[ SECRET POST #2317 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2317 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 048 secrets from Secret Submission Post #331.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Got any?

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Yup.

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[fingalsanteater]

Best response. :D

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[dreemyweird]

Perfect.

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[(Anonymous)]

I want to be a trophy wife.

(I know how unrealistic this is, and how idiotic it would be to pin all my financial security on one person. But... I want it anyway, and I'm not supposed to.)

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[fingalsanteater]

Eh. Who wouldn't want a rich spouse? I'd like to wantonly spend money in exchange for looking good and having sex.

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[(Anonymous)]

i don't think there's anything wrong with wanting that, so long as you don't marry an asshole but that's just a concern for your well being

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[tergiversate]

the older I get the more I want this too

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[littletown]

I grew up in a circle full of trophy wives (my dad had really classy friends and business partners). It's only great if the guy really cares about you.

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[agentcthulhu]

Not in the mood to play today nonnie. Maybe some other time? :)

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[(Anonymous)]

I may have gotten someone fired/transferred, and I don't give a fuck. She was a bus driver on a publicly funded bus at a publicly funded college, she does not get to play a Christian Radio station over the bus speakers without anyone reporting her.

/reported her
/doesn't care
/is a Christian btw

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[al28894]

I really wish there was a box that I can literally put all my story ideas and dreams and constructs into so that I can see them later (think the Pensieve from Harry Potter). I would literally pay up my entire ******* if I have a chance of seeing my dreams and imaginations from my own eyes without falling asleep.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm only one class away from my bachelor's, but even if I do go back and finish, I'm not even sure what I'll do with it. I can't stand the thought of having an important or significant job, or having a job that follows me home. I'm content with the job I have now - I just wish I could've discovered this sooner so that maybe I wouldn't be up to my eyeballs in student debt.

Fuck you and your bogus scam of higher education, America.

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[(Anonymous)]

I've never had an orgasm with anyone other than myself. I usually end up either faking it or acting like it doesn't matter.(It's nicer than going, "You've been fucking me for over forty minutes. I'm bored. Come already.")

I have tried to so many different positions and types. (You would think oral would do the trick. Nope.) I would like it if once, just once I could come with someone.

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[(Anonymous)]

Social justice warriors on the internet has desensitized me to actual social justice problems.

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[(Anonymous)]

Once on my last week of work, (I won't say the place otherwise it would give it away. Just think of it as an office building,) I went to Party City and bought three dozen multicolored army men and hid them everywhere around the offices. Behind toilets, behind books on shelves, under the cubicles, in the fire hose boxes, in air vents and so on. Why? Because I wanted a little part of me to stay behind. I haven't told anyone this but I still wonder years after the fact if all of the army men have been found or are there still some hidden.

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[(Anonymous)]

I would actually enjoy being a prostitute, so long as I was somewhere where prostitution was legalized and regulated. The problem is, I don't think I'm physically attractive enough for legal prostitution. :(

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm a heterosexual cisgender woman but sometimes I wish I knew what it felt like to have a penis, especially in sexual situations (erections, etc).

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[(Anonymous)]

I want to go back to school but I'm terrified of racking up debt. And it's for freaking ART so it's not like I'll be guaranteed a cushy job or anything.

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[(Anonymous)]

Man, I've been wanting to get this out for a while.

So, in another comm I'm in, someone posted a big thing about a woman that was being harassed and had been for some amount of time I can't remember. They tried to get the managing company of the thing that the comm was about to step in and get involved to stop the harassers, and I don't know what came of that, but her harassers managed to find her real life info and was calling her, making threats, whatnot. She felt the only way to get out of it was killing herself, so she did.

Yes, I find that tragic. I don't know what it's like to live in fear like that every day. But while everyone piled in to make teary, lamenting replies, I just wanted to chew a hole in my screen and punch somebody.

BECAUSE SHE KILLED HERSELF AND LEFT HER CHILD AN ORPHAN.

No father left alive, don't know why. She kills herself, child has no more parents. I don't know about grandparents or if the kid is now in the hands of the state. Seriously, I have no sympathy for you, lady. FUCK YOU. Your child deserved better than to be left alone in this world. So, thanks for leaving your kid with your mess, you selfish asshole.

If there'd been no kid in the picture, I would still feel like it was a waste because she still had options. But since there IS a kid? Fuck you.

/waits for the dogpiling about how I'm totes insensitive and mean and how could I say that about someone who committed suicide it's so sad~~ which is exactly why I kept my mouth shut in that thread.

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[(Anonymous)]

I've lost almost 60lbs over the last 7 months (and I've only 50 more lbs to go until I reach my goal). I want everyone to know, but at the same time I don't anyone to know. I've told people the exact figure, but then I'm embarrassed that I had to lose 110lbs in the first place.

I guess I'm at a weight now that it's very noticeable that I'm thinner, so people have been commenting on how good I look. I don't want to be embarrassed by this because I love positive attention, but I don't want to be reminded that I didn't look good before.

I kind of hate when people ask how I did it too (eating right and exercising). I feel like people are looking for quick fixes and easy advice, but it was just a lot of sweat, tears and gnawing hunger to get to where I'm at.

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[(Anonymous)]

I made a fry-up fajita (I'm sure this is not the right word but it's the only one I have) the other day and it was utterly divine! My excitement about it was crushed more than a little by the realisation that it was the highlight of my week and I had nobody to talk about it with anyway.

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[(Anonymous)]

I regularly spend upwards of four hours a day masturbating. I am aware that this is a lot but sometimes I just get the urge and it's hard to ignore. Also I'm incredibly depressed at the moment and masturbating instead of attempting to talk to people or do things is just so much easier. I'm beginning to remember with great fondness the handful of years between starting to masturbate and figuring out how to do it properly when I'd just give up after ten minutes of painful fumbling and go read a book.

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[(Anonymous)]

I think the 2 people I'm in love with are falling in love with each other. I don't know how to feel about this. On the one hand, I know I should be crushed, but I can't really bring myself to feel sad because if there was anyone I'd want either of them to be with it'd be the other person. They're both so great and I love them, but I think it's better if I don't say anything so that they can go an make each other happy without me getting in the way.

I don't know what the point of sharing this was, exactly. I guess I just wanted to get it out there.

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[(Anonymous)]

Black teenagers, specifically the "thug, pot smoking" kind have made me a little racist. There was a case a while ago where a group of black teens ran up to an old man and his wife, and his him in the face as hard as they could (It's a game where you try to knock out strangers in one hit). He died, right in front of his wife. Two black teens shot a baby in the face down in the south because his mother didn't have any money on her. -Point. Blank.- There are gangs of teens around here and the only ones that I see doing crime are the black teens, and there's a lot of Latin kids around here, too.

They are the closest thing to humans acting like animals that I have ever seen.