[ SECRET POST #587 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #587 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 95 secrets from Secret Submission Post #084.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[iamsmall.livejournal.com]

169. ..There's a *birthing scene*?

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

Yes. In which Bella vomits blood (she's still human; she had to drink it to nourish her half-vampire baby) and Edward performs a cesarean with his teeth.

No, really. I am not making that up.

131, 169

[ghn-hitokiri.livejournal.com]

131 - coming from someone who greatly appreciates Wicked and live and dies for Harry Potter...DO IT DO IT FUCKING DO IT I WOULD LOL SO FUCKING HARD.

169 - lol, Cannibal Holocaust. All I'm sayin'.

115, 116, 163, 184, n!s 1, n!s 2, n!f 1

[singing-sparrow.livejournal.com]

115. LOL Watchpeanuts.
116. OMG ARDETH BEY IS SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTT.
As an avowed fan of the first two movies, I must admit, he's the other reason I saw them... besides my Egyptophilia.
163. Damn, Anon, quit drinking the Haterade! What do you rely on for entertainment that is so lofty and highbrow, above our humble shows?
184. ROWSDOWER. HEEEEEEEEEEEH.
N!s 1. I just saw that. For the fucking win, man.
N!s 2. Oooh, I haven't seen that in the longest time! I keep forgetting Gyllenhal's in that... before he snagged Oscar noms...
N!f 1: That should be a standard feature...

115

[ann89103.livejournal.com]

I'm not in agreeance with your secret, but I must thank you for the fabulous pic you used. I haven't LOL'd that much in ages!

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[(Anonymous)]

get the fuck out of my fandom, faggot.

118

[(Anonymous)]

troll.

102, 105, 122, 140, 143, 163, 174, Not!Secret 2, Not!Fandom 1

[arcadiaego.livejournal.com]

102: Mine too. :)

105: I do too, but he was still good in TDK. And they're not really similar roles...

122: Ok, 5000 people will have said this before me by now but Watchmen isn't by Frank Miller and the song isn't new.

140: Oh, that line really got to me. Poor Gordon!

143: Offends? Angers? Why such strong feelings?

163: You mean 'popular', not 'fad'. e.g. Comic Books have been read throughout the 20th century, King has sold millions. Etc etc.

174: I'd rather meet him than Gaiman's Death, that's for sure.

Not!Secret 2: I love you. :D

Not!Fandom 1 is The Princess Bride.1

OP #140

[(Anonymous)]

I think it was one of those could-be-really-cheesy-but-turned-out-awesome lines, haha.

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[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

[smartamy15.livejournal.com]

105. I think I agree with you.

130. That's absolutely adorable and fantastic!

166. Somehow, I think people will make that a thin disguise for Valjean/Javert... *facepalm*. Anyway, I LOVE that video! NPS is hilarious.

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[(Anonymous)]

I don't get it. :|

[xevochic.livejournal.com]

120. I hated that series, but I feel bad for Jacob.

121. It's okay, SMeyer, it's not like anything in fanfiction is original anyway.

123. Me tooooo and I don't even ship them. D:

124. If you want him to do it...

130. Weird...I didn't realise memory was a skill.

154. Most of those icons are hilarious.

155. Every time I look at Cillian Murphy's lips, I wish I could makeout with him at least once. His lips look like they'd feel fantastic...

169.

172. More like thanks to the fandom. The series lacked a significant amount of smut.

179. Oh lul.

re: 169

[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

ffff I kinda love you right now.

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[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

114.) I don't even know what those are, but now I do too.

118.) ffff

124.) Who wouldn't and well, technically it'd be consensual. Unless for him, that is, lol.

141.) WILLEM DEFOE IS DELICIOUS.

171.) Fuck yeah Ledouche!

184.) Goddammit and now I want to, too!

[(Anonymous)]

169. ilu cannibal holocaust!

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[keruchu.livejournal.com]

146: DITTO'S MYSTERIOUS MANSION FOR THE WIN. <3

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[kuroimegami.livejournal.com]

Oh my god the love. I miss you, Early Edition and your psycho cat, please come back! D=

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

102. Hating Tara should be a crime. A CRIME.

105. I wish I could quit being so serious.

114. ... does that picture of whatever they're doing count as Rule 34?

116. THE MUMMY! Third one needed moar Rachel Weisz. And moar Jonathan, always moar Jonathan.

136. I WAS JUST DISCUSSING THIS YESTERDAY. YES. NOW. Though maybe dub-con.

140. And that line reminded me of this!:



143. ... then don't read it? I think Hammer and Horrible had more chemistry than Horrible and Penny. Hm.

145. I get the first one confused with the smiley face from Evolution.

154. LJ icon stealing is the best sort of theft ever!

156. I Believe In America (And So Can You)!

163. Trying too hard, bb.

Re: 140

[(Anonymous)]

LOL I KNOW THAT GUY! He went to the same high school as me...2 grades behind I think.

God that is hilarious.

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[pikabot]

118. Why hello there, pathetic.

159. That was the point at which I realized that the series had lost my interest, because she was my favorite character, and when she died I didn't feel anything. Not outrage, not annoyance, not sad, nothing. I just didn't care.

163. I'm curious: is there anything you do like?

[animeshen.livejournal.com]

118: Thank God I don't have to worry about you in my dating pool, then.

163: What kind of life can a person lead when they so clearly hate fun?

163, not op

[(Anonymous)]

different people do have different definitions of fun, though.

[chaoticchicken.livejournal.com]

121. STEPHENIE MEYER, IS THAT YOU? You dirty whore.

[slowpurple.livejournal.com]

MY FIRST THOUGHTS.

No lie.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

118) What the hell are you trying to use 3D women for? O_o

121) Blatantly stole as in you wrote the same words and actions in the same circumstances with the same results, or blatantly stole like every TV show that has done a "Groundhogs Day" episode. Most of what makes a fic good is the execution, not the base idea. Harlequin has been ripping off the same basic plot for all 2 billion of it's books. If a formula works...

122) What does Watchmen have to do with Frank Miller? Bwah?

133) Try reading the King in Yellow.

136) I'd go for that.

143) I don't think your ready for fandom. Come back when you can put some perspective on things.

157) Secrets like this make me really appreciate my fandom friends. They are right with me encouraging me to enjoy the tentacles and genderswitch. You sound like you could use a different, more mature group to hang with. One who doesn't take fandom so fucking serious.

158) I like Supernatural for the plot and the world. I could care less about shipping the dudes.

163) That's fine. I probably find the books and shows you enjoy to be boring as all crap. To each their own.

169) Okay, that's just uncalled for. Blech.

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[miss-kate18.livejournal.com]

#122 - Yep, sometimes I sit through entire movies that don't interest me in the slightest, just because there's going to be a Nine Inch Nails song in there somewhere.

#155 - Nope, you're not alone. :)

#180 - Well, yay for difference of opinion. I guess they've never saved your life.

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[abrandnewboom.livejournal.com]

155. OH CILLIAN. OH CILLIAN. <333333333333
163. XDDD SO...YOU HATE....EVERYTHING? You're adorable. XD
165. No one with any taste can say no to Eccleston's 9. Screw 10, 9 is the winnar.
181. wayne_crane!

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[gethenian.livejournal.com]

I just have to say... it's kind of sad that 5 shows and 3 authors or whatever constitutes "everything". You DO know there's other stuff out there, right? Like, unimaginably immense mountains of it?

[elfinpiper.livejournal.com]

109. I was cheering for Nakatsu the whole time, in spite of its obvious futility. There was way too much magical pixie dust floating around Sano and Mizuki for him to get through, even though he was the more original character… and not such a typical “perfect boyfriend” stereotype.

181. What’s lame about her? She’s noble, she’s female, he likes her, OH GOD MY HEART BLEEEEDS!!!

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

118. I can has troll? *eyeroll* Anime girls cannot suck your dick, you know.

131. This fan of both would not kill you. In fact, this fan would read and squee, because Elphaba (esp. book!Elphie) + Harry = WANGSTSPLOSION.

152. You are not alone in wanting that suit. My two main feelings coming out of that movie were "Hoshit that was a fun one" and "OH MY GOD I WANT ONE OF THOSE THINGS. *imagines zooming around nearest big city*"

175, 188

[wickedlady101.livejournal.com]

175. OMG that is the best CRACK ever!!!
188- I agreee in fact I still haven't watched it. :(

175 OP -don't feel like being anon

[adoricrack.livejournal.com]

Oh why thank you.