[ SECRET POST #6595 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6595 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 44 secrets from Secret Submission Post #943.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and while I'm definitely not the world's greatest expert at secret design, I'll try my best. Please note that long comment secrets can be difficult to make with a good end result. Most of the time, I'll give it a shot but might not be able to make secrets where the text is so lengthy that I can't fit it into the limited space.

I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I wonder about British Royalty fanfics... but I've never read any. I figure I do not need Queen Mum Rule 34 stuff in my head.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I know they were doing it to keep it kiddie level and fit the Goonies vibe, but I'd have taken Skeleton Crew far more seriously if they'd had the balls to actually kill KB in the finale to show the true violence of war. This is why Andor is the only good Star Wars Disney made.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

They say you couldn't make Blazing Saddles these days, but after this last election... maybe we should remake Blazing Saddles. Because you practically heard liberal white America think "I hope he doesn't win, but no way in hell am I voting for a Ni...." as they stayed home on the day of the election.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I miss Chuck Testa memes.

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[(Anonymous)]

Tim Russ deserved so much better out of Voyager, but at least he didn't piss and moan about it like Robert Beltran did all the time. Guess that is why Russ got invited back before Beltran did.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Gotta give props to Skeleton Crew for sticking to the Treasure Island format so closely. Jod even got the same bittersweet ending Long John got in the original too. Well done Disney, sincerely.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Gotta stop watching Call the Midwife, somehow it always finds a way to trigger my cPTSD on either general mental health history or my borderline abusive family history. I'm not sure I can quit Nurse Crane/Sister Monica Joan shipping though.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm happy that the Section 31 movie is underperforming so badly. Honestly, reading the negative reviews is the most fun I've had in Trek fandom for years.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see a true Star Trek anime. Like, if someone gave one of those Japanese Moe studios license to produce a show within the Trekverse. Just to see what would happen.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hope before Hugh Jackman finally for real reals really quits being Wolverine, that he at least agrees to an Alpha Flight movie. Dammit, Disney, just make an Alpha Flight movie.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm Scottish, and I don't get the fuss about Rabbie Burns. Even worse, I'm from Ayrshire too.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

It's a month until I see Green Day for the first time and I've never been more excited.

Like, I was excited to see P!nk for my first concert, but Green Day are a dream concert and I never thought I'd go to one. As a bonus, AFI are opening for them so two birds one stone.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea why the Mom in Onward even dates that police officer. There's zero chemistry between them and it would make sense if he was a lodger or just a terrible uncle living with the family.

(for the Disney movie Onward)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

There are lots of reasons to dislike the Kardashians, but I honestly believe vocal fry shouldn't even be on the list.

(Bonus secret: I think Kris is the most deplorable Kardashian of them all.)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't it time already we had another The Tick adaptation, I feel it ought to be time.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think the Garp reveal in the One Piece live action hits harder than it does in the original.

SB: Thinking a live action adaptation did anything better than the original, lol. Try saying that anywhere in the fandom!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Regrettably, I must admit, I like how the cybertruck looks. I just love the bizarre low-poly aesthetic, and I wish there were more cars like that. Ideally ones less associated with fascist assholes.
(If shit like "the English royal family" and doll collecting can count as fandom, so can this, right?)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

When I first watched Buffy The Vampire Slayer, all those years ago, I thought Angel was cool, Xander was funny, and wow Spike was a creep. I just did a rewatch, and wow but Angel and Xander were way creepier than I remembered. I did really enjoy Spike's multi season arc of learning not to be a creep though. That it took such a long time, with many repeats of the same lessons, was actually a lot more realistic than I remembered.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

[Elon Musk/Gaming]

I like to ponder how E. musk would fake clout in other games.

Here's my 11th gen Legacy Challenge family. As you can see I started with Edward and Bella Goth.

Here's my 3000 point orc army. Yeah I painted it myself! I had time because I did it all in one coat. Waaaagh, amirite?

I'm so good at hop-scotch actually. I always land the stone on 6 or 9, niiiiiice.

(s!b I don't actually want to talk about him, I just want to feel superior.)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I got and lost my dream job (it was my fault, I sucked at it). As an ace I think it's the first time I've ever been heartbroken. Now I'm facing retraining, yet another years long job hunt and blowing out my savings.

Oh, and I'm a lifelong resident of Los Angeles (although I am safe. For now. It got close.)

The Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively thing is one of the only things giving me joy right now. It's just so entertainingly messy.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Learning about Andy Reid encouraging Patrick Mahomes to have more kids grossed me out. I mean, if nothing else, quality over quantity.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't want a White Collar reboot or continuation. Just leave it alone.

Apparently that makes me a bad fan.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

https://youtu.be/Wre5KRAqZtI?si=UWYEo6mcuWs_KrUk
The Asexual Dilemma by CerosTV

I wish I could share this video with a childhood friend who recently came out to me as Ace.
But my friend has this habit of nitpicking anything and everything. And I do not want to have her only comment be something like "I didn't like that they stood in front of a green screen the whole time and their hair is so ugly and the way they dress is so unflattering".

I'm Ace myself, but I feel like I still have no one see me as I am. This video made me feel seen.
If my friend reacted like I think she will, it would break my heart that all she wants to do is nitpick things she doesn't like.
Forever alone and misunderstood outside of videos by other Aces on YT I watch lmao

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I tried watching the 2019 version of "Little Women" but the moment Amy and Laurie started talking like they were in a modern setting I had to stop.