)]


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07.
[J.R.R. Tolkien and his wife Edith]


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08.
[Movie: The Shape of Water]










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Comments

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General comments:

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[(Anonymous)]

nobody here but us chickens

[kaijinscendre]

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A CHICKEN!

[bur]

pwuk pwuk pwuk pwuk pwuh-KAAAAW

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man I bought eggs from Fresh Thyme Market today. Their receipt has items listed by category and they have eggs under dairy.

So... they think eggs come from cows now??

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBSWmIr9u-w

[dahli]

[mimi_sardinia]

Oooh, yum!

[syncing_feeling]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huzyhfFdpUQ

[comma_chameleon]

[(Anonymous)]

I was sitting in the coop with a chicken on my lap when I read this.

What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

^^^^^^^^^^^

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[kaijinscendre]

I hated the rule that if ANYONE got into a fight during lunch, we were all punished the next day by having a quiet lunch.

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

In high school, you weren't allowed to have even OTC meds on your person. I was like fuck that, it's allergy season and I need antihistamines to function, goddammit...

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

In my middle school, each grade was divided into teams. So for instance, if you were in sixth grade, you were in team 6A, 6B, 6C, etc. Only kids in the same "team" could eat lunch together, and even then, you had to pick what table you ate lunch with by the second week of school. Supposedly to manage overcrowding. And you got a warning if you broke the rule.

I think this made it even harder to make friends, TBH. I never had anyone to eat lunch with, because I could never eat with kids I actually knew.

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

In elementary school, we weren't allowed to hang out in groups larger than three because "it encouraged bullying". In middle school, no Yu-Gi-Oh cards because they "encouraged gambling".

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

Bandanas were not allowed because they were gang symbols. I didn't know about the rule until a teacher told me to take off a bandana I had tied over my head because I was having a bad hair day. The bandana was pink and had the Barbie logo on it (I wore it ~*ironically*~). Despite the fact that absolutely no one was going to seriously think I was announcing my gang membership with that bandana, I took it off without argument. Still, I like imagining that somewhere out there was a gang that chose pink Barbie bandanas as their symbol.

My high school actually frowned on all head coverings that were not of religious or cultural significance, so baseball caps, knit caps, and so forth were not allowed indoors.

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[philstar22]

My elementary-high school was a religious school. So fairly strict dress code that really only applied for girls except that boys couldn't have piercings or hair below their ears. You could get in trouble for "inappropriate books" (once got in trouble for reading something I found in the school library). What little sex ed we did have always separated boys and girls. Girls couldn't do anything that might be interpreted as "tempting" boys. Any student leadership position was only for boys.

I hated my school so much even then.

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

Not my whole school, but one teacher I had wouldn't let us say the word "suck." At all. Even if we were talking about literal sucking of the non-sexual kind, like the fish in the class fishtank that sucked the side of the glass. She'd give us a detention mark if we called it an algae sucker. It was bizarre.

Re: What weird or annoying rules did your school have?

[(Anonymous)]

No pagers or cell phones.

"They're for gangsters and drug dealers"

Dear Mr Principal Dude,
We are rural school served by 1 town, 2 villages, 3 hamlets, and countless farms. We have no gangs unless you count Leafs vs Wings sports rivalry.

Maybe the drug dealers bits were true, but the drug dealers I knew didn't have cell phones either. It was the early 2000s, 3/4 of the school still had dial-up internet and lived outside of areas with cell reception.

What do you want a sequel or spin off for?

[(Anonymous)]

Can be a logical one or just some off the wall fantasy sequel you want.

Movie Club Discussion Is Open!

[kaijinscendre]

Come discuss The Last Unicorn with us!

Good Netflix shows that fly under the radar...

[(Anonymous)]

So in other words, NOT stuff like Stranger Things, anything Marvel, The Crown, Orange Is the New Black, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt or any previously popular shows/movies that are now on Netflix. What good shows do you like that aren't getting as much buzz?

Dream House

[(Anonymous)]

What would your dream house be like, if you had a billion dollars to spend on it? What would it have in it.

Fic Rec/Search.

[(Anonymous)]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^