[ SECRET POST #2308 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2308 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 085 secrets from Secret Submission Post #330.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

16. http://i.imgur.com/fMJ7JXE.png?1?3083

[visp]

Well, you might be surprised in real life when you find it's not a "wand" or "cone of power" or whatever down there.

[(Anonymous)]

they said fan art tho

[(Anonymous)]

No, of course not. It's a mighty man noodle.

http://wtffanfiction.com/post/27019775535/thegreatgamzee-mighty-man-noodle-here-it

[(Anonymous)]

"Cone of power"
Please tell me you came up with that. I read a lot of bad!fiction but this is new to me. I can't decide which part makes me laugh more, though: "cone" or "power"?

[(Anonymous)]

Been there. Honestly watching porn, slash/erotic fanart and the like really did help me get over my weirdness with male genitalia. You are not alone!

[(Anonymous)]

How you can posses what can best be described as a floppy mucous hole, and have an aversion to penises is beyond me. At worst they look a bit silly instead of having the likeness of a hatchet wound.

no.

[(Anonymous)]

What. the. fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

hahahaha what the hell

[(Anonymous)]

How anyone can prefer flesh mushrooms over cute little cunts is beyond me.

[(Anonymous)]

OP: Well the fact that I've been aquainted with my 'floppy mucous hole' since forever has gotten me pretty used to it

[(Anonymous)]

Awww, someone is angry!

[(Anonymous)]

You don't see that hole immediately when someone drops their pants, though. Whereas penises are just like HEY THERE LOOK AT ME /DANCES

[(Anonymous)]

My gaping mucus hole is a beautiful flower, tyvm.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, whatever helps OP! Having crushes on characters played by English actors helped me get over being weirded out by uncircumcised penises, so.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm your opposite. I really hated my female genitalia because a bad childhood had me convinced I just had a "fuckhole" and that the penis was the only organ one should play with.

So I really had this aversion to f/f or f/m sex and even wished more than once I had a penis instead of a vagina, so I could touch and look at it without feeling like scum.
Fandom helped me appreciate what I have. Fandom even kind of taught me how to masturbate and realize that I also have a vulva, not just a vagina.

[(Anonymous)]

All genitals look stupid to me, and live-action porn grosses the hell out of me. No problems reading about it or seeing drawn versions though. Maybe I'm just not desensitised enough yet... Ah well, as good an excuse as any! *scurries off to read porn*

[(Anonymous)]

I get this. I'm a het female who always found penises unaesthetic. Now I'm finding them less distasteful and even found a healthy appreciation for testicles because of slash fandom.

[sockpants]

Whatever helps you, OP.

I'll be honest: since menarche I really, really hated vaginas, because I have endometriosis, which made itself apparent through excruciating pain almost immediately, when I was 13. It's been quite a while since then, but it wasn't until I was in my late teens/early twenties that I started reading yuri and het, and it helped me get over my extreme aversion to my own hoohah. I'm still not overly fond of it, but it's better than it was in the past. So I can completely understand.

[(Anonymous)]

Genitals in general, male or female, are just not that attractive imo. I love slash pron as much as the next fangirl, but it's not for the aesthetics of the penis. /shrugs

[(Anonymous)]

It makes sense. Drawn penises, even when they're anatomically correct, are just a lot easier to stomach than real ones for some reason.

I like dicks, and when it comes to porn, I still prefer drawn ones.

[gobbledigook]

I always forget it's kind of a common opinion that "genitals in general are ugly". I think dicks are cute! most of the time anyway!

GUYS! HI!

[making_excuses]

Seriously NSFW, but it is a great site that makes sex and nudity into something fun and happy instead of scary and serious:

http://sexisnottheenemy.tumblr.com/

[(Anonymous)]

That's cool, though I gotta wonder why specifically slash? Cause het's got penises too.

[(Anonymous)]

I went full cycle.

I was afraid of the peen, then I read some fic, then after a few years I was ready to experiment with the peen and was able to better appreciate it, thus enabling me to write porn.