[ SECRET POST #2303 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2303 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/eqI5GlC.png

[sockpants]

I don't really know any of Bjork's music, but Lana del Ray is like nails on a chalkboard for me. It drives me especially bonkers because my boss is a HUGE fan and insists on playing it all the time. :|

So I guess you're not alone in that, anon.

[(Anonymous)]

This has gotta be a troll secret, right? They both have *plenty* of detractors. Lana has more detractors than fans, it seems.

[(Anonymous)]

The other day, I read an absolutely scathing article on Lana's performance in Vienna. It was kind of hilarious, but damn, that writer really hates her. What made the whole thing funnier was that a difference newspaper published an OTT positive article on the same performance.

[annaham]

I love the helllllllll out of Bjork, but her music is definitely not to everyone's taste. (I'm kinda "meh" when it comes to LDR, though.)

[visp]

Oh it's very hipster and cool to dislike Lana.

[morieris]

I love Lana, but I do understand she isn't for everyone. I don't even like her shtick and yet I listen to her music.

[(Anonymous)]

I just can't stand Lana's voice, personally. I can see why people would like it, and I'm all for deep/raspy-voiced female singers in general, but something about her voice is really grating to me.

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason, Lana's hairstyle just freaks me out.

Iceland has awesome experimental musicians

[chardmonster]

Check this out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj9FjFDSHjQ&feature=share&list=UUKy3hIIIC6LMZyqlFNeHZCw

http://youtu.be/LzjHDJpzvI4

[unicornherds]

You are definitely not alone in disliking these two. I've seen plenty of people go on tirades about how much they hate one or the other.

[(Anonymous)]

Lana.

LANA.

LAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAA!

[(Anonymous)]

Lana can't sing for shit, that might have something to do with it!

/SNL

[mekkio]

Bjork has one of those voices that you either like or hate. There's no in between. I like her. But I can see how her voice would grate. She sounds like to me as if the ghost of Phyllis Diller possessed a cat and started to talk through it. It's weird and that's what I like about it. But to each their own.

[shinyhappypanic]

I like Lana's voice a lot, but the songs she releases aren't really to my taste. In Bjork's case though, I just absolutely cannot get into her.

For me the popular artist I really don't get is Marina and the Diamonds.

[(Anonymous)]

Lana has weird lips and is always trying to be edgy, and retro and stuff. Like she wants to be some sort of cult-classic icon from the sixties or something.

[sootyowl]

I don't mind Bjork. I have jammed along to a few of her songs. Lana on the other hand I can't stand.

Something about Lana's voice is off putting. I just don't like listening to her. Maybe I'm not hip enough to get her and her tune, haha.

[supermanda]

I'm familiar with Bjork's popularity, but do people really take Lana Del Rey seriously? I adore her, but I thought everyone sort of "laughs at" her because she isn't exactly known to be an amazing singer

[(Anonymous)]

I could never get into Bjork's music (or her image for that matter) and now I sort of resent her because some friends seemed to feel superior to everyone for liking her.

[orangescones]

I like the way Lana's music sounds/her voice but I don't really love the lyrics (if I twist my interpretations of them I like them tho) and her image is kind of hard to get into for me too, especially in her music videos. National Anthem was the first song I heard from her because I saw the video and liked it, though. Next was Bel Air, but I haven't seen any of her other ones.

She helps me fall asleep too. A lot of people hate her though, don't worry! :)

[(Anonymous)]

I loved when Lana claimed to be the "gangster Nancy Sinatra."

Bitch, Nancy Sinatra is the fucking gangster Nancy Sinatra. She's Frank Sinatra's daughter. You can't get much more gangster than Frank.

Jesus Christ. You're nothing but the overprivileged daughter of some rich guy, Lana. I know Nancy is, too, but, hot damn, her dad is FRANK SINATRA.

[(Anonymous)]

I think bjork is one of those artists that either clicks with you or doesn't, and the snobbery surrounding her music is ridiculous. Personally, a lot of her music just seems like it doesn't have a melodic flow that I can get into.

I don't know how to say it otherwise. It's like it just feels like there's this dissonance between her voice and the music a lot of the time, and it's weird. Like it doesn't match up.

Although I love Oceania and Dull Flame of Desire, so idek.

[riddian]

I don't like Bjork either. It's weird. I haven't thought about why though, it just didn't appeal to me so I went "eh" and went back to looking for different music. So, you're not alone there, though I couldn't tell you why.

[ninety6tears]

I like Bjork, but I think her voice is the kind of distinctive that isn't gonna be for everybody.

[rbhudson]

I love Bjork but I can't stand Lana