[ SECRET POST #646 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #646 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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102.
[Diner Dash; webgame]


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103.
[Brothers Grimm; movieverse]


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104.
[Transformers; movieverse]


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105.
[X-Men; Polaris]


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106.
[Fullmetal Alchemist]


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107.
[Pushing Daisies]


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108.
[Torchwood]


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109.
[Wicked]


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110.
[Matilda; movieverse]


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111.
[jPoD (not a fucking iPod)]


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112.
[Doctor Who]


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113.
[Closer (2004)]


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114.
[Team America World Police]


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115.
[Watchmen]


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116.
[House MD]


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117.
[Total Drama Island]


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118.


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119.
[Indiana Jones]


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120.
[Godzilla?]


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121.
[Code Geass]


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122.
[BNFdom?]


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123.
[Torchwood]


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124.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!; Mukuro]


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125.
[Axis Powers Hetalia]


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126.
[Days of Our Lives]


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127.
[Repo! The Genetic Opera]


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128.
[Yaoi; Seme/Uke; Okane Ga Nai; Yukiya Ayase]


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129.
[Canadian politics; Stéphane Dion]


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130.
[The Rose of Versailles; Lady Oscar]


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131.
[Simpsons?]


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132.
[Watchmen]


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133.


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134.
[*secret comms]


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135.
[Avatar: the Last Airbender; Aang/Katara]


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136.
[Fanfiction; m-preg]


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137.
[Hipsters?]


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138.
[Matt Damon; politics]


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139.
[V for Vendetta]


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140.
[Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger; Lestat, Tyler Durden, Joker]


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141.


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142.
[Kamina Jesus]


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143.
[Misha Collins]


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144.


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145.
[True Blood]


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146.
[Devil May Cry series; music]


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147.


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148.


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149.
[Watchmen]


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150.


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151.
[Code Geass]


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152. [repeat]


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153.
[Kino no Tabi]


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154.
[CSI:NY]


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155.
[Ed Westwick; The Filthy Youth; Gossip Girl]


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156.
[X-Men; Rogue]


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157.


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158.
[Bleach; Byakuya]


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159.
[Bleach; Kubo Tite]


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160.


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161.
[Little Women; Louisa May Alcott; Jo/Laurie]


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162.
[Ugly Betty/Gossip Girl]


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163.
[Yaoi; Boys' Love]


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164.
[Desperate Housewives]


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165.
[House MD; Cuddy]


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166.
[Twilight]



Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 16 pages, 397 secrets from Secret Submission Post #093.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 - repeat ], [ 1 2 3 - people need to make a lookalike comm ], [ 1 2 - what ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

CLXI

[atelierlune.livejournal.com]

161. She did it on purpose, you know.

117

[mahkia.livejournal.com]

117. Oh GOD, I know! I hate that show, and yet I find myself shipping things left and right, and it sickens me! >.

125

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Someone hasn't been checking their local kink meme - split personality Civil War America fic exists. :D

125 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen it now...

However, as stated in the secret, I wasn't thinking of pairings.

But thank you for showing me that the idea exists. <3

124

[dynastic.livejournal.com]

124. I totally understand how you feel, anon. :(

[akai_senshi.livejournal.com]

116. YES.
117. Total Drama Island is the show you like to hate…but you strangely can’t stop watching.
122. You shouldn’t bully people. *hugs*
128. ILU <3
142. Aww, Kamina Jesus!
147. I can see it. He looks kind of like Old!Frank Sinatra…
151. You and me both, my friend.
163. May I suggest yaoi_rants? We rant about that crap here. And we’re all a fairly sane set of yaoi fen, we assure you. And if you're not scared of coming out of hiding, I'd like to friend you. SO HARD.

[redseeker]

104. X3
119. I would so read that omg
128. Yeah~!
139. Seconding the quoting Shakespeare bit, totally ♥
146. LOL wth ?
166. This secret is so ugly o.o

But really. These fandom subtitles things have to stop. Even if "Kamina Jesus" did make me smile XD

[inner-ch1ld.livejournal.com]

102. My grandmother loves that game.

103. Incest in fiction can be sexy. Incest in real life or non-con in fiction makes me squirm.

109. Book!Elphaba is better.

110. Oh god! I read a naughty fic on AFF with them (honey/matilda). Oddly enough when i was young I wonder what it would be like to live with my teachers.

134. lol.

138. Yay.

140. I still drool over Tom's Lestat. I also found him very attrative in the famous black turtle-neck Scientology video. mm mmmm I'd convert if I could worship Tom's sexiness.

166. this makes me want to write a shit ton of hate mail to Stephanie Meyer. >.

icon love!

[slightlynutty.livejournal.com]

zomg, nemi! <3

132, 136, 145

[sillygichan.livejournal.com]

132) I would if I didn't know he's her dad. Otherwise, ew.
136) His penis needs to be sticking out from under XP
145) I haven't looked yet, but then I'm stilling reading it *dokidoki

[stargirl176.livejournal.com]

116. Sadly, yes :(

[cleverthylacine]

116. Let me guess. You're going to the misogyny place. It will not surprise you that I think you are dead wrong that any of this is evidence of FANDOM MISOGYNY OMG. I love House, but the fact remains that Cameron was written in such a way as to make me think TPTB wanted her to be hated. First of all, they gave her a fucking crush on House and she acted on it even after he treated her like crap. I know that it is considered "misogynist" nowadays in fandom to want female characters who aren't supposed to be totally bitchy and aren't warrior women to have backbones, but as a woman, I do not think a portrayal of a woman who is everything that the patriarchal ideal woman is and still loves a man and wants to be with him even after he's treated her worse than dirt is "feminist". Cuddy manages to be compassionate and even say no to House sometimes without being a fucking doormat. I like Cameron now, but in S1 and S2, he was annoying. For similar reasons, I agree that Wilson would be less popular if he were female. If Wilson were female he would be exactly the same doormat that Cameron is, only worse. However, this characteristic is less annoying in a man, because men don't grow up constantly being compared unfavourably to boys like him while being appalled at the shit they have to shovel, and women kind of like seeing a man have to go through the crap that we're expected to take without breaking a nail. However, I think that Chase? Would be INSANELY popular if he were female, provided of course that the actress was as hot as Jesse Spencer (because people are shallow) and that, just like Chase, the character still showed absolutely no sexual interest in House. The problem is, no network would ever allow that to happen. If Chase had been female, and had been just as unprincipled as Chase is, one of three things would have happened: the network would have forced her into a love interest role like Cameron and blunted her edge; the network would have made the abuse Chase went through as a child and the sexual exploration of his teens and twenties and the kink he was into all horrible trauma that they would have used to explain why she was like that, like Bela Talbot or Tasha Yar or any of a dozen other characters of this nature, none of whom were ever a tenth as awesome as they had the potential to be because the network cut them down to size; or she would have had to die, like Amber.

TL;DR: House fandom is not misogynistic but I kinda think the writers might be.

122. <3333333

123. If you don't enjoy it, it's not a healthy relationship.

134. LOL yes.

136. UGH UGH UGH yes. Just tell her. My friends all know I won't read mpreg.

145. I don't know where the fic is, but you do know there are books, right?

161. I think you're far from alone, seriously, this is a secret?

165. My favourite "Jewish pride" fix on TV is Numb3rs, but Wilson and Cuddy are also awesome. :)

145 OP

[(Anonymous)]

OMG RLY?
Because I'm not a part of fandom at all, let alone able to read the opening credits.

101, 108, 112, 136, 139, 156

[theorclair.livejournal.com]

101 - it gives you new interests, and that's good. Honestly, the crazy stalker types are a lot worse, and I bet the actors for the most part don't mind fandom.

108 - don't give up on that. I bet it'll happen when you least expect it.

112 - fandom stuff has saved my life before. You're not alone.

136 - it hurts my brain as well. There are only a few things I won't read at all, and that's one of them.

139 - that is wonderful. Go you. (and good luck with that search!)

156 - don't be ashamed. I've done an embarassing number of things only because characters I like have done them.

143

[plainjanejones0.livejournal.com]

143. TOTALLY not my type, dude. But no, I would never say he's ugly.

148, 161

[courtknee.livejournal.com]

148 - IDK what this is but I see John Henson and I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING!!!!!! I loved him from Talk Soup and I miss him dearly... I still utter Hensonisms on a daily basis. Ugh.

161 - JUST FINISHED LITTLE WOMEN FOR THE FIRST TIME ON FRIDAY. OMG I am SO annoyed they didn't get together. And Louisa May Alcott even SAID that she did it on purpose because people writing her asking her to marry the two of them got on her nerves. UGH.

HOLY FUCK SERVED IN HOLLANDAISE SAUCE A REPO THE GENETIC OPERA SECRET

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

102. I remember watching my sister play that. I do like diners, though.

110. Usually I am tolerant of ships. But this is Matilda. Roald Dahl is spinning in his grave.

116. You're probably right.

127.

136. It looks shooped, but... it's not.

137. I do the same thing. Sort of. I mean, not EVERYTHING, but most things that hipsters take over. I know when to abandon ship. Unless I really like that ship, and then I stick around because hey, it's a nice ship, and just because pirates have invaded doesn't mean we can't share some rum and party in Tripoli, right?

139.

143. Same, but with Michael Cera. I just... he doesn't click with me.

147. That smile is the smile he smiles before he smilingly rapes his not-really-smiling victims. |:-D

156. Elbow-length leather gloves?

Hm. I'd prefer something like silk or lace, but I guess leather ain't bad.

163. ... MADNESS.

Re: 110

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, Roald Dahl would never agree with anything that disturbing. :P

102, 159

[doumyoujitsukas.livejournal.com]

102: ...she's the reason I want to work in a restaurant. ^^" It probably wouldn't be the same though, huh? XD

159. Woah, that's a drastic change. I didn't even notice...

[misty-days.livejournal.com]

163. "Do Boys Moan When They Have Sex"?

...Haha oh wow! I'll have to check this place out.

[(Anonymous)]

165. Why do you need to feel "better" about being Jewish? What's so terrible and awful about being Jewish???

OP of 165

[(Anonymous)]

I just feel that as a religion it's very anti-women, and as I'm surrounded by Orthodox people I can feel very negatively about that sometimes.

163

[(Anonymous)]

...There are sane people in that forum, I swear -_-; I never hang out in that particular sub-forum though, because DEAR GOD THE SHEER IDIOCY IT BURNS. If it weren't for a select few friends I've made there I'd have nothing whatsoever to do with that place (I mean, hybris much? Naming the place "Aarinfantasy" when that's your own damn nick?! And then there's the fact that 80% are leechers who'd never buy the real thing, 90% are immature morons, there's uncredited stolen fanart all over the place, and... okay, I'll stop now.)

145 (again)

[sillygichan.livejournal.com]

OMG! If you haven't read the book yet, you'll love it! Everything fanfiction could bring but straight from the author!

145 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm waiting for the season to end to start reading the books. Mostly so I won't be irrationally angry over every single thing they change, which I generally am with books-to-movies (or in this case, TV shows). It gets harder every week, though.

115, 127, 132,

[a-proclivity.livejournal.com]

115: Well, given the way Adrian was fanboying for Jon...I can see it.

127: Repo! GR/Amber all the way.

132: Dude, that scene just plays wrong knowing that it is Laurie's dad, but eh.

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

#113 - I could not agree more. Even the acting was pretentious. I only watched it for Natalie and she was the best part, though underused.

166

[(Anonymous)]

LOL 100 HOURS IN MSPAINT, UGLY SECRET IS UGLY.

Re: 166

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Srsly. Lame.

165

[(Anonymous)]

Re: 165

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus loves you. Turn to him and be healed.

what 2

[museycaly.livejournal.com]

YES.

Is it bad that it makes me like him just that little bit more?

XS

115 132, 147

[theminitank.livejournal.com]

115 & 132- LMAOO! Secrets like these are making me seriously afraid for what the Watchmen movie fandom will be like.

147- How can someone not respect him??