[ SECRET POST #796 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #796 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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102.
[College Humor: Jake and Amir]


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103.
[Metalocalypse]


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104. [repeat]


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105. [repeat]


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106.


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107.


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108.
[Kristen Stewart]


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109.
[Yume Nikki, Masada/Madotsuki]


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110. [repeat]


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111.
[Lovely Complex]


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112.
[Blur]


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117.
[Zelda: Windwaker]


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120.
[Top Gear]


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140.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]


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142.


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143.
[Timothy Treadwell, from the documentary "Grizzly Man"]


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145.


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147.
[Paul Merton]


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148.
[Apocalypse Now]


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150.
[David Cameron / George Osborne]


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151.
[Athena/Diomedes]


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154.
[Tropic Thunder]


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155.
[Race to Witch Mountain]


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160.
[Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles]


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162.
[Kari Byron - Mythbusters; Medusa - Soul Eater]


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163.
[actors of "Into the Wild"]


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164.
[Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson (Russian series)]



Notes:

If some of the images are broken, it's tinypic lagging.

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 136 secrets from Secret Submission Post #114.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[valorously.livejournal.com]

116. I think I would have given up on that series if not for the Egoist subsection. Hiroki ended up being the only character I cared about/sympathized with (and Nowaki by proxy), and hot damn, I can relate. ♥

lol, I'm probably not a bastard, per se... but I think his character is a pretty accurate description of why I would probably not make the best literature professor. :3

131

[missperkigoth.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you know a fictional fix.

We shall send them to the Danube at dawn.

133

[agentphillips87.livejournal.com]

You know, reading the comments I'm starting to feel like a freak for not having thought it was a kilt

[(Anonymous)]

149. I don't envy your position. Well, I do because your Civics teacher sounds hot, especially if you're comparing him to Kakashi, but as someone who has always had a thing for student/teacher pairings it'd be hard not to get interested in that in real life. Please tell me you are no longer in 8th grade though. I ship KakaSaku as well but always always always with Sakura being of legal age. It can be fun crushing on teachers though, just... don't actually go there, you know?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, Mr. R was HOTT. Average height, lean build, wicked sense of humor (which is the first thing I look for in a man), etc...

Okay, yes, I had a major crush on him when I was 12. Still do in fact, but I'm 20+ now and he wasn't ever the type to take advantage of any woman, let alone a prepubescent girl.

[hector-rashbaum.livejournal.com]

118 - SMeyer did nothing to your friendship; take a little responsibility for your own actions

114,118

[morriganangelus.livejournal.com]

114 - Wow, butthurt much?
Are you even watching the same show? Donna always stood on her own two feet and snapped (slapped may be a better word) Ten back to reality when he got out of hand. She challenged The Doctor in ways Rose and Martha never did. Try watching S4 again without your blinders on.

118 - SMeyer didn't ruin your friendship. You ruined it by being petty.

114

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care about how capable she was at bitchslapping the Doctor. It doesn't change the fact that she was incapable of having an identity without him.

139

[sanguinolent.livejournal.com]

139 - Hot damn, now I really feel like starting to watch Venture Bros.

139 OP

[tenshihitomi.livejournal.com]

DO EEEET.

Srsly, it's one of the funniest animated shows I've ever come across (and I've seen a LOT). You can even watch it for free on Adult Swim's website.

[numbuh12.livejournal.com]

118. If that was all it took to ruin your friendship with her, then there wasn't much behind it to begin with.

164. Word^^ I was technically a H/W shipper before I found that series, but it definitely helped. And you should be able to find all of the videos for that series on Veoh; they all have English subtitles.

And go read Katie Forsythe fic. You won't be squicked out by her.

130

[puritybrown.livejournal.com]

130: The fact that (spoilers, highlight to read) DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR YOUR PAIRING.

I mean, I can understand the appeal! God knows Naomi is the best female character in Death Note. Not that that's hard, exactly. (Usually when fans say "I ship yaoi because the female characters are so awful!" I just chalk it up to misogyny, but in the case of Death Note it's pretty much true. I hate Misa. I hate her so much.)

Re: 130

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Misa's not worth the energy. Hate the writers.

#134

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

I don't want to get involved in your personal conflict with kijikun, so I'll just say this:

I saw so much Gundam Wing badfic back in the day it's amazing my eyeballs didn't melt and run down my face, and it never seemed to hurt that fandom (or HP, or SGA, or Mag7, or SPN, or Weiz Kreuz, or Smallville, or Naruto, or...). A certain percentage of badfic is the price you pay for having more than a couple dozen people in your fandom, and I suspect that a good look through ff.net's Ironman section or the various movie-verse comms would net you even more badfic, considering that there's a greater volume of fic in total.

It's also the price a fandom pays for having people who aren't old enough to drink in it -- there have been several OOC or just Not Very Good fics posted where I strongly suspect the author was only a teenager, because OTT emo!Tony crying because Steve doesn't love him is exactly the kind of stuff I would have eaten up with a spoon when I was fifteen. Those fans will eventually grow out of it, and in the meantime, it's not their fault that they're young.

Of course, for all I know, my fic is among what the OP considers "bad," in which case my opinions or bad vs. good characterization will be moot to him/her. Seriously, though, crack fic and weepy!uke!Tony fic have been around pretty much since the get go and the fandom still manages to exist.

If DCU fandom can survive a zillion fics where writers hook their Mary Sues up with the Joker, I think cap_ironman can handle people posting some mediocre stuff.

Also, I don't know about anyone else, but the godawful porn fic from hell with the silver ribbon tied around Steve's equipment kept me amused for *days* (wich doesn't make the plagarism part any less Not Cool).

Re: #134

[(Anonymous)]

I think the OT defended Kiji before technophile deleted the thread.

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[oohasparklie.livejournal.com]

That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. Grow up and get your friend back. You should be flattered anyone thinks highly enough of your stupid ass to ship you with anyone.

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[negiramenofdoom.livejournal.com]

Now that I have that out of my system - that sounds terrible, and I'm sorry. I've got no experience in the marriage or even relationship department, so I'm afraid I can't offer advice or anything. ._.

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

117. you know you can go outside to get more potions and fairies, right? maybe you don't have enough bottles? or enough heart containers?
what works for me is to try separating one from the group to kill it using the parry attack. they're slow, it should work. :B

[shiplizard.livejournal.com]

Ooh, there's a pretty decent strategy to beat the knights if you don't mind leaning on the boomerang like a crutch.

Parry their helmets off, get them chasing you in a line, z-target the last knight in the line, and then boomerang. The boomerang will stun all three of them, and you can grappling-hook loot the pockets of the knight in front. Once you've done that (you may get a heart or two out of it), boomerang-and-attack them one at a time. (Slice armor off, boomerang, sword attack, boomerang, maybe put a bomb down and boomerang the guy until it goes off...)

Now the knights in Twilight Princess, THEY were some pain.

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[tenth-bananas.livejournal.com]

106. Now I want fic too!
108. I'm a fan of hers BECAUSE she disses all of the Twitards. Kinda mean, but whatever.

[shesarebelyell.livejournal.com]

107. Good comparison. I felt bad for him too, that Dahlia is such a piece of work. D:

108. What exactly did she say about her fans?

125. FUCK. YES. 100% AGREED! ; ; I was faked out so fucking hard by the latest movie, I thought that white oufit and staff was her Bankai. ; ; And yes, I will cosplay her damn Bankai. XD (I won't fuck it up, I promise.)

135. I actually think they do have chemistry in that scene, despite only having seen the clip of it, and I'm fairly upset that actors are giving these characters who have no chemistry, actual chemistry now.

145. You're confusing me, but I'm so tired of Rorschach x Nite Owl simply because Rory (lawl) is so damn conservative.

149. I adore him. He's one of the only parts of the show that's still interesting to me... he deserved a better end. :/

145

[(Anonymous)]

I must say, though, 95% of the Dan/Rorschach fic has Rorschach being pretty self-loathing/disgusted about any homosexual feelings he's having, at least at first; his homophobia arising in part from denial of his own feelings seems a plausible interpretation. But no big deal if you don't like the pairing.

[aliaras.livejournal.com]

151: Oh whoa, I see it! (ohgod, I should go back and ship everyone from my freshman hum class. That's not Achilles/Patroklos.)

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[akashasheiress.livejournal.com]

I love Donna and dislike Doctor/Rose, as do most of the Whovians on my flist.

[biocaam.livejournal.com]

107. OMFG
WILL
NEVER
UNSEE
EVER

115. It’s the beauty of interpretation. :D

130. Story of my life.

137. LMFAO, this is golden.

145. I honestly thought it was just an awesome bromance.

146. My inner literary nerd is CRYING.

157. I’ll go with the explanation that you posted it somewhere and that you just forgot about it. Happens to me all the time. It’s the interbutts—it’s easy to forget these things.

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[quod-scripsi.livejournal.com]

OP, you win the best secret of the week award.

--j

[bluejessie.livejournal.com]

114. Dear Butthurt Martha fangirls:

Please leave Donna alone. It isn't her fault your favourite character is sorta pathetic. At least yours has the possibility of coming back without some sort of crazy retcon.

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[hoshika.livejournal.com]

Please don't act on your emotions.

Teacher/Student relationships in fiction is hot...but it's just...complicated...in real life.

Re: 149

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm 20+ now and I haven't seen Mr. R in 11(?) years and there was NEVER anything between us (beyond me, because of my massive crush on him, calling him by his first name after I graduated from middle school). No worries there. I'm not a twelve year old hyperventalating over a man twice my age (anymore anyway). He's just my dream man because he was hilarious and attractive and loyal and sweet and...

Yeah, he's pretty much the standard by which I judge all other men and find them lacking. Oh, and the source of my May/December fetish.

134

[(Anonymous)]

Bad characterization is not what makes me ashamed of this fandom.

Re: 134

[(Anonymous)]

I could do without that one creepy anonymous troll with a hate on for kijikun, myself. And the lame-ass hate meme.

139, 159

[tavalya-ra.livejournal.com]

139. SO WOULD I.

159. For me, it's gotten to the point where I don't like to tell RL people that writing is my number 1 hobby and I consider it my serious hobby. Because seriously? Slash for cartoons! That's my serious business!

139 OP

[tenshihitomi.livejournal.com]

ALSO DR ORPHEUS:x

114

[leelakin.livejournal.com]

Zomg not true.
I really liked Martha and wasn't shipping Ten/Rose at all, the pairing annoyed me, especially in the 2nd season.
And I thought Donna was AWESOME.

145

[omorka.livejournal.com]

145: I don't ship it, but I can see it from here. Especially the movie versions.