[ SECRET POST #2095 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2095 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #299.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/Xpm6D.png

[(Anonymous)]

So...basically this is a 'IF YOU DON'T SEE HIM HOW I DO, I JUDGE YOU AND YOU'RE NOT A TRUE FAN!!!!1!!' secret.

Alright. Well, each to their own, but I side eye for judging people over something like that.

Not OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah...I "side-eye" you for spelling it "alright".

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't been in the Hetalia fandom for ages so correct me if I'm wrong, but... how does Russia (er, Ivan? I remember some parts of the fandom that were particular about naming conventions orz) come off as more asexual than anyone else in the series? He has that schlick with Lithuania (and Belarus and Ukraine and the US, if I'm remembering correctly?) right??

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it was really a sexual thing? At least, it never came off that way to me...but then again, I also don't really ship him with anyone so, meh. -shrugs-

[(Anonymous)]

I thought Belarus was stalking him and he was all lolnope? but I haven't been in fandom for ages either lmao

[iggy]

Nothing with the US or Ukraine. For Lithuania he does seem to be kind of into him and he refers to him as 'my ex' (although Lithuania doesn't seem to agree), but there's nothing sexual. For Belarus, Belarus is into HIM, but he's not shown reciprocating.

He's so emotionally childlike that I can see the argument that he's not really sexual, but that's YMMV and it's not at all 'canon.'

[intrigueing]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

"or paired up at all"

You probably mean aromantic asexual then, because plenty of asexuals date?

Also it's shitty to judge people for not having the same headcanon as you. it happens. I think an asexual Russia would be neat, but you need to calm yourself.

Seriously NSFW

[insanenoodlyguy]

For you OP!

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Axis_Powers_Hetalia%20Russia/

A REMINDER THAT EVERYBODY ELSE WANTS SMUT!

Edit: SMUUUTTTTTTTT

[forgottenjester]

Wow, okay. You're obsessive and need to get over yourself.

By the way, you remind me of this fox.

[(Anonymous)]

But that fox is cute!

[(Anonymous)]

You are my favorite person in this post. Between the Tijuana/Body Double thread, the "We have kids?" thread and now this... I can't stop laughing. This is awesome. Thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

congrats you are everything that's wrong with fandom asexuals

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder why you think they're asexual? Plenty of assholes think one character should be x and that's it without actually being from that group. (Like I know a few people in the Sherlock must be asexual! group who are not asexual...)

Really, this person is just an example of those who are too militant about their headcanons.

[ex_paola492]

Uh... he's asexual in canon (if I remember correctly). And while I don't agree with the psyco!rapist thing from fanon, YKINMK should apply here.

[iggy]

There's nothing about his sexuality in canon.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it's ever said what his sexuality is ever actually touched in canon [...like most of the other characters, iirc?], it's mostly just stated that he's more than a little crazy...and doesn't always understand why other's are scared of him [at least, iirc.]

[iggy]

So you thinking he's asexual means he can't be paired in a romantic relationship?

That's not what asexual means.

[(Anonymous)]

No.
No.
Nyet.
As a Russia fan and RPer.
His sexuality is unknown.
We have had no proof either way.
If you think he is asexual, fine, just don't force your headcanon on others.
Just because he doesn't flirt or anything doesn't make him asexual.
AND NOT THINKING SO DOES NOT MAKE YOU 'NOT A TRUE FAN'.
God, sometimes this fandom is just stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree with everything except for the last sentence.

[jedishampoo]

Erm, if you start thinking that someone else is not a "true fan" because of their interpretations, then you have grown a tin hat and should probably look into removing it.

[(Anonymous)]

I think the beauty of Hetalia is that you can interpret the characters however the hell you want. It's tough to figure out "canon" when the comics themselves aren't portraying history accurately, indulging in stereotypes that weren't around during WWII or beforehand, and embodying complex entities like countries as adorable bishonen whose idea of "war" is to tackle each other suggestively.

It's FUN. It's ENTERTAINMENT. If some people want to write and read about Russia raping other countries, fine. If you want to write and read about Russia being asexual, aromantic or not, fine. So long as people understand that there's no actual "right way" to be doing this, everything should be fine. It's too much of a tangled mess of fiction, history, current events, folklore, historical fiction and porn to have a real "canon" going on.

Personally, I get all kinds of guilty pleasure over Russia/America material. UNF, I'm so anti-patriotic ...

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't it canon that he's asexual anyway?

[nachtmusik]

....lmao so anyone who sexualizes him at all is equivalent to making him a creepy rapist? Wow no fuck you.

I'm just going to be over here with all of my Russia ships. Catch ya later.