[ SECRET POST #099 ]

[grayout.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #099 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Early because I need to go recharge.

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 106 secrets from Secret Submission Post #015.
Secrets Not Posted: 0 broken links, 0 not!secrets, 0 not!fandom.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Sunday, April 15th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: Here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[punanamine.livejournal.com]

15. Your reason for liking yaoi manga is the reason I hate it. I know that girls into yaoi prefer femininzed men, but removing their genitals is just creepy. If you're afraid of cock, try reading yuri instead.

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

I don't think the person meant having genitals removed entirely, just censored out with mosaics.

[(Anonymous)]

She said she didn't like to look at penor, that they were gross. Seems pretty clear to me. She's happy they're removed. I think it looks frightening.

[(Anonymous)]

Good for you. some of us are into androgyny. I don't like cock, but I don't like titties either. The hottest thing to me is guys with their clothes on.

It's all a matter of personal preference.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Word to the clothes on thing! Genitals in general are seriously ugly, male or female.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure your lovemaking skills are stellar with an attitude like that.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

*DIES!!*

I'm asexual enough to honestly not even be insulted. Maybe! If it were true that'd be awesome!!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh shi---

ANONYMOUS SNARK ATTACK.

You're so brave :3

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Also, BEST GET-OUT-OF-SEX-FREE CARD EVER. THANK YOU FOR THE INSPIRATION. IM TOTALLY SERIOUS.

[(Anonymous)]

Spoken like someone who has never had sex and will never have good sex. Your attitude makes me laugh. Thanks!

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I don't want to have sex! Sex is gross.

[maeda.livejournal.com]

So, er, wait. Just because somebody can admit that genitals are fucking ugly (because 95% of the time, they are), that means that they wouldn't be able to put that aside and pleasure somebody anyway?

[punanamine.livejournal.com]

It's obvious when you've got someone in bed who dislikes their own naughty bits as well as yours. How can someone give good head if they're freaked by what they're paying attention to? And it's obvious (and pathetic) when someone is doing it only because they're supposed to, not because they want to.

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Why's it "pathetic?" Some people just don't like sex. I'm fine with my "naughty bits" being there, I just don't want to look at other people's. Or have anything to do with them. Kind of like, I have no interest in uh, eating frog legs. Is that such a pitiable thing?

[maeda.livejournal.com]

I said "realizing that they're fugly", not "freaking out". There's a difference.

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

Lol. I agreed with you here. But, yanno they're not supposed to be pretty. They're supposed to serve a purpose. Someone I'm very close who shall not be named to likes to have sex with the lights off with her boyfriend because she doesn't want to see it. ::dies.:: I think she got over that after a while, but yeah ...

[grayout.livejournal.com]

*dies* I think this person is for some reason desperately trying to insult me and it's not working. Like dude, you're not dealing with a sexual person here! It's like telling a computer they're bad at sex!

[ew-younerd.livejournal.com]

Well, that's the thing: Your eyes, arms, nose, mouth, and hair serve a purpose. but we're allowed to think they are pretty because there is no stigma attached to our faces, even though we blow snot out of our nose, drool from our mouths and puke from them, get crusties in our eyes, wax in our ears, etc. etc.

It's stupid to make fun of someone who isn't a sexual person. I'm not asexual, but I definitely think sex is overrated on a grand scale. But it's also villainized on a grand scale. I think it's mostly people being offended at you thinking southern bits are gross, since we all have them and they are nothing to be ashamed of. Society makes us (especially women) feel that way, though.

But, it's retarded for people to try and poke at an asexual and bea ll "LOLZ YOU JUST ARENT GOOD AT SEX LOL THATS Y U R LIKE THAT"

Sex isn't always the most amazing thing on earth, and some people just prefer many other forms of affection over it. But it's also not a gross thing at all. (..okay sometimes it is, but that depends on your kink and the act)

[grayout.livejournal.com]

I kinda think eyes/arms/nose/mouth/etc are kind of gross too if you look at them up close/actually like... interact with them like you would with genitals. I mean like... licking/sucking/sticking a nose/mouth/etc aehgkajethgaetjk auuuugh that's just as bad. *dies*

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[thepinkangel.livejournal.com]

They truly, truly are. ...Except boobs. I love boobs ♥

And you rock hardcore for your response to yon anonymous asshat XD

[grayout.livejournal.com]

Boobs are great! For looking at, anyway. *dies*

I don't know! I don't understand sexual people and their whole hang-up on "omg virginity" or "omg you're BAD at sex!" Saying that to me is like "omg! you've never run around backwards singing Mary Has a Little Lamb, I bet you'd suck at it!!" and it's like ... huh!?

[thepinkangel.livejournal.com]

And for drawing :D And to smother people in, if they're big enough.

*snort* That kinda thing doesn't bother me. It's like, well gee, that might actually hurt if you were a former sex partner of mine, but seeing as that's not possible in any way, shape, or form... So, yeah, I have the same view XD
Good for you! XD

[(Anonymous)]

Girlbits are *very* cute! And if you follow the thread, you will see that not everyone agrees genitals are gross. I happen to find them fascinating and enjoyable to play with.

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't mind vaginas at all. They're a lot more subtle, and a lot less of a threat to the possibility of your eyeball being poked out.