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⌈ Secret Post #2095 ⌋

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Well, the DVD did just came out in the US. But it has been out overseas for a few weeks. So, I hope it's a DVD that she is referring to. I really, really hope so.

If the OP doesn't come and confirm I'm just going to go with DVD because I don't want to think of the alternative.

Too late for me. Dammit, I wish brain bleach was real.

Awwwwww.

Here's a cute kitty in consolation.

Right-click save as "omgomgwhazzdat?"

SOME OF US DO OKAY?!

WELL FINE! SEE IF I CARE!

GO TO THE MOON YOU SELFISH DREAMER!

VAGINA HATER!

PENIS LOVER!

Wait... isn't that a good thing? Or at least neutral?

Edited 2012-09-27 23:24 (UTC)

MOM, DAD, STOP FIGHTING!!!! ALL GENITALS ARE AWESOME!

Oh gosh, I'm married to

insanenoodlyguy? When did that happen? And when did I have kids? Or did he have the kids? WHY AM I NOT TOLD THESE THINGS?!

Edited 2012-09-27 23:32 (UTC)

I AM TAKING THE CHILDREN YOU INATTENTIVE HARPY!

NO COURT WILL RULE IN YOUR FAVOR! YOU'VE BEEN ILLEGALLY KEEPING THE CHILDREN FROM ME!

YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD KIDS!

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT.

WE ARE ALREADY DIVORCED. I HAVE USED YOUR ABSENTMINDENESS IN MY FAVOR!

NEW MOMMY KNOWS THE CHILDREN'S NAMES. THEY LOVE HER ALREADY.

BECAUSE YOU HID THE CHILDREN FROM ME!

Look. We both need to be adults about this. You'll be talking to my lawyer.

(no subject)

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 00:03 (UTC) - Expand

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Remember that weekend where we went down to Tijuana and you ate the worm at the bottom the tequila bottle and everything went fuzzy after that? Yeah...it was a very eventful weekend.

But I never go down to Tijuana. You must mean my body double. She's the party queen.

No, it was you. You're the one who has the tattoo of Fantasy Island's Tattoo on your backside. You were stoned out of your mind when you had it done and kept on saying, "Yo dawg, I heard you like tattoos..." It was your tattooed keister in Mexico. Man, that must have been one psychedelic worm.

forgottenjester - 2012-09-27 23:44 (UTC) - Expand

Hey...

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 00:08 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Hey...

forgottenjester - 2012-09-28 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

luxshine - 2012-09-28 00:20 (UTC) - Expand

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insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

luxshine - 2012-09-28 01:38 (UTC) - Expand

<--- BAD FATHER

insanenoodlyguy - 2012-09-28 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

Re: <--- BAD FATHER

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mekkio - 2012-09-28 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

I DECLARE WAR ON YOUR HO ASS

THAT'S MY MAN

Look.

This is all a misunderstanding. You can blame my body double down thread.

My quarrel is not with you, foul monster. Be that as it may, I will not hesitate to defend myself should you pursue me.

SHE IS NOT FOUL, SHE IS CHARD. CHARD!

SHE WAS BURRD BY THE FIRE NATION, YOU INSENSITIVE MONSTER. NO WONDER I'M DIVORCED.

She is also a monster. You cannot deny her true form.

WE WERE NEVER MARRIED.

I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BODY DOUBLE. THAT EXCUSE WON'T WORK.

OH WAIT THAT'S ALSO OUR DAUGHTER.

SHIIIIITTTTTTTT

You are going to jaaaaaiiiillll~♪♫

You are going to jaaaaaiiiillll~♪♫

Re: FUCK YOU

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SUCKER

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