[ SECRET POST #587 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #587 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 95 secrets from Secret Submission Post #084.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

180

[charliequinn.livejournal.com]

I've had major depression for twenty years. If it wasn't for anti depressants, I'd be dead.

So yeah, I think you and Tom Cruise are way crazier than I ever will be.

Re: 180

[childings.livejournal.com]

I take a mood stabilizer and an anti-psychotic every day. If I wasn't on them, I'd probably be in jail somewhere. So I agree with you.

163, 166, 178

[allyndra.livejournal.com]

163. Wow. Trollish.

166. That video clip was the only reason I gave How I Met Your Mother a chance.

178. Breckin Meyer & Seth Green FTW! How is it even possible to be that awesome?

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

118. Good. It's better that no woman is subjected to you.

120. No he doesn't. He's the biggest Gary Stu of all time. They're perfect for eachother.

129. I wonder why most women in fandom are sexist.

152. I have no idea why so many people think that Tony Stark even approaches the label of "decent human being."

161. It was sorta sad right up until the JPOP BALLAD AND ZACK BEING LIFTED OFF INTO THE SKY TO BECOME AN AAAAAAAAANGEL. Seriously, though, I don't get why people are crying. There was nothing final about his death. It was completely devoid of any sense of loss. He ascended to some kind of heaven that was never supposed to exist, and Cloud went on to finish his unfinished business. Everything is resolved. What's there to be sad about?

176. This is true of at least 80% of the people who claim to hate wank.

180. Why?

129

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

129. Ya know, the original comment looks a lot like feminism to me. A kvetch about the sidelining of female characters? Commonplace in fandom, and quite right too. That said, for all I know, this Phoenix Wright thingo is just bursting with effective, active, breathing women.

163, 164

[jimmyrabbitte.livejournal.com]

163. You're probably a blast to have at parties, and are beloved by all your countrymen. Why are you posting on Fandom Secrets if you don't appear to be interested in any fandom at all? And when the fuck did Doctor Who (which forty-five years old), Stephen King (who first published in 1973), Terry Prachett (first in 1982), and Comic Books (time immemorial) become "fad" fandoms? What the shit is wrong with you, you anonymous jerkoff? If you want to be joyless and bitchy because your friends enjoy things, then you probably need to reassess your life's priorities. Or at least do it to their faces.

In conclusion, and in the words of Warren Ellis, "choke on my fuck."

164. Pendergast is a Gary-Stu. He's the best at everything ever and women love him and he has unlimited resources and even his eeeeevil brother comes back from the dead to help him because, gosh darnit, he's just such a cool guy. This book sucked, and you know it.

Re: 163, 164

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

163. Half of the works mentioned don't even have big fandoms, anyway! I never guessed that Stephen King was the "hot new fandom" now. And why should we give a shit whether or not the OP gives a shit about Terry Pratchett's health? I- Uh.

Secret hurt brain.

Re: 166

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Same here. I mean, they kissed in episode one! C'mon! I felt vaguely guilty about it, because Lily/Marshall is adorable beyond belief, but then came the Barney/Lily episode, and I began to ship that too. Now I ship Barney/everyone indiscriminately. XD

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[dangerousdame.livejournal.com]

That's Alan Moore, not Frank Miller.

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[charliequinn.livejournal.com]

I hate Frank Miller, too.

SO IT'S A GOOD THING THAT ALAN MOORE WROTE WATCHMEN.

Re: 122

[filthe.livejournal.com]

LOL.<3

[ldkirby.livejournal.com]

163 - I call troll.

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

103. In this way, the internet could never fail you.

115. It sure as hell is brilliant. Nite Owl is so Charlie Brown, though.

144. And how. Possessed! Chicken!

149. Ha ha ha! Oh, I love this secret. I’m sorry, but I really do. And I can relate, too.

155. You’re kidding, right? Are you actually asking that question? I don’t mean to be, well, mean, but… wow. Yes, there are Batman/Scarecrow shippers. Like… everywhere. In the mall. Under your bed. Dancing in the streets.

160. That describes an awfully large amount of writers, both of fan fiction and of published works.

163. I never knew 24 had that big of a fandom; I always thought it was one of those series that got large mainstream attention, but not a lot of fandom-push. Like Desperate Housewives.

184. My Rowsdower’s come to save me!

155 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just saying that after TDK, almost everybody and their brother ships Batman/Joker.

And sure yes that is a great pairing for the violence, angst and chaos, but I just wanted to know if there was anyone who loved Batman/Scarecrow too.

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[ee-snarkings.livejournal.com]

113. I cried too ;_; I wasn't around for most of the six erased hours, but when I went back and read it...oh man.

Nothing brings people together like almost being crushed by that creepy moon.

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[subsisted.livejournal.com]

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[grimmjizzle.livejournal.com]

YES

YES


I am loving that honeysyn icon down on the left hand side btw


and that gant one


oh and the kamina one

[yami-chan.livejournal.com]

119. Wow, Early Edition. I haven’t thought about that show in ages. Now I kinda wanna watch it again.

122. Uh… Frank Miller didn’t write Watchmen. Alan Moore did. He doesn't have anything to do with the movie either to my knowledge. He's spending his time destroying The Spirit movie.

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[archerstar.livejournal.com]

HEE. Oh, that last line made me sporfle.

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[subsisted.livejournal.com]

People other than the players involved and their IRC friends read that?!

I AM VERY PLEASED TO MAKE YOU CRY. <3 .... (And I was bawling too. Icon appropriate.)

I'M ONTO YOU 121

[(Anonymous)]

Re: I'M ONTO YOU 121

[(Anonymous)]

FUCKING PLACEHOLDER

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[betta329.livejournal.com]

OMG IT'S STEPHENIE MEYER!

JK JK

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[haleysings.livejournal.com]

................

NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT

[sugarcane-moon.livejournal.com]

133. I'm currently reading it, and I've discovered I can't read it before bed because I have nightmares.

184. ROWSDOWER!

[antiva.livejournal.com]

118, 180. oh god lmfao.

[kyaa.livejournal.com]

116. ARAB NINJA YES

118. lulz

184. AAAAAAAAAGUUUGUUUGGHHH HAHAHA I KNOW I KNOW. I just rewatched that episode the other day. (My brother named his car after Rowsdower).

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[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

102. I cannot stomach her. I wasn't happy when she died, but only because whenever Willow cried, I couldn't not cry along. But I was glad to have her gone. YAY, KENNEDY.

105. I agree.

116. ME, TOO. Yum.

148. Nah, second season sucked. Sorry.

158. *applauds*

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[nezbit.livejournal.com]

Except... you know... Frank Miller didn't write Watchmen.

120. This secret made me crack up. Edward is really contrived, but I hated Bella ten times more.

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[liltingkricket.livejournal.com]

Icon = WIN.

112;115;125;147;149.

[top-hatted-girl.livejournal.com]

112. Now I’m going to cry. If this podcast ends, my life will, too. How pathetic is that?

115. Okay, the picture you used for that secret is so much win.

125. Blerg.

147. *gasp* NOT THE TOAD!

149. Hey, me too.

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[kinosino.livejournal.com]

Two to four of today's secrets I suspect to be trolls, but I'm too damn lazy to clutter up my list with extra numbers.

103. Hell yeah. One of my RP OTPs is built on snark and smut. That said, I don't watch that show, but... snarksmut! Hell yeah!

104. Maybe they just like you and wanna be around you? Maybe they think you have good taste, so they try to keep up on the stuff you're into? Maybe you're just paranoid and it's all a big coincidence...

132. No idea what show this is, but... a kiss censored from broadcast? The fact that it was there at all to be censored lends credence to your position. Morans.

151. Well, without a fem!Sorrow, it wouldn't work anyway.

163. Doctor Who started broadcast in 1963. Terry Pratchett's first Discworld book was published in 1983. Gaiman's Sandman comics started in 1989. If these were fads, they've been sticking around an awful long time. The other stuff I don't feel as qualified to speak on, but time shall tell with those as well.
...but, uh, feel free to kick around the new!Who fans. ...I keed, I keed. :3
And if you go up to people saying "I hate this!" they're going to talk your ear off trying to figure out why and trying to get you to not hate it. If you just say "Meh, I don't care for it," people will take it a lot better.

183. Glad to hear the Joker affected someone in a way more meaningful than "omg new kink!".

n!f 1. THAT IS SO FANDOM. WHAT FAILMOD SAID IT WASN'T ALKSHDGLKSGSAG RABBLERABBLERABBLE It's as fandom as answering "I love you" with "I know"!

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[elithewho.livejournal.com]

112. I KNOW RIGHT!? but what infuriates me the most is that they have the Twilight podcast and talk about Twilight all the time (maybe just some of the time) and i wish they could just stay with what i love them for! harry potter!

133. well its not a magic book? try shooting heroin. that would give you what you seek.

180. i can't believe any argument absolutely. prescriptions are obviously not appropriate in every case. but in some cases, they just are. what cruise said about brooke shields when she took anti-depressants for postpartum depression was just wrong. postpartum depression is very dangerous. and it helped her, so what the hell? also, schizophrenia? can't be cured by vitamins no matter what anyone says.

180

[(Anonymous)]

schizophrenia? can't be cured by vitamins no matter what anyone says.

Case in point:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elli_Perkins

[soaker87.livejournal.com]

not!fandom 2- Wong!
101. Somehow that's kinda funny.
126. XD. That's awesome.
132. I loved their relationship. Totally a couple.

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[postal152.livejournal.com]

105. Oh man, I just got that movie today. And I agree.

120. This picture is SO amusing. xD

131. LMAO, now you *have* to write it!!!

144. YES. THANK YOU, person I don't know. My friends have all read his books - I tried to read one and was like, "Seriously, guys?"

148. No, it was just awful. The second season wasn't building up, it seemed more like it was just... watered down blah. First season they were *always* building up to the finale, from the very beginning - the bomb, remember? Second season storylines were obscenely boring, IMHO, and you didn't even hear what they were supposed to be saving the world from until about 6 episodes to the end.

163. Wow, what *do* you like, then, that's so deep and omgmeaningful? ....Have you even watched Lost?

165. Haha, that is one weird dream. xD

148

[(Anonymous)]

Everything WAS leading up to the finale-- which they ended up WRITING OUT. Which was supposed to be about Adam letting the virus loose and Maya ending up saving everyone.