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That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)I went to Coco Fresh Juice & Tea earlier, which is a bubble tea chain, and I ordered a brown sugar pearl latte. I didn't try it until I got home, and then discovered the drink I'd been given was just milk. So I took it back, because it was an expensive drink and Coco is only like eight minutes walk from my house. But when I got there and clarified that I'd ordered a latte and I'd gotten milk, the girl on till was like, "Yeah. That is a latte. That's what you ordered."
I'm fairly good at (politely) asserting myself as a customer, so I gently pushed to have the drink replaced and they did it. But I just...?????
By definition a latte is steamed milk with espresso. If there is no espresso and you call it a latte, you are going to confuse so many people!
I am by no means a bubble tea expert (I'm not a novice but definitely not an expert either), and under most circumstances I would cede that maybe I was just ignorant of the finer points of Taiwanese beverages. But the latte (or cafe latte if you wanna be traditional) is a beverage of Italian origin, and it has a definition, and if you are calling it a latte when it's just milk and no espresso then that is...not a latte.
I am just so bemused by this.
Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 01:08 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)(A “cafe latte” will get you coffee with milk.)
Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 01:56 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 03:05 am (UTC)(link)Or, if the drink I’d ordered had been called “milk” in written Mandarin, Taiwanese Hokkien, or Hakka, then--well, I wouldn’t have known what it said, but I would’ve asked and found out it meant “milk,” which would’ve been an accurate name for what the beverage was.
But since I ordered “A Brown Sugar Pearl Latte” in west coast Canada, where the dictionary definition of a Latte is “A coffee beverage of Italian origin made with espresso and steamed milk,” the thing I got was, by definition, not a latte.
Which, to reiterate, is not a big deal. It's just very baffling. Like, if you walked into Starbucks and ordered a Cinnamon Dolce Latte and they gave you steamed milk, and so you brought it back like, "I ordered a latte," and they were like, "Yeah, that's a latte, that's what you ordered," I assume you'd find that odd. And if you wouldn't find it odd, well, you have a high bar because having worked in a coffee shop before, I can tell you that most people would find it perplexing.
Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 06:02 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 06:05 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 09:12 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 09:23 am (UTC)(link)When you are in a coffeeshop or cafe, the "Latte" option is usually listed on the menu under "coffee drinks" or something similar so it is obviously the milky option of a coffee. If you are in a milk tea/Boba shop and there is no coffee on the menu you can not expect there to be coffee in your drink and it doesn't matter at all that a CAFE has a coffee latte. That's a misunderstanding that nobody is to blame for but your own assumptions.
Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 02:26 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)What're a couple of your favorite flavors?
I don't tend to opt for coffee flavored bubble tea, I guess because I feel like if I want fancy coffee I'll go to Starbucks. But I really like Coco's Brown Sugar Pearl Milk Tea, so I thought I'd mix it up and try the latte version.
The T&T I go to has pre-made coffee flavored bubble tea, and I sometimes get that, but that's about it on the coffee front.
Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 04:40 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 06:21 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 07:12 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 08:42 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 11:14 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 08:44 am (UTC)(link)Re: That's not what a Latte is, but okay.
(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 11:50 am (UTC)(link)