[ SECRET POST #4535 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4535 ⌋

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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 09 secrets from Secret Submission Post #649.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Official clickables thread.

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General comments:

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As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

Favorite "as seen on TV" product from childhood!

Re: As Seen on TV

[kaijinscendre]

I never had one but I loved the Magic Bullet commercial. Especially the lady in the night gown who was smoking.

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

"Hi, I'm Jerry Baker, and I'd like to introduce you to the Garden Weasel"

https://youtu.be/jwLxN8IKy3s

Re: As Seen on TV

[el_regrs]

The knife one where the dude slices the pineapple in half, midair.

Actually, I don't really care about the products. I just love seeing the different ways the commercials basically show how we as people are too dumb to take care of ourselves, haha.

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

Chia Pets ride or die

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

Lee Nails or Ginsu Knife

I am an Olde.

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

Shamwow, honorary mention.

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

How come no one's mentioned the Slap Chop guy yet? XD

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

“Head On! Apply directly to the forehead.”

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

CLAP ON!

*clap* *clap*

CLAP OFF!

*clap* *clap*

CLAP ON CLAP OFF

THE CLAPPER!

Re: As Seen on TV

[(Anonymous)]

Anything from Danoz Direct.

"Buy this product and get a free set of steak knives."

What movie do you wish had a sequel?

[(Anonymous)]

Or game/book?

Re: What movie do you wish had a sequel?

[(Anonymous)]

Buckaroo Banzai Versus The World Crime League... someday

Re: What movie do you wish had a sequel?

[(Anonymous)]

Barbarella (1968)

Re: What movie do you wish had a sequel?

[(Anonymous)]

Just finished A Matter of Oaths by Helen S. Wright the other day and wish it had a sequel... alas it's an almost 30 years old book now.

Re: What movie do you wish had a sequel?

[(Anonymous)]

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Re: What movie do you wish had a sequel?

[philstar22]

I loved Solo and wish it was going to get a sequel.

Why are you tired?

[(Anonymous)]

Physically and existentially.

Re: Why are you tired?

[(Anonymous)]

I stand on my feet 7 out of the 8 hours a day that I'm at work. Today my mid back actually went numb. I'm off tomorrow tho, thank God. And I tend to stress if a coworker is having trouble of some kind, worrying a bout whether or not they're going to be ok. Yeah I'm pretty exhausted.

Re: Why are you tired?

[(Anonymous)]

In a so far fruitless attempt to prove to my doc and myself that I’m not a fat lazy lump, I’ve walked an average of 6.7 miles a day so far this year. Also, lately I’ve been attacking the weeds in the park strip (I live on a corner, so I have 2 sides to do) with extreme prejudice, and my arms, hands, back, and shoulders all hate me for it. The pile of weeds to be composted is now bigger than I am.

If you could get a lifetime supply of one thing

[(Anonymous)]

what would you choose?

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Games thread!