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Are there any food you really like and have tried (and failed) repeatedly to cook?

Inspired my million gazillionth failed attempt at cacio e pepe (which I binge ate anyway and now feel gross).

Choux pastry is really hard *cryface*

Yes! I've tried making it a couple times and it always sucks.

yeah it is

Any kind of bread.

What went wrong with your cacio e pepe?

globby cheese

always with the globby cheese *sobs 4ever*

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(Anonymous) - 2019-03-21 13:46 (UTC) - Expand

I cannot make cake. It is incredibly sad when I try. It is so, so sad.

I can't bake for shit. Even from a box. So I feel your pain.

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bur - 2019-03-20 23:33 (UTC) - Expand

Cookies.

Weirdly, I kick ass at any other baked goods.

it's usually easier to bake cookies than, say, cake or bread, what's wrong with your cookies? maybe I can help

cheesecake.

fuck yeah, that's a tricky one

UGH SAME. I'm staring at this recipe I plan to try next week after payday and I'm so fucking intimidated. how many eggs?? what's this with the tinfoil and the water bath and uhhhhh?

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(Anonymous) - 2019-03-22 01:47 (UTC) - Expand

This one has never failed me...

https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/recipe/052544/philadelphia-classic-cheesecake

French macarons, custard pies, bread.

Macarons haunt my dreams. I can never get them right.

French macarons used to be my Everest, but a couple weeks ago I had another itch to retry and it makes so much sense now. Keep trying!!! I felt SO amazed when I made my first successful batch! Tips I have: be patient, plan meticulously, try to have things organized and prep as much as you can, underwhipping or overwhipping the egg whites was my first big hurdle so I imagine a lot of bakers have the same issue and what I learned is to make absolutely sure your egg whites do not come into contact with any kind of fat before and during the whipping and make sure you get stiff peaks in your mirengue but don't overwhip, when doing the macaronage make sure you are mixing well and don't leave streaks of meringue on the bowl or the spatula (pay close attention to the meringue!), and instead of wondering what "flowing lava" looks like do the figure 8 method. Buzzfeed had a video that really helped illustrate it for me (the video as a whole has some great tips):
https://youtu.be/MjVgIXccYXA?t=204

Also, bang the hell out of the baking sheets when you're done piping the macaron batter. Like, do it A LOT. Releasing air bubbles out of the macarons helps in the baking so much.
Parchment paper is a lot easier to deal with. Took me a little over a dozen batches before I felt confident enough to start using silpat mats.
Oven temperature is no joke. I'm still fiddling around with the perfect temperature and bake time for my macarons. As you get better you begin to nitpick. You want prettier feet, you want smoother tops, you don't want hollow shells, etc. and a lot of that tends to fall back on oven temperature and baking time.
Oh, and lastly, don't fret too much about the sifting and using a food processor, especially if you're still just trying to get pretty macarons that don't crack and have feet. Sift the powdered sugar and almond flour once and get rid of the clumpy stuff and you should be fine. Sifting two or three times is for those who are dedicated to absolutely perfect looking macarons, but sifting the sugar and flour once each won't ruin the whole process. I freaked out about that a lot early on, but now I realize some people made way too big of a deal out of it.
Just kidding, real last thing, you don't need cream of tartar. I used cream of tartar the first few times I successfully made my macarons, but I was getting hollow shells. I read one blog where the writer said she felt cream of tartar heightens the chance of hollow shells more than prevents it. Instead, I focused more on the perfect timing for a stiff meringue and the oven temperature. I've had more successes with no hollow shells without any cream of tartar.

Please continue your macaron baking journey! Once you get past that wall baking macarons is a lot of fun.

Peanut satay sauce. I cannot get the depth of flavour and texture right or I make it so spicy I can barely have any.

if you want advice...

I would say cook slower and lower and constantly dip the back of a teaspoon in to temp check.

Took me a long ass time to balance that all out myself.

Pie. I fail at the crust, and the inside always ends up too watery.

I will cop to cheating and using ready made pie crusts. Have you tried putting a little arrowroot in your fruit pie filling? that often helps it not be runny.

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philstar22 - 2019-03-21 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

I advise cooking longer on a lower heat.

Does it have to absolutely be a regular crust?

(Anonymous) - 2019-03-21 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

Lasagne. I have tried twice and failed spectacularly. Am now banned from trying in my house and so have no other chances to try really. I panic when trying to balance the roux, the sheets and the mince part.

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I fucked up the finish on a Le Creuset dutch oven trying to make sesame halvah (instead it was sesame cement.) i’ve never tried anything with laminated dough, but I’d like to, assuming I could borrow someone else’s entire supply of patience for a week.

I have a terrible time with yeast. I can get pizza crust right, but everything else either doesn't rise enough or, on rare occasions, winds up over-proved and kind of collapses. I've checked temperatures and read all the tips and I swear everyone else is muttering secret incantations over their yeasted goods to get them to rise properly and they won't share the secret words with me.

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