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[ SECRET POST #2022 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2022 ⌋

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I DO WHAT I WANT

Would my offering of pudding appease you? http://hostedmedia.reimanpub.com/TOH/Images/Photos/37/exps28860_CFT944050D14.jpg It's all home made!

:< MY FATHER USED TO MAKE US PUDDING AND GIVE MY BROTHER A LARGER SERVING

It's all home made... by Jane to be given to Thor. I stole it. It is now yours. Every delicious spoonful you stick in your mouth is one less spoonful Thor gets to eat >:D I also nicked his Mjolnir-shapes Pop Tarts, but I'm having those for myself.

PERHAPS I SHALL LET YOU LIVE

I can always rub some chili on the inside of his underwear. Do you also want me to braid his hair really tight overnight so that it looks like a frilly princess's? Or grafitti Mjolnir? Steal all his left socks, fill them with baby spiders and leave them in the cupboard? I've got a fuckton of ideas to victimise the poor guy *eyes glow light blue*

Can I DO WHAT I WANT be a superpower? Because if it is I would like to change my previous answer.

No, you'd get a serious case of Hiddles. You don't want that, it itches like hell.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

And you'd hit it with all your thundering hooves?

I'm on a horse.

To me Hiddles is an STD that transforms you into a Hiddleston lookalike. I am legitimately sad this is not a thing.

Oh ew now I made me imagine tiny bumps with hiddle faces growing out of genitals.

I told you it'd itch. The faces bite. Yet you didn't believe me, and went to get yourself some Hiddles. Well, enjoy a dozen tiny faces on your crotch cackling ehehehehehe all day long.

(the worst part is when they start yelling "I do what I want!" "PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING"; their voices sound like chipmunks on coke).

I stand corrected and apologize profusely. I flew too close to the sun and now all I have are my glorious memories of standing on top of the world shouting "I DO WHAT I WANT" before it all came crashing down on me.

I feel for you, anonymouslyyours. I'd recommend tiny muzzles so that they don't bite, but I don't know how serious your case is, or what budget you're working with.
You could always try to get rid of them by telling them you'll hand them over to the Chitauri. That should at least make them shut up and cower in fear of retaliation. If not, give them some really sticky candy to chew. It should glue their teeth together for long enough to get you some peace. Reapply when necessary.
Don't try to pop them, they'll apologise profusely for their unsigthliness and charm you out of killing them with all their tiny British accents. If you do manage to pop one, the rest will start cursing Joey quite loudly. Also, it hurts like a bitch.
I do hear you used to be able to counter Hiddles with a batch of cumbers, but it's recently become immune to those since so many white cells are its fans voted for it.

*my god, why am I giving detailed medical advice on an imaginary STD that makes little faces sprout on your crotch...*

*yet this is a perfectly acceptable monday/tuesday night for me*

Ew. I like you.

I like you too. Your posts spark my madness in lovely ways. It's always a pleasure to rant on nonesense! (it gets quite lengthy on my part, though)

Don't worry about it. I like length. I also like when you talk a lot so I have more to read.

*blush*
*speechless*

So... care to share any other topic to rant about? The Hiddles-faces STD was gold >_< Or I could tell you about how I'm trying to revive an iPod FROM THE PAST!? (unused for almost 6 years). But it doesn't look like an interesting topic; it hasn't shown any Frankenstein symptom so far, only narcolepsy.

I'm actually stuck on the fact that an iPod can be six years old. jc what is happening with time!

I know, it makes me feel so old... At some point the stupid thing decided it wouldn't sync with iTunes anymore, and started to act up when I tried to charge it. It's been buried in a drawer ever since and I've recently rediscovered it. The playlist's VERY embarrassing, a true testimony to its venerable age. Some of this is making me cringe and laugh at my past self at the same time.
GAH, as you can see I'm not feeling very creative myself to kick a new conversation off, with it being half past three in the morning here =__= My only idea so far has been letting teh webz know there's still somebody on this planet that has entirely non-ironical Britney Spears songs in their iPod...
We could attempt to lurk behind agentcthulhu and braid its tentacles, but we risk suffering its wrath.

Oh! Oh! Examples off the embarrassing playlist! Also LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! *cries*

Holy shit I've got entire ALBUMS by Britney Spears! *passes tissues to clean messed up eyeliner*
I've also got... Crazy Frog, by Alex F. WHAT THE FLYING HELICARRIER FUCK. Why would I have this?
Then, let's see... Destiny's Child, Bon Jovi, Robbie Williams, My Chemical Romance... I won't list the songs, I'm almost certain you could name them :D
What. I've got La tortura, by Shakira. I hated that song (yet I knew the lyrics to it, since it was on the radio all the time). Must've been one of my sisters. The sneaky little bastards.
Oooh! Jackpot! Spice Girls. The reason I don't know the lyrics to most of their songs is because English isn't my native language and I didn't understand shit at the time of my most fervent fan-ness.
Now... payback time! Most embarrassing song/artist/album on your iPod/computer/etc? Do you own any CD of really, REALLY stupid music? Worst song you know the lyrics to?

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...You do know that the tentacles are on the front of my face, right? Maybe I'll relent this one time because it's almost three am and I was greatly amused by the Hiddles-face STD.

I seemed to have skipped a step over there. We sneak behind you, and while one of us grabs you, the other braids your magnificent tentacles. It would look pretty on you, I'd say.
Yet I have this feeling you'd shove us into Shelob's den with your telekinesis. You'd then proceed to say "It seems you've got a bit... tangled" and put your sunglasses on (you'd have to take them off, only to put them back on... with one of your tentacles, of course). And then play the pipe organ that always appears spontaneously when you wish it to.
So I guess we won't be trying to braid your facial appendages, 's all I'm saying.