[ SECRET POST #4136 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4136 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.



__________________________________________________



02.


__________________________________________________



03.


__________________________________________________



04.


__________________________________________________



05.


__________________________________________________



06.


__________________________________________________



07.












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 23 secrets from Secret Submission Post #592.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. https://i.imgur.com/F8bBGjF.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Well, you probably have an impregnation kink, but that's OK, there are worse things

[(Anonymous)]

They literally say in the secret that the relationship between the term 'seed' and pregnancy and fertility horrify them, what're you talking about?

OP here

[(Anonymous)]

Nope. Nothing against people who choose to have children IRL but I don't like to read about it in fanfiction and definitely NOT as a kink.

[(Anonymous)]

Too romance novelish for me personally, but I can see the appeal.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't mind "cum" all that much, but "jizz" sounds incredibly childish to me. Every time I see that word I can't help but imagine a 15-year-old boy saying it and laughing.

[(Anonymous)]

All of them are instant back-button material for me.

'Cum' is just crass, 'jizz' smacks of immaturity and 'seed' is just romance-novel tier trashy.

[(Anonymous)]

Same for me.

[(Anonymous)]

So what word would you have writers use?

[(Anonymous)]

I agree. Problem is, I can't really think of a euphemism that doesn't gross me out!

[(Anonymous)]

If I'm looking for something dirty, crass words hit the spot. If it's a plotty fic, then release/poetic descriptions/ come spelled as it is do just fine.

[(Anonymous)]

different - er, strokes for different folks. I like 'cum' because of the crudity of it while 'come' as a noun turns me off since for me it only works as the verb. 'Seed' is good for the pregnancy kink as well as, weirdly perhaps, a kind of 'marking territory' kink for me. 'Semen' is okay and I'll take it simply because it breaks up the use of the other nouns. 'Jizz' is childish for me and doesn't work at all. A lot of times you can get away with not writing the noun at all and just concentrating on the action but I personally like the mental image as a kink so -

its kind of a catch 22 considering there's a real limit to the number of words you can use without getting purple. Same with just about any genital word and I have yet to find anything sexy to use in place of bellybutton that doesn't sound like sixth century Chinese poetry about women parts and lotus flowers.

[(Anonymous)]

What's wrong with navel?

[(Anonymous)]

"I have yet to find anything sexy to use in place of bellybutton that doesn't sound like sixth century Chinese poetry about women parts and lotus flowers."

As someone who studies classical Chinese poetry, haha holy shit lmao. What a perfect description!

[(Anonymous)]

are you Me?

seed is from the bible or something

[(Anonymous)]

That is simply your preference, though. To my mind, jizz is a great word. So is spunk and cum. Seed is...eh. Kind of old testament and so not very hot to me.

[tabaqui]

I agree that both 'cum' and 'jizz' are 100 percent offputting.

I just prefer 'come' or describing the orgasm - i don't really need a concrete descriptor of what's going on as i...know what's going on (and bodily fluids aren't really all that sexy).

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I like the word 'seed' too. I tend to stay away from 'cum' and 'jizz' as well, so I get where you're coming from.

genitalia words are ick too

[(Anonymous)]

Especially female ones. I hate pussy and cunt, and vagina sounds too clinical.

Dick is cool for dudes. Cock... eh, maybe sometimes. I really like penis for some reason but fandom doesn't.

...not that this has anything to do with your secret really -- except I agree with you about cum and jizz! What's wrong with semen?

Re: genitalia words are ick too

[(Anonymous)]

I'm with you on pussy and cunt. "Quim" sounds too medieval to me, though I've seen it used, too. I prefer "cock" over "dick", though.

Re: genitalia words are ick too

[(Anonymous)]

I think 'cock' is better than 'dick' for porn. I think 'penis' is nice when you're describing it outside of the action but like... I just wish more fanfic talked about casual nudity and like, when it's soft but it's there?? Like... if it's hard and it's active, 'cock', 'dick' can go either way, 'penis' is just a nice soft friend that you're allowed to touch if the other person says you can and maybe you just get to see him hangin' out in the shower or lying in bed and you like him, he's cute, he makes you smile. But if you've had your hands on him for a while then he's probably more of a dick working his way up to cock?

(but let the penis be cute 2k18 it's not all about big rock-hard fuckers give me the cute genitalia content)

(also ugh there's no good word for lady parts. 'her sex' sounds so like... period piece smut somehow but it's not offensive or overly cringey. 'Vulva' is nice enough, like 'vagina' is always clinical and sometimes downright inaccurate, but I don't mind reading about someone going down on a vulva, a little attention to the clit at least. Only certain character viewpoints does 'pussy' sound acceptable, like it's so cringeworthy to me I can only write a cringeworthy character even thinking the word? 'Lips' works but can be confusing, and 'lower lips' is RIGHT OUT somehow)

Re: genitalia words are ick too

[(Anonymous)]

Words cannot express how much I utterly loathe "pussy". Just fucking hate it. Almost makes me recoil in disgust when I hear people use it IRL.

[rosehiptea]

I use "seed" when I really have to but mostly I try to avoid using anything (sticking to verbs instead of nouns) because I don't really like any of the options.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. I mean, seed... works in certain contexts for me I guess. 'Release' works. 'Come', but never 'cum', and 'jizz' is something a twelve year old boy says when he thinks he's worldly/edgy/cool/grown-up, the polar opposite of sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

"Jizz" is just awful but "seed" is so much grosser than "cum/come," it just brings to mind some alien laying eggs in your stomach or smth